Britney Spears thinks this is kid-friendly

March 6th, 2009 // 114 Comments

Getting a nice look at these pics of Britney Spears’ concert in Atlanta last night? Good. So did her kids. Because she has the parenting skills of a wombat, Britney issued an official statement on her blog making it clear her children are watching her perform despite reports that Kevin Federline wanted them kept away from the shows:

Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.

And that’s how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. kitty_kat

    I thought she was back in shape. What the hell happened?

  2. Mama Pinkus

    She looks OK but her heart is no longer in her act – she needs to find herself something else to do.

  3. Sergio_Mcbo

    C’MON GUYS, STOP BEING SO ENVOUS CUZ SHE’S RICH AND YOU’RE FUCKING POOR! LOL!

  4. Terrence Howard

    Who the fuck goes to her shows anymore?

  5. People are Stupid

    Brit Brit looks better than the average female on this site. I don’t see “cankles” or a lot of body fat. Most people on here are soooo jealous. However, I don’t like the costumes, could have been better.

  6. 1moreidiotintheworld

    fat nasty used up whore. She’s got a gut only Twinkies and Cheetos could make……. another year or so she’ll look the bride of Jabba the Hutt.

  7. Terrence Howard

    She never had the voice and now she’s lost her hot bod

  8. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Yes, I admit it. I am 1moreidiotintheworld.

  9. Dahlink

    Britney’s costume on this picture look awful. She look like she has gained some weight.

  10. anon

    I agree with #64 – Britney never had talent to begin with and still doesn’t- dancing around in skimpy outfits is just about all she can do to take the audience’s mind off her screeching. I don’t understand the American culture – you seem to make celebrities out of talentless people. What’s even more baffling to me isthat Britney actually thinks she has talent – go figure!

  11. Wendy Bush

    Seems kind of mean to the wombats.

  12. marsupiality

    To be fair, I believe that wombats have BETTER parenting skills. They are marsupials, and the babies live in the mother’s pouch for 7 months, where they are protected and nurtured; and are weaned completely after 15 months.

    However, the little wombats DO reach sexual maturity at around 18 months of age, which would CERTAINLY explain some things…

  13. your Bedazzler (TM) ain't magic...

    Britney needs to hunt and kill her costumer/stylist for this tour.

    Sparkles make things *STAND OUT*, not recede….

  14. she had been better with a new style and we something a bit more mature than an attempt to be the only sex symbol of 2004 without children, it has been.

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