Britney Spears spent her 25th birthday at Mr. Chow’s over the weekend doing whatever the hell it is she’s doing here. And sure, why not, that’s usually how I eat dinner too. Only with more jazz hands.
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ScottInFlorida | December 4, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Idiot
I’m gonna go take a Britney and wipe my Spears.
Cinema Bulletin | December 4, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Second?
FredLobster | December 4, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Holy Shit! I’m first?
I don’t know what to say. I’d like to thank my Mom for this fine fine laptop. I’d like to thank Jesus for making Miss Spears such an idiot.
blah blah blah
FredLobster | December 4, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Guess not huh?
Oh well
ScottInFlorida | December 4, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Jesus! Did I just happen to be first?
WTF, where are all the “First” losers?
Shit, I hate being first.
Piglet | December 4, 2006 at 5:14 pm
She’s don’ gone crazy. Good call on the jazz hands.
Nena | December 4, 2006 at 5:15 pm
At least she is wearing underwear this time.
jane | December 4, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Are those panties I see? It’s about time.
southtexasgal | December 4, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Shouldn’t she be staying on the low after what happened last week.
BarbadoSlim | December 4, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Dude on the right has wood.
Beware your urges friend for down that path lies only an intense burning sensation.
biatcho | December 4, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Amtrak officials will be calling every American tonight to apologize for the damage this latest trainwreck has inflicted upon us as a country.
biatcho | December 4, 2006 at 5:41 pm
and can someone please inform this cocklick that fat people shouldn’t wear prints. Keep it in black bitches.
saggybottom | December 4, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Somebody needs to pick out her wedgy.
Binky | December 4, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Note to self :
Mr. Chow’s, L.A. – stay away from the rice.
gshepps | December 4, 2006 at 5:48 pm
hmmmm…. why the hell is that guy enjoying him self soo much.?
biatcho | December 4, 2006 at 5:49 pm
#15 – because gays just looove good jazz hands. and transvestites.
saggybottom | December 4, 2006 at 5:54 pm
She looks pretty good for just crapping out 2 kids in 1 year.
I’m pretty sure this will help her custody of her children case too.
eXtasyStef | December 4, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Not jazz hands–SPIRIT FINGERS.
And we know where they’ve been.
Cate | December 4, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Since when does Brit own panties?
Pikachelsea | December 4, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Good grief, is she ever going to buy a dress that isn’t the length of a 12-year old’s shirt? At least she’s wearing underwear this time. What a tool.
thekiddtrademark | December 4, 2006 at 6:09 pm
She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet.
Kinda like lindsay lohan’s vagina.
And her legs are nappy, too.
Tracy | December 4, 2006 at 6:17 pm
OMG!! I spent my 25th birthday doing the hokey-pokey on a table in a Chinese restaurant too! Oh no, wait, I was at home with my two babies. Sorry.
Ammetyst | December 4, 2006 at 6:22 pm
You have body dysmorphic disorder if you think Britney is fat. Get over the anorexic size zero saddo. Britney is absolutely gorgeous. I am amazed at her resilience – how she constantly overcomes things that would drive most people to suicidal ideation. She is an amazing, strong and powerful woman and she deserves to enjoy herself
somechick | December 4, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Shitney is NOT Gorgeous! She is too fat to wear that short dress. She needs to lose another 15 pound before she can wear it. Look at her legs! It’s raunchy in a verybad way. More puke. More puke…
calicojack | December 4, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Ammetyst, it clearly says in the commercial that if your erection lasts more than 4 hours to contact a doctor…youre obviously not following directions.
britney spears is a low life trailer trash tobacco spittin’ baby makin’ (you get the picture) hick with an IQ that is less than her age.
she is a disgrace to the human race. seriously look at that pic, how could you possibly worship someone who can’t even spell her own name?
GOD
superficially | December 4, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Britney Spears is a fart
CrazyGina | December 4, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Uck..i can’t believe she choose to wear THAT on her bday. pff.
somechick | December 4, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are reportedly seeking counselling to keep their six-year marriage together. Guy is said to be frustrated with his wife’s bossy demeanour, according to the U.K. paper The People. “The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their London home,” a source told the paper. “But they are determined to make the marriage work and after a long heart-to-heart they both decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist.”
“The bottom line is that Guy sometimes feels he is not allowed to have an opinion,” the source said. Apparently this issue was forced when Madonna became very insistent about adopting another child from Malawi. “I’m going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly,” Madonna told Paris Match magazine last month. “A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance.”
This comment came out of Madge’s mouth despite Guy’s strong objections to further complicating their family life by bringing another baby into it. “Guy doesn’t want to go through all the media attention again which he hates,” the source said. “Although he loves little David as his own he thinks they should be both concentrating on their own relationship at this time, not adding a new one.”
With Guy’s words falling on Madonna’s deaf ears, he’s resorted to making threats that he’s ready to walk. Or at least ride. In front of friends, a playful spat turned into a serious argument that culminated in Guy making the fairly odd threat, “‘I’ll get on my bike if you want me to’,” presumably meaning he’d essentialy bike away from home, grade-four style. “She tried to laugh the whole episode off but it was clear he was deadly serious,” the source said.
Giggles | December 4, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Ms Spears, love, you just don’t get it.
somechick | December 4, 2006 at 7:01 pm
The starlet calls her former stylist “raisin face” but comes off as a cheesehead.
by Ryan Porter
Nicole Richie, aka Captain Bonesapeekin’, is calling out another Hollywood personality for having an eating disorder (that must be her reward for gaining a reported ten pounds but we think most of that weight was in bracelets).
On her MySpace page, Nicole, 25, posted a blind item late on Monday, November 27, and let’s just say subtle, sly jabs are not exactly her forte. The post read, “What 35-year-old raisin face whispers her order of three pieces of asparagus for dinner at Chateau every night, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last pay cheque I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist? Hint: Her nickname is lettucecup.” Ohhhhhh, Lettucecup! Wasn’t she Strawberry Shortcake’s arch-nemesis? She did have major ani.
Oh wait, no, Nicole is talking about her ex-stylist Rachel Zoe, who Nicole fired two weeks ago on Tuesday, November 14. Rachel had released a statement yesterday addressing rumours that she had been fired for pressuring Nicole to practice extreme dieting. Rachel has been accused of masterminding alarming physical changes in clients such as Nicole and Lindsay Lohan.
In the statement Rachel points out that she works with “a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday.” She concludes the statement by saying, “I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.” We’d say that hardly warrants an insult like “raisin face,” but maybe it’s more insulting if raisins are the special treat between living on Diet Coke and Kleenexes.
Though Rachel’s stylings made Nicole a hit in the fashion world, she has topped at least one worst-dressed list so far this year: PETA’s. The animal-rights group called Nicole, “an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” Raisin Face agrees, but for different reasons
HolisticWisdomcom | December 4, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Brit is finally wearing panties… must be that time of the month.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
suzy | December 4, 2006 at 7:12 pm
lol.. YAY FOR PANTIES!
suzy | December 4, 2006 at 7:13 pm
and BOO!!! for ugly dresses
JungleRed | December 4, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Re: 30. Nicole said that? Oh, snap! Her stock just went up. She owns that Zoe chick.
Oh, and nice drumsticks, Britney. Who ordered chicken?
Ammetyst | December 4, 2006 at 7:25 pm
IF BRITNEY’S SO BAD WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME EVEN BOTHERING TO ESPECIALLY SIGN ONTO THIS THING, CLICK ON HER PICTURES AND WASTE YOUR TIME POSTING A COMMENT? ARE YOU THAT JEALOUS AND BITTER? WHO’S REALLY THE SADDO, LOW LIFE HERE?
BRITNEY ROCKS – GREAT LEGS
Saera | December 4, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Woah, I’m surprised she’s actually wearing underwear. -_-
But someone, please correct me if I’m wrong.
yuckyfresh | December 4, 2006 at 7:44 pm
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
BarbadoSlim | December 4, 2006 at 7:50 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #35 as we used to say over at quake3world: OWNT
delete one pair of panties
becca11 | December 4, 2006 at 7:54 pm
calm down it’s her birthday.people who say shes a bad parent are nerds, and need to chill out…. and calling her pathetic seems funny when you are commenting on her life and she will never know you exist. people should stick to commenting on celeb looks and simple hate without reason for celebs. it’s gross how people get all moral and goody two shoes when pictures of britney come up, shes no worse than anyone else in entertainment…. even jen aniston snorts coke. britney drinks at night when her babies are atsleep with the nanny, so what.
becca11 | December 4, 2006 at 7:57 pm
oh no one said too anything annoying yet. whoops
BarbadoSlim | December 4, 2006 at 7:59 pm
I hate to break this to you Becca, but sadly FOR YOU this a celeb slamming site so shut the fuck up.
Kristin | December 4, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Oh look, someone got her underwear as a birthday present.
Boogie Monster | December 4, 2006 at 8:04 pm
I wanna know where Paris is??? Who the hell is she ‘partying’ with?
katlady12 | December 4, 2006 at 8:05 pm
I think this is a rather goofy cute pic of her compared to the previous pics. Im still waiting for a true comeback, girlfriend!
happy_bunny | December 4, 2006 at 8:09 pm
WELL I LIKE HER AND I THINK SHE’S PRETTY AND IF YOU DON’T THEN YOU’RE A BIG POOPY HEAD SO THERE!
lol
Tracy | December 4, 2006 at 8:11 pm
#43… she’s partying with her new best friend… Ecstasy.
BarbadoSlim | December 4, 2006 at 8:17 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooookey dokey, moving on, it seems as if the quality of our trolls has gone way way down.
good night folks.
drowningfool | December 4, 2006 at 8:18 pm
I heard that Britney smokes crack out of her baby’s ass and bought a pregnant dog to nurse them…I won’t disclose my source…but its true I tell ya, its all true.
NipsyHustle | December 4, 2006 at 8:38 pm
right back at you brit.
ecstasy is one hell of a drug.
http://michaellee.typepad.com/michaellee/michael_jazz_hands.jpg
EJ | December 4, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Habe you ever noticed that some people just don’t seem to “get” this site? As evidence, I point you to post #23.
Oh, and Britney: GO HOME AND QUIT MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF. Thank you. :)