Did anyone catch Britney Spears last night on How I Met Your Mother? I would’ve watched it but, I was too busy trying to decide how much I hate mayonnaise. (Answer: A shit load.) Anyway, a lot was riding on Britney’s performance, according to People:
Her challenge was clear: Demonstrate that, even though she seems in recent months to have been traveling through life on the roaring, ragged edge of a tornado, she could still stop and stand still long enough to perform on camera, be as naturally charming as the role permitted, and let the audience conclude: “Well, she SEEMS all right. She seems like Britney.”
It appears Britney pulled it off because most of the reviews I’ve read this morning were positive. But then I find out that Britney celebrated her cameo by going out to eat – and decided to whip out her old friend the English accent. Us Magazine reports:
Throughout her meal at Italian restaurant Dominick’s, Spears, 26 — who did not drink — spoke in her British accent, a fellow diner tells Usmagazine.com.
“She looked so good, completely normal,” the eyewitness adds. “She was smiling and laughing in the loud obnoxious Britney laugh.”
Someone suggested to me that, if Britney wants to be British so bad, why not send her to England? I immediately punched him in the face and screamed “Sir, art thou mad?!” She would meet up with Amy Winehouse and they would join together to form the two-headed hydra Britmey Winespears. The creature would soar through the air reigning down impetigo and Starbucks upon us. Not on my watch, mister. Then the dude got up and kicked my ass. What can I say? He was freakishly strong for a blind 8-year-old.
Sara | March 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm
She looks pregnant.
ell | March 25, 2008 at 1:55 pm
FIRST! YAH!
yomomma | March 25, 2008 at 1:55 pm
first..bah
jakebarnes | March 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
That was awful. They were both awful.
nameless | March 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
wow she looks pretty here. makes me forget about wouldn’t-touch-her-with-a-10-foot-pole britney.
Sabina | March 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm
LMAOOO!! Freakishly strong for a blind 8-year-old bahahha. Man the superficial rules!! I don’t even care about the story, I just love the sense of humor!
yomomma | March 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
im so happy brits ok.
JRZ | March 25, 2008 at 2:11 pm
reigning?
FRIST!!! | March 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I drank too many white Russians and fell asleep on the couch before it came on :( I knew I shoulda set my DVD recorder..
deacon jones | March 25, 2008 at 2:16 pm
As Homer says, “BORING”
nameless | March 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm
i meant she looks pretty in the video (not in the photo above, lol).
ph7 | March 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Her vagina is like a three-ring circus.
Bigheadmike | March 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm
She looks great. I like boobs
the point? | March 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
her character and accompanying subplot were totally unnecessary. didn’t push the plot, only a couple setups for lame jokes.
i’ve watched HIMYM from the beginning (Willow AND Doogie? c’mon !) and even put up with the stupid laugh track, but throwing BS into the show just to help push her career disgusts me.
real creative integrity you guys got there.
no thanks, i’m done with the show
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
She looks ok. I’d tickle her latest fetus.
jeff | March 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm
nothing compares to kate hudson’s sweet freakin’ ass.
tired of idiiots | March 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Just found this site-won’t be back-found nothing remotely funny about your comments. Another site for losers to complain about others they will ever even be able to come close to being.
TINA | March 25, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Love her. Always will.
Adnan the spermanator | March 25, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Either she is packing a bun in the oven, or her gut is expanding over her belt in that photo. Any guesses?
tired of tired | March 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm
#17
took the time to post tho huh?
looks like you’re the unfunny loser
tired idiot | March 25, 2008 at 2:40 pm
insert something unfunny here
Secretariat | March 25, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I would love to do her “Cowboy” style!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Fisty | March 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm
#21, you already did.
Of course, it is a change from when you usually try to insert your fist in your @$$. SO good just on making progress.
gotmilk? | March 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm
agreed, her character was totally unnecessary & the acting wasn’t really acting. it was just embarrassing, just like every other aspect of her life.
you are lame | March 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Hey Mr. Fisty. Shove something usefull in that dick sucker of yours. Like a dick.
Fish Stick | March 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm
4 years ago this show–or pretty much any show–would have felt lucky to get Brit . Now, they did her a favor by letting her do a cameo. My how she has fallen, far and fast. Pretty pathetic how the crazy train works with her.
somedude | March 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm
is that Axl Rose?
Boring
Mr. Fisty | March 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm
#25, #21, whoever you are.
You stayed, changed names, and are one angry little troll. Must suck to be you. Let me guess, emo often? Lighten up, take yourself less seriously, and people might actually like you.
K | March 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I read that as “ragged edge of a tomato”.
Rob | March 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Thought her acting was suspect, but she actually looked pretty good … Not like the pig we’ve come to know and hate.
Grunion | March 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Doesn’t she have children? Just wondering if they are still alive..
FukMe | March 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Wow that was hillarious, in an un -funny “you’ve got aids” type of way.
Abdo | March 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm
She looks great
Go Britney..Hope you move on that way
Wendy | March 25, 2008 at 3:58 pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE’S BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAY TO GO BRIT-BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUV YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrazyMage | March 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This wasn’t really a triumph, eeryone was just expecting her to be out of it. Her facial expressions are barely there, and she’s not thinking the lines at all.Your run-of-the-mill high school actor could do better.
magickal | March 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I watched it, and thought it was pretty good. I mean, after the past year of crizazyness, watching her on HIMYM was refreshing. I love that show, and I thought she did great. Sarah Chalke’s (sp?) character, on the other hand, was boring. Hope that’s not “your mother”.
I really hope the story about her speaking in that fucked up English accent is BS. I am so rooting for her. I don’t know why. I always root for the underdog. At this point I’m just happy if she’s not flashing her vag.
Wendy | March 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I MEANS IT BRIT-BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW YOUR TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU’RE THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE SEX WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S OK, WE ALREADY HAVE STDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR JUST LICK ME, THE DOG WON’T DO IT ANYMORE!!!!!
magickal | March 25, 2008 at 4:31 pm
P.S. I don’t think she’s pregnant. I think she has a bonafide case of anti-depressant gut. It happens when you go on meds for “a little case of the crazies”. She still looks a million times better than she has in a LONG time. Just sayin’.
Randal | March 25, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Once a star, always a star! Looking great Britney! As I mentioned before, you’re a great actress! Still loving ya! xoxo
Randal
Anonymous | March 25, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Randal and Wendy are classic Britards. Only dumber. If that’s possible.
BarelyStearn | March 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I haven’t seen hair this bad since I was exposed to pics of Marcia Cross’s bush! Sweet Mother of God: Did that coonskin cap swim over from England?!?
cookiemonster halsekr whhab bla | March 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm
blah wehw woooo
wonky lajkdj blah gaaa mwah wba er hwle
poop show
A Friend | March 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Hello,
Here is a YouTube video “How I Met Your Mother – All the Britney Parts.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLGw99yBow
Enjoy,
A Friend
KillMONTAG | March 25, 2008 at 8:23 pm
you better not send that bitch to England, you morons can keep your own filth, we want her as much as you want the scum Winehouse.
Bush | March 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm
She is so lovely and large sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g .c o m “.What kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really fall in bad ill?
Tom | March 25, 2008 at 9:40 pm
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Tom | March 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm
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Seriously though, if this broad doesn’t prove it…
Super dooper! | March 26, 2008 at 3:53 am
Come on Mr Superficial, you can do better than that. Did it ever occur to you to read over what you have written and check if you’ve used words correctly? Like reigning?
B | March 26, 2008 at 7:58 am
HEY NOW! I talk in an english accent sometimes for fun…Maybe she does it for fun or to get people talking about her. Or maybe its just some bullshit rumor because no one wants to see her get better
Christine | March 26, 2008 at 10:00 am
God, she’s so fat.