Britney Spears trades her clothes

February 13th, 2007 // 82 Comments
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  1. Niecy

    Actually, the seams on her dress burst open because the dress was way too small, so she had to find something else to wear.

  2. Lowlands

    (51)She wanted to relief herself from some gas.Just when she started to press her dress bursted open…

  3. Lowlands

    (51)That was a good one.

  4. FirstTimeLongTime

    Ugh, gross — all three of them have that weird, in-shape-50-year-old-woman, rectangle body, complete with protruding man stomachs.

  5. Dizzike.

    I’d still like to run up in it, though.

  6. diarrhea riot

    I’d change too if I had barf and cheetos all over my get-up.

  7. Meritocrat

    Those look like go-go dancers, not strippers. That’s why they’re all wearing the same thing. A friend of mine used to work as a go-go dancer at a club and the girls had an outfit just like these. I’m not familiar with this club, but it really doesn’t look like an outfit made for stripping off. And just to be clear, “go-go dancer” is not a euphemism for stripper.

  8. Superevil

    Did Paris And Lindsay Die? Seriously it’s been over a week and nothing new. I need updates!!!!

  9. Convent Girl

    Good God, what the hell is she doing? Britney will be the next one everyone will be hearing about who’s keeled over somewhere & died……RIP Britney

  10. butterflywendy

    Sadly i am on Kfeds side…

  11. LyraBelacqua

    I laugh out loud every time I look at that cubic zirconia necktie

  12. sidhesidhe

    I can just see it now, her children’s first words will be…Mommy! Wake up!! I’ve made you bwekfust, Peez Mommy, I’ll do anything to get you to notice me!! Oh!! I’m having a Psychic premonition…I see her children waiting on her hand and foot, when she’s home, and living off of old tatertots and cold whopper parts they’ve gleaned off the tables, oh, chased down, by dregs of leftover beer….But! They will do it in VERY stylish surroundings!

  13. BarbadoSlim

    the Funk in that room is thick and intense, but not the good Rick James funk, I mean funk as in unwashed clit and stale vaginal secretions.

  14. stuckinaneffinpothole

    too bad she didnt walk into a nuns convent… even though i HIGhly doubt that would happen… she shows it off more than she did when she was in shape god

  15. Strippers, dancers, or whatever these girls are isn’t the issue and doesn’t automatically make them whores. Brittany going out and having a good time doesn’t necessarily make her a bad mother either.

    It’s hard to know exactly what someone is going through unless you are in their shoes. The pics of Brittany driving around with her baby out of a car seat were absolutely insane. That shows she wasn’t being a responsible mother.

    I am a stay at home Mom and I don’t go out like that but to each their own, I suppose. I am sure the children are in the care of someone; perhaps her mother or a nanny. I don’t wish it on anyone to lose their children. That’s just wrong. I do however wish she could get her shit together.

    Okay, I will get off the soapbox now.

    Last but not least, I think it’s pretty fucking gross to be trying on people’s clothing (especially intimate items of clothing like a bikini) with first knowing that it’s been WASHED.

    Oh yeah, were talking about Brittany Spears.

  16. BarbadoSlim

    @65…shut your fucking piehole you degenerate whoring enabling whiner. That’s what i’d be telling you if you meant to defend this cheap, oh wait you WERE defending her, nevermind.

  17. Pikachelsea

    Mandy:

    I stopped reading at “I am a stay at home Mom”. Get a job.

    btw, if you’re going to make a big stink about defending her, at least spell her freaking name right. It’s only plastered all over this post 20 times.

  18. crazyotto

    like a slow motin train wreck,but most of the people who comment on this site own at least two of her CD’s,so whos the real loser?

  19. lola dee

    why do people even defend her? let her run herself into the ground and then maybe… rather, hopefully, will crawl under the trailer that she crawled out of and never ever will come out again.
    sometimes it seems that she doesn’t realize wtf she’s doing, but she will so regret it when her kids won’t recognize her as their mother, but as some dumb whore that just hangs around.

  20. AnnoyingPseud

    Oh. My. Fucking. God.

    the woman is worse than a train wreck. She’s gotta be on meth – as soon as we see the sores start to appear, we’ll have it confirmed.

    Is there not ONE person in her life who has some sway over her for something positive & good? How did she appear on Dave Letterman a little while ago, looking good? Did she just jump the train to Methheadville the minute the cameras in the studio stopped pointing in her direction??

    I predict a Courtney Love for her. Another has-been slowly swirling the bowl of infamy, being sucked into the pipes with all the other free floating turds…..I’d say “holy shit” but there’s nothing holy about this broad. More like unholy…spawn of Satan. Blech

  21. lola dee

    and i dont own any of her cd’s i hated her since day one!

  22. allgravybaby

    ***********its funny how in the pictures with the pictures she is gazing at them admirably… pathetic yet funny**************

  23. allgravybaby

    ***********its funny how in the pictures with the strippers she is gazing at them admirably… pathetic yet funny**************

  24. NicotineEyePatch

    Club One sounds more like a suggestion. A good, old-fashioned ‘seal hunt’ kind of suggestion.

  25. wedgeone

    #74 – agreed. Brit should be in a movie with JuliaBella. Brit playing the part of a baby seal, and JB just treating her the way Tiger treats a golf ball.

    Mandy – You post examples of Brit’s unfitness to be a parent, and then you say “I don’t wish it on anyone to lose their children. That’s just wrong. I do however wish she could get her shit together.” Well, she’s obviously NOT getting her shit together, so at what point do you concede that she is an unfit mother and that her kids need removed from her custody?

    It’s NOT wrong for a drug-addicted whore with the wisdom and judgement of a 6 year old to have her children removed from her custody. They are obviously more of an inconvenience to her than a blessing. For the sake of the kids, it’s the RIGHT thing to do.

    You are the reason that keyboards should be able to electrocute those who type nonsense. Your kids should be removed from your custody. I hope that your slip and fall off of the soapbox knocked some sense into that thick head of yours.

  26. Enano

    I was going to post a comment about how she looked like she was taking fashion advice from a Kentucky stripper whose pimp moonlights as a Wallmart stockboy, but the real story is actually way more entertaining. It’s like these celbrities are thinking about the most rediculous story anyone could write about them, and decide to beat them to the punch. And when I say “punch” I mean Hi-C laced with Vodka and percocet and Moonshine. Obviously.

  27. Saera

    i actually feel sorry for her, i remember when i was a little girl and she wasn’t so sluttish. now, she’s a complete whore.

  28. sharpei dude

    SUCK IN THAT GUT!!!!!

  29. Dolly1

    she really doesnt look much like millionare does she? with all that money you think she could afford to buy herself some decent threads

  30. mikeyb

    britney spears is utterly fabulous……i am in complete lust with her…..she looks like a goddess in these pics…whats wrong with all you idiots…u queer or something?…ive had a hard-on from the moment i saw these pics…she has got a fabulous body,she is unbelievably beautiful and completely earth shatteringly wonderful…i love u britney…keep enjoying yourself mate….

  31. mikeyb

    britney spears is utterly fabulous……i am in complete lust with her…..she looks like a goddess in these pics…whats wrong with all you idiots…u queer or something?…ive had a hard-on from the moment i saw these pics…she has got a fabulous body,she is unbelievably beautiful and completely earth shatteringly wonderful…i love u britney…keep enjoying yourself mate….

  32. yes, i guess a red dress isn’t classy enough – she had to class it up a notch!

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