As jaded as I am, there are times when I actually feel sorry for Britney Spears. The cameras always following her. Jackass bloggers taking cracks at her bikini belly (here and here). It gets to you. But then I quickly snapped out of it when I came across this video on TMZ today, and she’s freaking EATING IT UP. The only way Britney’d be happier is if they were all covered in butterscotch, or, okay, let’s be realistic: threw baby back ribs at her.
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OH, she’s still a sad little girl.
OHH GOD!! BRIT IS PREGNANT AGAIN!! LOOK HER BELLY!! IACTUALLY IT’S
ENORMOUS
Either she just ate 3 bags of cheetos a day for the last month…
or she’s pregnant- maybe even twins.
Or maybe she just ate one of her kids.
I wonder which of her unlimited rabble of victims she forced to impregnate her.
She needs to be taken to the vet and fixed for the welfare of our society.
Seriously, she really needs to be committed. She’s a very ill person who is clearly incapacitated by her mental illness.
This is the real Britney , not the fake one people were sold for so many years. No I am not jealous or a hater….she could have avoided the Pap’s and most of the issues if she had tried. Swing baby you’re gold and you don’t have to live your life under a microscope if you don’t want to.
Must be a combination of weave, too many ponytails, and maybe her new medication.
#7 — If you want to see really nutty Britards, visit http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/ and see for yourself. That’s where the really hardcore cases hang out. Anonymous posting is aloud — check it out and see for yourself. It’s pretty easy to get them stirred up too…