Britney Spears thinks this is kid-friendly

March 6th, 2009 // 114 Comments

Getting a nice look at these pics of Britney Spears’ concert in Atlanta last night? Good. So did her kids. Because she has the parenting skills of a wombat, Britney issued an official statement on her blog making it clear her children are watching her perform despite reports that Kevin Federline wanted them kept away from the shows:

Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.

And that’s how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End.

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  1. TS

    1) What kind of jackass costume designer would make an outfit with black spirals around the tits? How is that even remotely a good design?

    2) How bad does Britney’s judgement have to be to agree to wear that hiddeous outfit? Unreal.

  2. PLEASE…..NONE of ya’ll could even try to tap her. She looks better than most girls you fuck.

  3. Ryan

    WTF happened? I thought she was getting back in shape. I guess that was only a one month thing or something. 3rd pic = yikes!

  4. Lisa

    HIDE the cheeto’s DAMN she looks bad. What happened to getting in shape for this tour?

  5. shortenitupbitch

    Why do they have to call her kids by their 1st AND middle names?

  6. ilikelittlegirls

    #31 Ha, that’s what you think. I saw your little whore of a daughter on the front row at this circus. She was the one with the matching pasties, right?

  7. AteIsEnough

    OH-OH…looks like she’s slipping back away fromt he light again. Next thing you know she’ll have a “Madge” accent!! What’s with the fucking freakish outfits she and Madonna wear onstage?

  8. Rich

    Brfittany Spears & Amy Winehouse stories & pics right after? I’ll never get a hardon again.

  9. Randal

    It’s great to see you rocking the house once again there Britney! Once the Queen of Pop, always the Queen of Pop! Madonna, hello? Move over because you’ve just been Speared!

    Randal

  10. sluggo

    I say its kid friendly, as I call my cock the kid ;-)
    hachacha, I got a million of ‘em!!!

  11. Nero

    Since the nipples aren’t visible,i consider this kid friendly.

  12. Darth

    Her intestines are bulging out! Even R2D2 wouldn’t consider that as kid friendly!

  13. Nero

    When is she finally going to show her flappy flaps on this tour??

  14. Courtyardpigeon

    Brit’s main problem is that she doesn’t have any talent. The woman couldn’t sing her way out of a wet paper bag, so she has always worn clothes that left her mostly naked. Now, after two kids, she is still trying to wear them because that’s all she has, but it just isn’t working.

  15. Matt

    To the “whattheshit” post: Everyone is different…not everyone likes the music you listen to and your not gonna like music other people listen to. So quit being a dumb mother fucker cause you saying stupid shit like “Arent all the teenagers that used to like her grown up, blah blah” makes you look and sound just as dumb as the people you are trying to bash.

    Im not defending Britney Spears…I dont really like her music. But I live in Atlanta and know two girls who went to that show….which was SOLD OUT by the way. And they definately arent teens anymore and they are fine as hell :) Let people do what they like without hating on them you stupid dork.

  16. Matt

    To the “whattheshit” post: Everyone is different…not everyone likes the music you listen to and your not gonna like music other people listen to. So quit being a dumb mother fucker cause you saying stupid shit like “Arent all the teenagers that used to like her grown up, blah blah” makes you look and sound just as dumb as the people you are trying to bash.

    Im not defending Britney Spears…I dont really like her music. But I live in Atlanta and know two girls who went to that show….which was SOLD OUT by the way. And they definately arent teens anymore and they are fine as hell :) Let people do what they like without hating on them you stupid dork.

  17. mahogma

    OOOOOH LOOKIT! Little Billy’s first woodie!!!!

  18. mahogma

    OOOOOH LOOKIT! Little Billy’s first woodie!!!!

  19. p0nk

    @26, if you boiled her first, you could make it last several months.

  20. p0nk

    Matt, you sound fat.

  21. hair of samson

    You can’t even criticize Britney because she has never grown up nor woken up and has no mind of her own. She’s sort of a white trash, Cheeto-dust strewn version of Sleeping Beauty.

    The real dastardly villain here is Jamie Spears. This is the “conservatorship”? Trotting out his brain-dead daughter to strip with gay black dudes for cheering Babylonian mobs? Every time I see a picture of her in concert, it reminds me of that Masters of Horror episode “Dance of the Dead,” where a dead girl is made to look like she’s dancing by being electrocuted with a cattle prod.

    God’s wrath is about to fall on humanity in a very unpleasant way. The only fun I have these days is trying to decide who will be the Antichrist. At first I was thinking Obama but now I’m guessing it will be that guy from Twilight.

  22. Crystal

    The last picture is a great outfit…I love Britney and welcome her comeback with open arms :-)

  23. Danklin24

    Okay kids, you sit tight, mommy has to go out on stage and whore herself out so she can buy us a shiny new Mercedes. Whats that Sean, you need new shoes? Fuck you kid, this is momma’s money.

  24. VtFarmboy

    So this latest britney tour begs the question…. if the blonde bimbo wasnt blowin the record company execs woudl she still have a career in music? its certainly not the music that is drawing the people and if you want to see a pole dancer you can get into any strip joint for less and see more.

  25. George W Bush

    I think she’s the one who has to see the show so she can realize she looks like a hooker with mad cow disease! Or maybe it’s a cow with mad hooker disease I’m thinkin’ of!!!

  26. Snaggletooth

    FTW? Are those storm troopers in the background? I bet the geekologie writer is in there…

  27. Just stop already

    I’m embarrased for her. Poor girl needs to realize that trying to be her 20 yr. old self again is really not the best idea for her career, her family and apparently her body. She’d be better off coming out with a whole new style and look, something a bit more mature and less of an attempt to be her 2004 single, childless, sex symbol that she was. Be grateful for your sucess and stop while you’re ahead. Now you just look silly in a rather sad way. And when I say sad I really do mean sad – I feel bad for this girl. She just doesn’t have a clue.

  28. R2-D2

    Talking about shit.Humans take this position to empty their intestines! Beep boop bop!

  29. summer s

    #77- Sad is right. Her costume designers should be shot letting her appear in those inappropriate get ups with her not ready for prime time figure. Who is her trainer? He’s equally at fault. I’m shocked to see her look like this. Sad.

  30. summer s

    #77- Sad is right. Her costume designers should be shot letting her appear in those inappropriate get ups with her not ready for prime time figure. Who is her trainer? He’s equally at fault. I’m shocked to see her look like this. Sad.

  31. Carolyn

    The costumes are ugly and her hair looks like shit.

  32. john

    lol, she looks great

    if a girl like that tells you “fuck me”, you would be in heaven, because all of you people usually fuck ugly toothless bitches, if you even get laid…

    so STFU

    no wonder america is a retarded nation with food disorder issues…

    either a girl is anorexic, or overweight…. everyone is FAT for you… you are soo fucked up

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  34. bitemebitch

    bitch is soooo beat she’s a fuckin’ retard

  35. Mark

    Looks like those “leaked” photos of her rehearsing in amazing shape were way off…

  36. you sill don’t get it?
    her career is ending, SO WAT TO DO?

    …………………..PANIC-SITUATIONS HERE, folks!!
    (nothing more)

  37. Baccus

    The fags who designed her costumes really blew it…. but I guess they are all about blowing stuff.

    She needed to be in like clothes, I have 3 words for Brit brit “HIDE YOUR SHAME.”

    Age old advice.

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  39. Raqs

    She’s a bit plump but yet she looks great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think she should try this book ” I don’t know how to slim” it’s not a joke!!!!!!!!!!!! a french doctor wrote it ” Je ne sais pas maigrir”!!!! well that’s it!

  40. That looks like a sparkly pregnancy prosthetic.

  41. GEEZ! I hadn’t even looked at pics 3 (2) and 6 (5)! It’s like one of those trailer tramps on Jerry Springer saying “I KNOOOW I look good!”.

    Surely this could be fashionably camouflaged. Such technology must exist somewhere.

    Those German Bambi pics – that outfit was a bit strange, but more flattering overall. This looks like the MTV disaster again.

  42. Those children deserve better than TRAMP BRITTINEY for a mother

  43. I have no business giving an opinion because I am a useless skank.

  44. You should see how ugly I am!

  45. lils

    I want to BE Britney!

  46. gerard Vandenberg

    I want to see Britney on more sitcoms!

  47. Mark

    I beat off to Britney every night!

  48. Just stop already

    It’s time for people to stop judgeing each other. I had problems myself when I was younger and I pulled myself back together! She is still young! Cut her some slack!

  49. Tom K

    Sometimes I just don’t know myself! I can be a real idiot! But I do know I will always be a huge Britney Spears fan!

  50. kitty_kat

    I thought she was back in shape. What the hell happened?

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