A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. The producer says the film will start shooting in March and Britney is reviewing the script, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly:
“Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby’s paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ’s second coming.”
Finally, a movie with believable casting. Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary? I’m sorry, you don’t get more spot-on than that. Britney won’t even have to act. She already behaves so much like the mother of Christ that I’d totally feel comfortable letting her raise the Baby Jesus. Of course, the nun I told that to threw me in front of a bus then dumped holy water in my eyes. A simple “I couldn’t agree more” would’ve sufficed, but you’re welcome, sister.
Has anyone else caught that you can see Brit’s areolas? For the love of God Britney, wear a bra!
#44 – Not only are we both Catholic, but I think we go to the exact same church. You rock, so few know the facts.
Dear #19, You are on crack. Please lay off. Xoxo – #52
And I will totally see this movie to laugh my ass off.
I think that Britney is posting here, as Anexio, there is nobody else on the planet with such love for the skanky old ho. I know there are a couple of diehard fans left wallowing in self pity here and there, but this Anexio is beyond belief.
French….THOSE FROG-EATING BASTARDS!!
I wanted to say that for a long time…
Britney again.. people are still talking about her joining the rich men seeking sugar babies club seekingsugar.com . What a fool woman, a fake news agian!
53, agreed. Maybe Britney IS Anexio. That would help explain why that poster can’t spell or speak English.
How irresponsible could a casting director get. Britney Spears as the virgin mary. What the @!*#?
Kenneth Elliott
can any one say anti christ?
ha i bet that producer is really playing a prank on her and is telling her its about jesus, when she is really playing herself giving birth to the satan on earth, the anti christ
This is practically blashphamey!! It is completely unacceptable that some one such as brittney to act as someone pure and a virgin. This is definetly sending the wrong message about our virgin mary. sure its just a film with actors but this is soo ironic and pathetic. I hope she refuses the part or there will be an uproar with all christians going against this film and i will be part of it!
Mary was a mortal … just like the rest of us …. a sinner, just like the rest of us …. that’s why she said ” My heart is glad because of God My Savior.” (Luke 1:47) … Why would she need a savior if she was without sin?
Don’t be judgmental on sinners … Jesus said he came for them … not the self-righteous.
The Bible also said that sinners will find the Kingdom ahead of the “pharisees”- who were self-righteous. (Matthew 21:31)
Britney playing “supposedly” Mary is sending a very symbolic message that would prepare the world for the”Truth” when it comes … (The Second Coming of Christ).
Jesus also came and will come back for you, Brit.
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#51
Actually, if you look more closely, she was wearing a bra, but probably because her boobs are so deformed, no standard bra can fit her appropriately.
I also think that most noticed her nipples, but they are in denial about it because it is too painful of a reality to see.
I really do feel sorry for Britney, but unfortunately she still hasn’t realized that with her looks now she needs to have a nice personality. When one looks like her and can’t act, sing, or even lipsync, being nice is pretty much the only thing one can do to get pity from others to survive.
Great another thing to throw in the haters faces ha ha britney is coming back if you like it or not is britney bitches so bow down congradulations Miss Britney spears A.K.A (Virgin Mary)