Britney Spears’ topless pool make out session

August 8th, 2007 // 120 Comments
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Here are the pictures from Britney Spears’ topless make out session with one of the extras from her latest music video. Although I’m not sure what’s up with Britney’s hat and sunglasses. I think this is part of her application to join the CIA. And she’s allegedly topless here, but you can’t really make anything out since she’s either covered up or underwater in all of the shots. Although why would you even want to? It’s like complaining you couldn’t get a good look at your grandma’s boobs during her funeral. Screwed again!

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  1. Birdy

    Number 30…..

    I absolutely agree with you. I think she is a total skank too! But he looks like the one that is all over her! Needless to say she is topless and who knows what happened afterwards in the hotel room….

  2. Jenn

    #34, that’s the impression I got. In those photographs it’s like, look, she doesn’t even want that skeezball there. Thanks for the further insight.

  3. Beatles are some English band that was popular 50 years ago. Since they’re from England , that makes them suck even more. Nothing but a bunch of heroin addict junkies that came to America to screw our daughters.

  4. m

    i think I speak for the rest of the LA summer-weekend Standard going crew when i say that the pool (as if it wasn’t borderline before) is OFFICIALLY off limits. chlorine, where art thou?

  5. lulu

    You lot are rubbish!!! can’t you tell it’s Katie Holmes…it’s her day off you bitches!!!!

  6. T

    Is that Jim Carrey?
    And wtf wearing a hat in the pool? We already know her hair is fucked up.

  7. lambman

    Am I the only one who thinks that dude looks closer to 31 than 21?

    seriously there is no way that dude is only 21. Look at his hairline, skin texture and nose…no way

  8. bigislandgrrl

    We have a word for her in hawaii:

    PILAU – the bitch is just plain PILAU!!!

  9. julia

    REMEMBER WHEN THE UGLY COW FRED DURST FROM LIMP BIZKIT SAID HE FUCKED HER AND SHE DENIED IT AND WE BELIEVED HER LOL
    NOW I THINK ITS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE,NOW THATS SHES SHOWN ALL OF US HER TRUE COLORS,NOT JUST FOR THIS BUT EVERYHTINGF SHES DONE IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS

  10. Fakies

    ((((She looks soooo into him)))

    …NOTE: take previous sentence, drag, and change font to ‘sarcastic’

  11. Zapo

    Those are “E pupils…”

  12. Yo

    He may be kind of cute but he also kind of looks like a douchebag. Selling this story to the tabloids just proved that. Douchebag. And she’ s an idiot for continually putting herself in these situations. Douchebags.

  13. 97//////I wizh I waz a man, fuckface…lonely,,,I’m not…at leazt I
    don’t drink alcohol like your fattazz beer gut?

  14. Don

    What I’d like to know is how Matt’s going to explain this to his parents and Stacy. Oh wait, I haven’t seen her for a while.

  15. Pam In Evansville

    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    KEVIN – PLZ PLZ GO GET YOUR CHILDREN & RAISE THEM RIGHT!!!!

    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

  16. Albaham Rinkon

    WTF?!?! I went to go shows George and Thomas my maker sessions with Shitney and its gone like the winds. Wha happen???

  17. Jillblonde, my girl with the biggest ass ever. Please come to my couch for dinner. You know what I mean.

  18. Bad news for everyone. I need to confess to the spyware on this site and everyone’s computer. I installed a porn link to the name kraziherpezkelli and when you click on it, it goes to http://www.lemonparty.org/. This is a porn site that has three old men having sex with each other. I also sent her emails that she won the lottery. I’m sure you all can fix your problems now that you know where it is.

  19. MissKaNia

    ahahahahahahaha… shite! why should you removed the pics? you really break my heart

  20. Earlier I respect her a lot but after watching this I am confused and how can I respect her more?

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