Britney Spears spent her 25th birthday at Mr. Chow’s over the weekend doing whatever the hell it is she’s doing here. And sure, why not, that’s usually how I eat dinner too. Only with more jazz hands.
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Eww! What is wrong with her!
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Yes, she is FAT compared to what she use to be but she is not FAT in the way a 400lb. woman is fat. And by no means am I trying to defend this whorey, cunt showing, circus act. I’m just stating the facts people.
“Actually no.88 Anorexic people suffer from a form of body dysmorphia because as well as seeing having a distorted image of themselves they also look at perfectly normal sized people and severely under-weight people and think they are too fat. Lol I thought everyone knew that”
Fuck off, you cunt.
#99
Your post still makes you look fat.
Where’s Paris?!
Maybe she got pissed, because Britney decided that THIS time, she would wear panties…
Dammit, someone stole my spirit fingers comment. Oh well…
Dress… not flattering. Big print, way too short, a little shiny. It probably cost $500 but looks like she got it for 50 cents at a garage sale.
I too am glad she’s started wearing underpants again. That’s a pretty big step in the right direction.
And I get that she’s celebrating and all that, but why is she doing it by auditioning for a spot in “All That Jazz”? She dances as well as she sings, which is to say, not very well.
Britney, go home and take care of your kids, you nitwit.
Oh, I see Britney got the panties I sent her for her birthday.
*massive eyeroll*
#99 – that ISN’T body dysmorphia. People with body dysmorphic disorder as a result of anorexia tend to think other people look BETTER than them, but they’re usually too self-obsessed to be concerned with anyone else’s looks. That’s PART OF THE DISORDER. It is a psychological self-preoccupation based on one’s own appearance that causes one to be delusional about one’s own body, face, hair, or skin.
We could also falsely assume that dyslexics think most people just don’t know how to spell.
P.S. I don’t have body dysmorphia, but you still sound kind of fat to me. Just sayin’.
Oh, shit, that last post made me look fat…. can we strike that?
Fuck, I think I’m getting a pimple now from all this stressssssssss……
I cant believe people actually support Britney Spears and think she “rocks”….
how sad and pathetic you must be to even think of her in a positive light…
at this rate i wouldn’t be surprised if she starts giving oral sex to the homeless as a Xmas gift…
all the money in the world cant buy class or cure utter stupidity
First of all, yes, Brit-Brit is a dim-witted, moronic, trailer-trash lovin’ fool who, if not for creative managers, etc., would be flipping burgers at the local Dairy Queen and yelling at whatever K-Fedsque grease monkey who is living with her to stop stealing her Virgina Slims.
That being said…
I do feel sorry for her. She has been raised to be a prostitute. Her parents pimped her out long ago – encouraging a 15,16,17 year old to sexualize herself in order to gain attention, applause and validation. Re: Rolling Stones Mag cover circa 98/99 (?)
She has obviously had little to no education, no instruction on how the world works, and has never been encouraged to emotionally grow beyond the age of 13. She speaks, writes and acts like a junior high kid whose parents have too much money and not enough dicipline.
I’ve read people wondering where Lynne is and why she won’t reel in this trainwreck that was once her daughter…because Lynne is WHY Britney is an attention seeking baby factory who shows off the factory at all opportunities. She taught her daughter to expose herself for attention.
I’m sure we all saw bits of, if not all of, Chaotic. Where was her family? Where were any real friends? She had nothing but syncophants, lackeys and the like. Of course she is seduced by K-Fed. He gives her attention, he acts like he’s cooler than her, he is with her 24/7 and feeds her love and attention no matter what she is doing. She doesn’t have to pay him (she thinks) and he acts like nothing fazes him. She’d have latched on to a drunk monkey if it gave her enough attention.
So I do feel sorry for her. She is not bright, uneducated, sexualized to the point of being a total whore, unguided, emotionally retarded and a basic mess with too much money.
That being said, what a skank. Blah.
# 111 – I couldn’t have said it any better….
Thank you Britney for wearing underwear on your birthday. Now all you need to do is wear them everyday…but not the same ones! Since you’re so rich, maybe you should buy some more.
Of course, everyone loves Britney still, nothing we can do…except sit at the computer and type messages to her which she will never of course see ;)
All the people by her side and in the background are clapping. If no one liked her, they’d be calling her a hoe and shouting ‘ Go home and stop making an ass of yourself!’ But they’re not. They obviously want her to stay and do more jazzy poses.
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Or maybe she is excited because her panties match her dress — Oh garanimals — look, I made a match!
Ammetyst–You have brain dysmorphic syndrome where you have a distored image of your intelligence and intellectual capacity.
Happy birthday Britney! May your next 25 be as fruitful.
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At least she’s looking skinnier.
Ok, I actually like her outfit…but it doesn’t work for her. You need to be stick-thin and preferably 18 and NOT have 2 kids at home to wear something like that.
Then again, she is just 25 and single. So that’s some excuse for acting like an ass.
Hmm….but that must be why people generally think it’s a bad idea to tie yourself down with two kids before you’re 24 years old. She is pretty dumb; it’s actually kind of sad.
Sadly, those aren’t panties. She tattooed her coochie.
damn you, 77! you read my mind!
i was actually thinking she was channeling goldie hawn in her “laugh-in” days!
eh, great minds think alike.
I can’t figure out whether the tears streaming down my face are from the sheer HORROR of seeing a part of Britney that only her doctor and husba…(oops she doesn’t HAVE one anymore, that’s TWO!!)or from laughing hysterically at the comments from everyone else! Thanks for giving me the best laugh of the day!!
ive got to say that is a funny picture…she looks good
Ammetyst (whatever).
Yes, that is the point. Now get off so we can play. You should make her your role model. Because only a girl that fine can hit the jackpot with a sexy man such as K-Fed. (Ammytest -whatever- dreams, “If only….”
This is so weird…I just turned 25 too and I thought to myself “what better way to celebrate than to let my ass hang out of my dress and do a mime version of being stuck in a box?!?!?” Its uncanny….
WTF? I did not give her permission to start wearing panties again.
she looks like cheap used up ashy dry nasty white trash
number 89 i love you could not have said it better myself. i feel the same way about J-Hoe
whoa, i hope Mr. Chow gets checked for STDs
wow everyone is so angry, lol….I like to poke fun at the stupid people out there like Britney Spears but I also know when comments cross the line.
like calling someone a fat whore and so on…Britney is not fat and yeah she may not look as good as she did when she first started out but she has pushed out two kids and had a nervouse breakdown, lol.
I think she is a total tard and needs to get her act together though. She just likes all the attention she gets so she keeps doing all these randome stupid things. The girl needs a smack in the head if you ask me.