Britney Spears is reportedly hooking up with her 21-year-old backup dancer, Chase Benz (above), but apparently it’s all an elaborate ruse to make Kevin Federline jealous. Because nothing wins your man back like making out with another dude in a public toilet. OK! Magazine reports:
Things got steamier the next night in Montreal, where the pair hooked up at The Circus Starring Britney Spears Tour’s afterparty at Tribe Hyperclub.
“She sat on his lap and they kissed,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
The duo then reportedly went into the bathroom and the door was blocked by bodyguards. “Nine minutes later, they came out,” the eyewitness says.
Looks like the singer is in love again — but insiders say it’s not her dancer whom she desires: Britney has fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.
Oh, yeah, this is totally the way to go. Kevin’s gotta be sitting at home just stewing with jealousy next to his athletic girlfriend who’s never given birth and ignores his increasing fatness. How do you not give that up when the Dancing Doughgirl comes a knocking? And by “a knocking” I mean “has sex with another guy” – because she loves you!