Britney Spears trying to make Kevin jealous

April 2nd, 2009 // 56 Comments

Britney Spears is reportedly hooking up with her 21-year-old backup dancer, Chase Benz (above), but apparently it’s all an elaborate ruse to make Kevin Federline jealous. Because nothing wins your man back like making out with another dude in a public toilet. OK! Magazine reports:

Things got steamier the next night in Montreal, where the pair hooked up at The Circus Starring Britney Spears Tour’s afterparty at Tribe Hyperclub.
“She sat on his lap and they kissed,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
The duo then reportedly went into the bathroom and the door was blocked by bodyguards. “Nine minutes later, they came out,” the eyewitness says.
Looks like the singer is in love again — but insiders say it’s not her dancer whom she desires: Britney has fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.

Oh, yeah, this is totally the way to go. Kevin’s gotta be sitting at home just stewing with jealousy next to his athletic girlfriend who’s never given birth and ignores his increasing fatness. How do you not give that up when the Dancing Doughgirl comes a knocking? And by “a knocking” I mean “has sex with another guy” – because she loves you!

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  1. krbcan

    Wouldn’t surprise me if this is true because she is an idiot! Since she has the maturity of a 12-year old, it would stand to reason she would try something this juvenile.

  2. Amy

    Ghost…I wouldn’t know; my face and eyes are actually much more alluring than my breasts. But the breasts are nice too. If he stares at them, who the eff cares? I sometimes fail to hear to my husband speak because I’m thinking of banging him. Would you like a fortune cookie?

  3. The Gaborg

    Curly Jr. holds dress code in high regard, and never forgets to wear his demonic crown-goggles and shoulder pads with his red MC Hammer pants when playing airtard guitar.
    Or maybe that’s a drum solo he’s churning out up there, only he misplaced his bongo somewhere inside those pants and quickly decided his scrotum would do just fine.

  4. Rude

    #28

    Only men with tiny dicks are concerned about that. The Superficial is NOT the site to make confessions…stop it, you’re embarrassing yourself, pencil dick!

  5. Franz

    Hey redhead4242,

    Is there any way that you can give me more information about your “insider” information? I have a good reason for asking. Could you email me at fchon@bauerpublishing.com please? Thanks!

  6. senica

    I love Brittney! She is a good mother and she is sexy as hell! If you or I did the things she did we would still have custody of our kids, but b/c she is famous she doesn’t. Thats fuked up!!Brittney is my fucking idol I love her so much!!!!

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