Britney Spears and the paparazzi are a match made in Heaven

As jaded as I am, there are times when I actually feel sorry for Britney Spears. The cameras always following her. Jackass bloggers taking cracks at her bikini belly (here and here). It gets to you. But then I quickly snapped out of it when I came across this video on TMZ today, and she’s freaking EATING IT UP. The only way Britney’d be happier is if they were all covered in butterscotch, or, okay, let’s be realistic: threw baby back ribs at her.