Britney Spears tries on hats

April 13th, 2007 // 106 Comments

  1. Lowlands

    Fucking frist!!

  2. Lets Go Oh No

    Where’d she get that hair?

  3. Lowlands

    #1)That doesn’t show much manners but a la.

  4. The work she got done looks really good. I even like her crazy bra-showing dress. I’m in.

  5. A Pinafore. Dear God. Next she’ll be sitting in a really big chair and talking with a lisp.

    And I thought Madonna looked goofy in a cowboy hat. I think my kid has one just like that.

  6. no1justminda

    i like her fake hair. that’s about it for today.

  7. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    She’s always in a hat nowadays. I guess it’s to keep her wig from flying off, Mr. Weatherbee style.

  8. Cowboy hats are trendy now? uh…what planet are we living in again?

  9. Charm

    her wig is such an improvement over that bleached blonde trailer trash stringy mop she used to have.

  10. freak_show

    Where are Britney’s kids? Are they disposable just like her animals were?

    I have 3 children and never leave the house w/o them. She never leaves the house w/ them. We both have a little problem.

  11. She probably does leave the house with her kids–she just forgets to bring them back.

  12. Negatrice

    I can only come up with one thing:
    a hat-wig.

    You know, same as fake tie with shirt. Or nose and moustache with sunglasses.

  13. No, I’m fucking FRIST!!!

    Ok, that thing she’s smelling in the 3rd pic? I have one. Why does she always want to copy me??? Why does EVERYBODY always want to copy me?????

  14. chaunceygardner

    You know, sometimes I look at Britney, and I wonder what she thinks about when she’s taking a shit. Some of us read; some think about things they have to do later. But, when I look at this mindless piece of neo-humanity, who seems like she should be drooling pretty much every minute of the day, I simply cannot fathom what might be going through its head during its toilet down-time. And that mystery is far more frightening to me than the fact that I’m interested.

  15. onecritic

    She has been hideous since she got out of rehab. Is it because she spent the whole month tanning???

  16. andrewthezeppo

    Well, it looks like she’s maybe going back to her former self. Which is good. Leave it to god old country Britney to buy straw hats lol

  17. Reminds me of crazy.

  18. wedgeone

    There goes Brit again – first wearing a dress that Fish’s 3 year old cousin would wear on Easter Sunday, followed by a complete change of clothes and the last pic she’s … going into a hotel room?

    All the while, she’s got that “I jump humped the neighbor’s cat” look on her face.

    #15 – She’s thinking “I must be popular again because you’re all following me & taking endless amounts of pictures of me. You must REALLY love me! Can I get copies of the pics after you get them developed?” All the while she doesn’t realize that the cameras are digital & don’t require time for “developing”.

    #11 – don’t forget Brit’s new divorce settlement … K-Earl has the rugrats more than Brit does. So she’s free to goof off!

  19. Manistoned

    I have trouble staying awake anytime I see a Bri…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  20. herbiefrog

    its called the double switch

    …you just about managed…
    …to work out the single switch

    [hello Bright TY, etc]

    but there is obviously…
    …another switch

    deeper

    and…

    for…

    that one…

    it was them not you
    it isnt then… its now
    you are no longer powerless…
    you are powerful

    look underneath ))

    [love] babe )

  21. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    LOL 30, amen to that. Yeefuckinhaww Brit, all you need to complete that look is a moonshine jug & a wad o chewin’ tabacky

  22. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    whoops, 20

  23. woodhorse

    Frist and Frist – Britney is cute and here to stay: get used to it.

  24. marme

    Good god why the hell is she so trashy…fuck man I gave her so many chances I thought hey ya shes just being real and herself but YO wtf why do you gotta be so EXTRA trash. Her and Kid Rock would be a match made in heaven.

  25. PennyLane

    i think she looks gooood.

  26. ImaCracka

    This is one of the reasons I moved out of California……

    Stupid bitchs doing thing they have no reason doing…….

    Gawd that fucking state sucks… yes I was born there raised there… Etc.. Cal sucks…. give it to the muslims and then nuke it

  27. teetee

    She is just so darn…..country.

  28. Hopefully her next album flops and she’s stuck working at mcdonalds.

  29. What an ugmo.

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  30. cm

    Let’s see.. stupid, goofball 60′s pinafore dress from a thrift store, granny purse and to finish the look off, a hick hat. Trailer Trash/Train Wreck couture. Good job..at dressing like a rodeo clown.

  31. crazyotto

    i got a german helmet that would fit her nice an snuggly

  32. fritobandito

    #15, I don’t think she thinks or reads(illiterate) in the shitter. I just picture her jiggling the handle a lot. You know, fascinated by the flusher, like my 2 year old niece.

  33. I’ll tell you what this bitch is thinking on the can… she saying, hum, who will I married next and how many babies will I have that I hate TO FREAKIN TAKE CARE OF. BRITTNEY, BITCH, YOU HAVE KIDS, GO HOME, GET FREAKIN STONED AND FEED YOUR KIDS, ASSHOLE, LOWLIFE…

  34. Conky

    Ain’t nothing but a weave.

  35. Someone,PLEASE, tell this bitch to go back to NewFreakinOrleans and stay there..It will be fun making fun of her when she starts to perform,,it will be k=fed all over again,,,

  36. Binky

    If this chick is the Mad Hatter – I guess we’re all Alice. We’ll all get out of here together.
    I’ve got such a bad 9-11 headache – I’m considering switching planets.
    # 62 April 9 Katie – ‘Jordan’ thread. Don’t be afraid – they want you to be afraid.

  37. Binky

    ‘Only jokes or blind rage are the proper response to the horrors of life’
    Kurt Vonnegut RIP

  38. BaldingSuperhero

    She’s… clean? It’s a miracle!

  39. Don'tCallMeShirley

    Say what you will about Britney’s weave.
    Or her dress.
    Or her hat.
    Or her awkward facial expressions.

    But I’m minorly impressed because:
    a) She looks almost hygenic.
    b) Has the majority of her body covered
    (Oh right. Her boobs, you say? Boobs Scmoobs. Who HASNT seen them?)
    and
    c) She closely resembles a regular human being.

    Small steps, people. Small steps.

  40. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    I’d pay a photog to snatch off her wig & run with it!

  41. Oh – And in other news – for those of you keeping score at home:
    The official report on 9-11 is physically impossible
    http://www.911blimp.net/prf_FreeFallPhysics.shtl
    Them guys could blow ‘em – REAL good !!
    But they flunked physics.
    In the future if schools have to quit teaching physics – feel free to question.

  42. Binky

    It’s a pity the crack teams at ‘Sixty Minutes’, BBC, New York Times etc didn’t pick this one up !
    Like even Binky, (your internet pal), caught this one. {And this idiot lives up in an igloo somewhere.}

  43. BarbadoSlim

    Nice one “bitchaholic”
    You just proved what a huge fucking faggot you are, go to perezhilton’s site with that spam shit. He’s a faggot too, JUST LIKE YOU.

  44. BarbadoSlim

    As for britnay she still looks like she smells of stale, unwashed, fat clit.

  45. Ok. This was the link. Blame the NWO for the boo boo.
    (And reality)

  46. Binky

    You can break a lot of laws, but, my sources tell me – you can’t break the law of gravity.

  47. azmehr

    hi all.. i know it is supposed to be a little crazy in here, but i am wondering why britney spears is famous? i am completing a short assignment on the american mainstream culture. i have read up on her as well as seen her videos. i do not understand why she is considered significant. i have seen more gifted performers. perhaps she has made big record sales and is very relatable to young american girls? thank you for any help.

  48. Binky

    Azmehr- maybe try the 9-11 report and see if that is significant.
    If your prof goes: ” We want Britney” maybe consider another college.

  49. hotpantsarehot

    I can’t wait for the day when she tries on a shoe OVER the shoe she’s wearing

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