Britney Spears to announce something

bspears-conference.jpgBritney Spears is holding a mystery press conference tomorrow, and even her closest aides have no idea what she’s going to announce. She’s invited select media representatives, journalists, and record industry executives to the Los Angeles Convention Center. Sony exec Karen Phillips says:

“Britney hasn’t held a press conference in so long that we know it’s something big – pregnancy, a split, we’re not sure.”

They might not know the reason for the press conference but I know. Britney is going to announce she’s finally discovered the difference between baby powder and baking soda. And that no matter how much they look like powdered sugar, they both taste terrible. Oh, and that putting a baby in the blender isn’t as much fun as Jamba Juice would have you believe.

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