Getting a nice look at these pics of Britney Spears’ concert in Atlanta last night? Good. So did her kids. Because she has the parenting skills of a wombat, Britney issued an official statement on her blog making it clear her children are watching her perform despite reports that Kevin Federline wanted them kept away from the shows:
Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.
And that’s how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End.
Photos: Splash News
Tom K | March 6, 2009 at 11:58 am
Why not! She is a whore!
maomao | March 6, 2009 at 11:59 am
OH Dizammmm
Jen | March 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Yikes, that 3rd picture is just unflattering. Yeesh.
gnipgnip | March 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Nice wigga names for the kids – dey be drinking 96 oz malt liq just like da fat sac daddy wigga.
Beatty | March 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
That’s as kid friendly as gay sex. Vote yes on Prop 8.
Apes in the White House | March 6, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I love to listen to Britney while I’m beating off to scat porn. Too bad my penis is so small, way smaller than my hero, Chris Brown. I’d love to take his cock so far into my ass it shoots out my mouth!
jonnathan | March 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm
next she is fake.ur not madonna bitch
ishi-san | March 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I think her stylist hates her! Those are some ugly outfits! DAMN
ROUGH DADDY | March 6, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Yeah in that 3rd picture her stomach looks like its been run over by catepillar tires…that sex appeal is drifting away Brit Brit…
Pole Dancer and Stripper | March 6, 2009 at 12:13 pm
So what, I always take my kids to work on the National “Take your Kids to Work Day.”
SOS | March 6, 2009 at 12:19 pm
EMERGENCY! EMERGNCY!
FAT BITCH ON THE POLE!
disgusting
me | March 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Oh mommy, why have you forsaken us?
Pat | March 6, 2009 at 12:22 pm
So what? It’s better for the kids than hanging around the house watching Dad work…on his enormous lazynonworkinggoodfornothing beerbelly.
White | March 6, 2009 at 12:23 pm
What happened to the rock-hard abs and svelte body from dance practice just a couple weeks ago? Is the tour bus stocked with nothing but Jolt Cola and Twinkies (with caramel and hot fudge sauce for dippin’)? Jeez! You’d think she could hold it together til the END of the tour!
lils | March 6, 2009 at 12:29 pm
you got it wrong, Superfish… Britney doesn’t think at all. Besides, the kids probably just teared their little eyes out, so, no biggy… bless them.
Dr Phowstus | March 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I would pound that ass like Jack Bauer getting information from a terrorist.
Rick | March 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
It won’t harm the kids. Retards are oblivious to their surroundings.
troll hater | March 6, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Gee… not like this is a total ripoff of Madonna’s tour -the Girlie Show
Engfant | March 6, 2009 at 12:45 pm
“I would pound that ass like Jack Bauer getting information from a terrorist.”
I think that IS Jack Bauer!
Sportsdvl | March 6, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Anyone who spends a single nickel going to any of these shows should be sterilized immediately so you can’t breed.
dude | March 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
She gets her kids blindingly drunk before the show, so they won’t have to see mama “work that ass”.
Britney rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | March 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Don’t call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I’m towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that’ll make you call the cops
Don’t you dare stare, you betta move
Don’t ever compare
Me to the rest that’ll all get sliced and diced
Competition’s payin the price
I’m gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
dude | March 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
She gets her kids blindingly drunk before the show, so they won’t have to see mama “work that ass”. It’s the best thing for them, really
Tanya B | March 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Hey, a local DJ in my city has been stealing your material.
Freebie | March 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm
No talent – that’s why she needs to dress like a slut. If she could really sing, she wouldn’t need to resort to the x rated outfits.
Penis | March 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Damnnnnnnnnnn
I’d eat that allllllll night long!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shitney Spears | March 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm
“Gee… not like this is a total ripoff of Madonna’s tour -the Girlie Show”
Exactly what I was thinking.
Chris Cocker | March 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm
leave britney alone!!!!
Chris Cocker | March 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm
leave britney alone!!!!
whattheshit | March 6, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Why would anyone, for any reason, EVER go to a Britney Spears concert? Seriously, aren’t the tween girls that were into her like 10 years ago all grown up? And is she really still cool to modern teenage girls? Haven’t they moved on to some other vapid pop star? Why is she still relevant other than to laugh at?
Proud Mom | March 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
#30
Sex sells along with mediocre talent. I suspect it is the way a child was raised. My daughter was raised listening to quality music like The Beatles and hates Brittney Spears music and what she represents.
Mo' Better (black and) Blues | March 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm
She’s irrelevant now. If she wants to be on the cutting edge of today’s culture, she should work in a little play in the middle of her concert, where two of her singers perform a loving duet, then the male singer winks at a female backup dancer, the female singer sees that and grabs his microphone and throws it into the crowd, he reacts by beating her unconscious while throwing in a few bites for good measure, and then she wakes up and asks him to marry her and everybody cheers. Naturally they’d have to be black. Because, you know, we live in a multiracial society now and who are we to define how people should love each other?
gigi | March 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
so gross…. so done…. the striped crop top outfit was kinda cute, but seriously, it’s so over…. why are people still giving this person money??
gigi | March 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
so gross…. so done…. the striped crop top outfit was kinda cute, but seriously, it’s so over…. why are people still giving this person money??
saphkilla | March 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm
do y’all really think that 2 toddlers are going to sit on the side lines of a concert for 2-3 hrs? Fuck no they’re not. 2/3rds of their time is spent backstage eating as many cheetos that they can stuff into their little mouths. don’t get me wrong, Britt is a dumbshit, but I don’t buy this crap………………..but she does need to put some clothes on, I see she is sporting the popped biscuit look.
Perrey | March 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm
K-Fed is on tour with her- some friends of mine down here in New Orleans ran into him at a bar before the kick off show on Tuesday… guess he is taking care of the kiddos when he is not drinking, or maybe grandma has them. Either way, the reports that he wasn’t all about it don’t seem to be true. No word on whether the girlfriend was with him, but one can only assume.
Richard McBeef | March 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm
everytime you masturbate to pic 3 god kills a kitten.
Dusk till Dawn | March 6, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Brittany Spears should get Rhianna and Chris Brown in her show saw them in half (for real) and go to jail for murder, BAM just killed 3 birds with one stone. I am a GD genius!!!!!!
bakinmycake | March 6, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I have no problem with this.
Regards
Paris
Blah Girls | March 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm
They’re too young to know or care!
mcSkinny | March 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
::: Sexy CIRCUS acts make ya SKINNY :::
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http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
lola | March 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Those outfits make Britney look like a shaved gorilla. Her costume designers are having a laugh right about now.
barfney | March 6, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I can’t say she looks attractive in any of the above pictures. Slutty yes but shes far from looking beautiful or stunning
SPF and JJ are needed for seat filling duties like the rest of her family.
Who would want to pay money to see a bloated, miming crazy woman who arm dances?
Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 6, 2009 at 1:59 pm
@31
“My daughter was raised listening to quality music like The Beatles”
Wow, way to sound like a douche. Good for you, Britney was cute in her time and now she needs to make some money. It’s kind of sad. But the statement you made is ridiculous. Who cares? Jesus Christ can we please go back to making fun of the fact that she’s not skinny anymore, and she really should never have custody of those kids? No one cares about how you raise your daughter, although, she’s probably either a loner or easy. Hard to tell off the first post, how about some more information so I can thrash you properly.
simon | March 6, 2009 at 2:03 pm
SHE’S A NO TALENT HACK! CRAP IN CRAP OUT
ALSO NOTE ON THE PICTURES WHERE SHE’S TURNED SIDEWAYS…LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ROLLING WITH KANKLES!
1sser | March 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Hilton is just a b i t ch! She has a beautiful face, but too gay! She has been reported for many times of dating with some handsome guys from a millionaire&celebrity club ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^
barfney | March 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm
OMG i was just about to say check out the cankles!!!
*lmao!*
now i know why she hides them in smell ass boots all the time.
and the air brushing of ab’s is evident in pic 3 thats for sure.
farty mcshitface | March 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
one of the sad things about this chick is that she is trying sooo hard to emulate madonna (the crypt keeper) with the style of dress and the awful patheticness of the routines and such. if vadge madge started wearing burlap jumpsuits, brit would be sure to follow.
these silly little shows that try (and fail terribly) to be sexy are really embarrassing to see even in still pics.
i keep thinking that maybe this shit will run out of steam but, the crypt keeper’s spells must be pretty powerful since many people still pay insane amounts of money to see a disgusting 50 something prance around in horribly inappropriate costumes that would scare the devil to christianity if he were still alive.
pete | March 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
It’s one more concert tour than I ever thought she’d do. I’ll give her credit for achieving this comeback. She’s batshit insane AND mentally retarded, not in the usual way you mean when insulting somebody, but in the most legitimate way possible – Adderal/laxative/frappuccino/cheeto abuse, plus court-approved suspension of her right to manage her own money. So it’s impressive in its own way that she’s even doing this tour. It’s like being a teacher in a special ed class, where you have to dole out the praise at their level: “Suzie, I’m so proud of you for fitting all those meaningless scribbles on one piece of paper!”
Larry | March 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm
oh the heaviness………………. lets all go watch Queen Latefa on a pole