Britney Spears to write autobiography

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2009

Seen here looking pissed because they had bring dumb ol’ Sean with them to FAO Schwartz over the holidays, Britney Spears has reportedly landed a $14 million deal to write her autobiography, according to the Daily Mirror:

Our source reveals: “There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she’s never agreed to pen her own tome – until now. “And some of the stories she’s got are absolute dynamite. She’s kept diaries so there’s nothing she’ll leave out unless she wants to.
“If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade – it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.
“Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It’ll be a gripping read.”

While it’s great Britney will get to tell her story in her own words, $14 mil sounds a bit much for what will ultimately be two chocolate chip cookies glued to some construction paper. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure the glitter will be super sparkly, but I would’ve lowballed her on this one. You know, gone with something a little lower like 8, maybe 10, M&Ms.

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