reports that the FOX network has been in negotiations with Britney Spears’ camp as of yesterday afternoon to get her on Sunday’s Emmy Awards, just a week after her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs. A source says she won’t be performing though. “The idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs. She’s weighing the offer.”
A source close to Britney sort of denies the story, saying: “I can’t say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it’s not going through the official channels.”
There’s really no need for Britney to apologize anyway. It’s not like anybody was expecting her to get up there and blow everybody away. We’ve seen what shape she’s been in lately. I’d actually consider her performance a success, since most people were expecting her to get on stage and roll around on her belly while wheezing and going, “Wheee!”
wedgeone | September 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm
omg FRIST!
P911GT10C | September 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm
YEAH, cause we need more of her these days.
Pennywise | September 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
What the fuck does she have to apologize for? I’m not a big Brit supporter, but fuck, a crappy performance at a useless awards show is now a crime worth saying sory for? People need to get over it.
Ryan | September 14, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Fourth, and I hope they stab her with the golden megaphone. Or at least chuck one at her head.
mrs. apotheosis | September 14, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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pointandlaugh | September 14, 2007 at 2:02 pm
go away Britney.
Tim | September 14, 2007 at 2:04 pm
They should give her some type of award, so that she can give Kathy Griffin’s recent acceptance speech:
“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this. He had nothing to do with this. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now.”
UglyPeopleSafaris | September 14, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Shes WEIGHING the offer?! GET IT GET IT?!
herehere | September 14, 2007 at 2:04 pm
here here, pennywise. the vma’s are crappy all around, so someone from mtv should do the apologizing….for the whole show.
gail | September 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I think they’re having her give out the Paula Abdul Mental Clarity award.
Fag | September 14, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I would LOVE for Britney to fuck me with her strap-on dildo.
Fuck my sissy boypussy hard, Britney, harder,faster,yes,yes,yes
Barry LeFarge | September 14, 2007 at 2:09 pm
You apologize for being fat and stupid. She should apologize for that god awful song.
Jumpin_J | September 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Did anyone notice this:
A source close to Britney denies the story, saying: “I can’t say this is 100 percent not true.”
Since it’s a double negative, wouldn’t the source then be saying it IS true? So how can the source deny the story? OMG, the Emmys should be one for the ages.
Baboo | September 14, 2007 at 2:13 pm
bogus story: “All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris.” What’s left? Everybody knows that Britney can’t write or use a telephone.
jrzmommy | September 14, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Hey, ya’ll…….Imma sorry fer actin’ fat.
hospital gown | September 14, 2007 at 2:15 pm
No, it was the VMAs apologizing for Britney’s performance, as well as the continued existence of MTV. Get your facts right!
mr.superficial sucks | September 14, 2007 at 2:19 pm
you know mister superficial, i’d just love to see you. you’re probably an old, desperate man who is constantly staring at porn while stuffing your face with another donut.
and to everyone else, you obsess so much over britney, it drives the rest of us insane. if she bugs you that much, simply press fast forward. dumb freaks. And no, I’m not one of those “fans”.
sarah | September 14, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I’ve never been a britney fan, I think she has some good songs and all but I’ve never actually bought one of her albums, but I think her performance was crap, but I mean her lip singing is nothinig new, even when she was in her prime she did lip singing in her performances. I also think its a shame that everyone is calling her fat, I think that is WAY out of line, I mean yeah she doesn’t look like she did before she had kids, but she is no where close to being fat, she just needs to tone up is all, I think britney needs to get her crap together, her first song shouldn’t of been some party song, I would have a lot more respect for her if she came out in some pretty dress, that covered her well, and she just sat on a chair singing for real, and she song some meaningful song, like everytime or something, the gimmie more song just shows that she not ready to change and become a mature responsible mother, she can do whatever she wants it just sucks that her kids are being put on the back burner, and her poor children only have the choice between Britney or Kevin for custody, I’d be like HELL NO send me to an Iraq orphanage or an African Orphanage they’d be safer there……geesh!! Anyway that’s my 2 cents ya’ll!
mr prissy | September 14, 2007 at 2:22 pm
so, #17, here’s what you’d prefer the writing to be: “Some say Britney looked a little bit overweight and her performance was not very good. I thought she looked and performed just fine. After all, who am I to judge?” Yeah, that’d be fun.
o0oscar0o | September 14, 2007 at 2:26 pm
umm.. isnt that a bit egotistical of her to assume that we care that much that she needs to apologize? i personally would have expected an apology if she HADNT been the complete train wreck that she was!
Celebretarded | September 14, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I bet Britney barely remembers the performance. Check out the other things she barely remembers. On Britney’s Friendspacebook profile.
http://www.friendspacebook.com/BritneySpears
LL | September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Why would she consider “apologizing” on the Emmys? So she can make a huge room full of TV industry people uncomfortable, too? Wow, Britney, you should quit music and give career advice to up and coming pop stars. If the Emmy people agree to anything like this, they will prove themselves just as irrelevant as MTV has. I know that awards shows are nothing but cheap PR anyway, but Jebus… if you think you need Britney Spears yapping nonsensically to get people to watch you, you should just close up shop, because you’re done.
agent | September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm
If Britney had any brains at all – she doesn’t – she’d agree to be on the Emmy broadcast, but only if she could do an American Idol skit with the actual judges. She could repeat about 30 seconds of her VMA “performance” (but no dancers, and with her actually singing) and then let the judges do their AI schtick: Randy (“I don’t know, dawg….”), Paula (“follow your dream!”), and Simon (something extremely vicious). Then Britney should cry hysterically and say “I don’t care what you say, I’m gonna be a superstar, like Taylor Hicks!” and then run off the stage, with Simon saying “isn’t she too old for the show anyway?” Then nobody would be talking about the VMAs anymore.
Tourette's syndrome | September 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Fucker, shit filled pants, Christ my balls!
lambman | September 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm
the emmy’s are on Fox?
how did that happen?
igroovin | September 14, 2007 at 2:40 pm
why? mistakes happen. were all human. leave her alone already!
bob | September 14, 2007 at 2:40 pm
wtf do the emmys have to do with the VMAs? oh right, NOTHING! and more importantly wtf do the emmys have to do with Britney? again, NOT A DAMN THING!
igroovin | September 14, 2007 at 2:42 pm
she should just hide out for a few years.there are ways to hide.
lillie | September 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm
This makes no sense at all. Why would you go to the Emmys and apologize for a bad performance on MTV. Emmys for actors MTV for musicians (and reality stars of course). These two shows have no relation at all. This would be a really dumb idea that would make no sense at all. I say this was someone else’s really ignorant idea b/c yep i always think of MTV when i watch the Emmys and think of musicians. Yeah okay. Anyways, she doesn’t need to apologize to people who don’t care. If she wants to apologize to her fans via her website that is one thing but Emmys=irrational. I say strive to do better or just walk away no need for an apology. I don’t remember Ashlee Simpson every really apologizing for SNL or Superbowl.
guess who | September 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
What can Britney possibly apologize for?
“I’m sorry for being overweight and out of shape, and trying to wear an outfit that was 3 sizes too small for me. I apologize that my hair was greasy and my weave was unwashed. I apologize for firing Ken Paves just before I went on.
“I apologize that I forgot almost all of the dance moves. I thought all the backup dancers would help hide the fact that I didn’t know what I was doing–but they were completely useless in that regard. You’re all fired, hear me?! Your asses are fired!
“I admit that I probably should have practiced more and paid attention to what the choreographer was saying at the rehearsal instead of staring out the window thinking of what my next snack would be.
“I hope y’all buy my album coming out in November. I don’t do any dancing on it. None! Night, y’all!
normal guy | September 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
bear in mind, i really REALLY dislike brit, but she looks really hot at this performance. I like the extra curviness.
Shut Up | September 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
HER HEEL REALLY WAS BROKEN!
Look at her right heel in the second to the last picture where she is getting groped by the dark haired chick. That heel is fucked!
hahahaha | September 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm
************************** In the first picture, the nail on her right ring finger is missing! hahahahahahahahah You’d think she could have gotten it fixed before the performance, but I guess she was too busy drinking frozen drinks. :/
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Wicked Wendy | September 14, 2007 at 3:06 pm
First of all, and this has bothered me WAY before the Brit-wreck,why the fuck does mtv even bother with the VMA’s? Doesn’t it say..um, Video Music Awards??….huh? what?don’t you have to show/play VIDEOS first? Last time I saw an actual video on mtv…….so long ago I can’t freakin’ remember!!
As for the Emmy’s? This sounds like some bullshit some fucking jack-ass made up for a ratings boost. All these people are un-fucking-believable!
wts | September 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm
hey 32, but what about in all the other pictures? looks fine to me! it probably is just bent because of all the weight put on it. this happens when you wear cheap hooker boots.
plus, the b.s. excuse of a broken heel doesn’t make sense because she came out stumbling from the get go & her heel looks fine in every other picture. not buying it.
if her comeback was so important to her, she would make damn well sure that everything was perfect & that she could gyrate to her heart’s desire in her wardrobe.
redsonja1313 | September 14, 2007 at 3:26 pm
So, let me get this right…….she goes on an irrevelant awards show and does nothing but jiggle and then she goes on the Emmy’s to apologize….Isn’t the Emmy for excellence in TV ??? I do hope this is true, maybe she can date Ryan Gaycrest next and he can magically make her relevent again. As the succubus that is Criss Angel is clearly responsible for her “Emmy Award Winning” performance at the WHO-GIVES-A-SHIT awards.
havoc | September 14, 2007 at 3:34 pm
What #3 said. Exactly…..
Get the fuck over it.
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Tatiana | September 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm
#3 took words out of my mouth.
She wants to apologize for being lame? Ooook.
um | September 14, 2007 at 3:45 pm
she needs to go the fuck away. Lay low for….well, forever.
IWONKY | September 14, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Alternate Britney Headlines:
Wendy’s To Market New “Margarita Slutburger Combo”
Britney Can’t Take Heat, Leaves Gutter
Hair Estensions Found To Curb Brain Activity
Miracle Cheetos and Lollipop Diet Creates Celebriy Beefcake
Fatty Roll Stomach Dance is #1 Craze
Slimed Barstools Reveal Link To Primodial Ooze
Anonymous | September 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I hope she’ll be apologizing for not killing herself sooner and pull a Budd Dwyer.
Mrs. T | September 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Anyone else notice the back up dancer in the 3rd pic flashing the big ‘ole looser “L” sign on her forehead? Just as BitBit was covering her mouth as she fucked up her lines? Love it.
p911gt10c | September 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
Nikky Raney | September 14, 2007 at 5:13 pm
maybe if she had just worn a more flattering outfit, even jeans and a tee shirt and started preforming. i’m pretty sure that would even be better than what she had done
wedge1 | September 14, 2007 at 5:38 pm
#43 – No, #1 is schack being a useless piece of shit troll. As long as I’ve seen your handle on here, you know thath the REAL me doesn’t do stoopid scheize like the troll tries to have me do.
Schack will realize that no one gives a rat’s ass & will leave the site forever.
Back to subject, why is everyone focusing on what she did & how she looked at the VMA’s? Those posts were three days ago. Move on with life, people!
jojo | September 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Apologize for what??? We are the ones slowing down and rubber necking at the train wreck! She delivered exactly what everyone expected. Except I guess for whatever fans she has left but who would of ever thought she even had any left? The only apology I can see is one to her family and sons for completely embarrissing them.
yukadoozer | September 14, 2007 at 5:44 pm
That gay back-up dancer owes an apology for that “I’m gonnaPuke” face.
frenchie | September 14, 2007 at 6:04 pm
#45 wedge1 that’s total bullshit. I’ve seen you go for “FIRST!” about 10 times now. Be a man and own up to it. I’m tired of people here trying out shit and then when it bombs, blaming it on a “troll”. Bullshit.
jEnsmo | September 14, 2007 at 6:39 pm
What is she going to apologize for? The Emmys are long enough as it is, I’m pretty sure that if she starts apolgizing they’ll be able to award maybe 2 or 3 awards before the show would end with her staring off into space sucking on a lolipop and people checking to see if she has panties on for the last 83% of the air time.
On a side note……..I hope she cleans herself up. For herself, for her kids (God help them) and for people that still consider themselves fans of a person that likes to sing through a synthesizer and lipsynch when doing a “concert”.
Nicoleoleole | September 14, 2007 at 6:48 pm
She should personally call and apologize to every single person who witnessed that eye sore.
Until my apology, I’m not gonna buy her album.