As jaded as I am, there are times when I actually feel sorry for Britney Spears. The cameras always following her. Jackass bloggers taking cracks at her bikini belly (here and here). It gets to you. But then I quickly snapped out of it when I came across this video on TMZ today, and she’s freaking EATING IT UP. The only way Britney’d be happier is if they were all covered in butterscotch, or, okay, let’s be realistic: threw baby back ribs at her.
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uglypeoplesafaris | May 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
poop
baxi69 | May 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Myself and Brit’s body are the true match in HEAVEN!! No matter what the pap believes about her abs and thighs, she remains my # 1 fantasy! Now if the pap would just get more shots of those almosttheavenly hips and thighs of hers!
Triv | May 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
That would get really annoying after a while…
mimi | May 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
LOOKING GOOD BRIT!
Guy | May 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Something called bipolar.
President Bill Clinton | May 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’d fuck her… but then again, I’d fuck almost anything…. except that disgusting Amy Winehouse. That bitch would gag a maggot off of a gut wagon.
Willy | May 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Sounds like the mania is kicking in.
DS | May 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Man. She is getting more bald by the day. Check out how much her hairline is receding lately. Must be a combination of weave, too many ponytails, and maybe her new medication.
Soon she’s not gonna have any hair to attach weave to.
FRIST!!! | May 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Pregnant lover..
morga | May 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
She’s gotta be preggers….that gut doesn’t match her relatively-thin arms.
lulu | May 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
pic #3 is weeeird. her head is stretched or somethin.
of course the paps and britney love each other, they make tons of money by keeping us all entertained. and i love it!!
janex | May 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I don’t know shit about fashion, but aren’t those sunglasses retarded? Or is the stupidly large and cheap look still in?
Cicero | May 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’m the same as you Fish – I occasionally feel sorry for Britney with all the constant hounding. But then I remember I like her boobies. And quality of life should never get in the way of boobies.
Randal | May 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hey Britney, it’s me, Randal!
You are looking GREAT and are pulling up your socks to get yourself to where you need to be at this point in your career and as a mother too!
Loving the color of your red swollen lips, which match the light shade of your form fitting top. Excellent choice.
Write back, ok? Luv ya! xoxo
Randal
snarky | May 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
nice droopy ass nipples Brit
FRIST!!! | May 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
3 words:
Suck It In..
Randal must be hunted down with starving rabid wolves | May 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The hunters are massing and soon the moment will arive Randa. Run!
Danklin24 | May 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
What the hell is that dumbass mexican shutterbug spoutin off about?
Beacher | May 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Damn, I come here for the first time in a week and I get greeted by boring Shitney.
i think she is cute sometimes | May 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
i don’t know why
Jimbo | May 22, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Isn’t time for another boob post?
Grunion | May 22, 2008 at 4:34 pm
What a sad pathetic little creature.
I’d feel sorry for her but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t give a fuck about anything but herself so fuck that.
Love the east- west tit action though.
FRIST!!! | May 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm
How come Brendan Fraser is never on the fish?? The things I would do to him…..
Dilawar from Bangalore | May 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I am fan of blonde brtney. Less grease today, yes? I like invite to her at my americn basement (many happy face).
sportsdvl | May 22, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Britney is a train wreck and hasn’t been relevant in several years in the music businees. But, being constantly followed and hounded by the Paps 24/7 would suck ass.
Clem | May 22, 2008 at 4:46 pm
That has got to be the dullest clip I have ever seen.
Anonymous | May 22, 2008 at 4:50 pm
If you people want to read some insane shit…..go to X17 and read some of the comments the Britards leave over there. Holy shit are they fucking crazy. The lengths they will go to to defend this pig are unreal.
? | May 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Exactly how is she eating it up? She is shopping. What is she supposed to do? Not look at a jumper because there happen to be a bunch of losers taking pictures of her? Just saying…
? | May 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Exactly how is she eating it up? She is shopping. What is she supposed to do? Not look at a jumper because there happen to be a bunch of losers taking pictures of her? Just saying…
mcbeef | May 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Brendan Fraser died a few years ago.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 22, 2008 at 5:09 pm
She almost looks half way normal here, although is she pregnant?!
DennisTheMenace | May 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm
hell – i’d hit it! ;o)
Risso | May 22, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Brendan Fraser died? mcbeef, I regret to inform you that I think you’re confusing an episode of Scrubs with real life. That man is still kickin’, just out of work.
robes | May 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm
not hot,sloppy, pathetic…she has really reverted back to her “roots” ; low rent , no class, no education with a Wal Mart sense of style.This is the real Britney , not the fake one people were sold for so many years. No I am not jealous or a hater….she could have avoided the Pap’s and most of the issues if she had tried. Swing baby you’re gold and you don’t have to live your life under a microscope if you don’t want to.
Caroline | May 22, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I don’t get it, she didn’t really do anything. I don’t understand why they’re so obsessed with her? Is anyone even interested in her at this point? I don’t think she was showing off or anything, I think she’s just grown accustomed to all the attention. I really don’t understand how anyone in her position could lead a normal life, even if one were desired. Isn’t it illegal to harass people like that?
Navel Gazer | May 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Where has Short Order Cocktail Cook Sam Luftwhatever been hiding?
pauly | May 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Ashamed to say, I’d still be happy to hit that. Then I’d jump out a window and run until my hair caught fire. That makes no sense, but that’s what I would do.
TundraFire | May 22, 2008 at 6:21 pm
There’s definitely a bun in the oven!
blp | May 22, 2008 at 6:22 pm
wtf is going on with her receding hairline? She’ll be bald again soon at this rate
sameshitdifferentyear | May 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Her way of avoiding attention is swinging an umbrella at cars while cameras are pointed at her.
Who is falling for this bullshit, really.
sameshitdifferentyear | May 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm
#30
I believe the original report was actually “fell off the face of the Earth”
Not exactly the same thing
Hannah T | May 22, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I don’t understand why she doesn’t wear a bra?? And she must be pregnant – her stomach seems to change everyday, in those bikini pics last week, in one set she looked fine and in another she looked like she’d swallowed a bowling ball. Weird………
Cici | May 22, 2008 at 7:34 pm
she looks pregnant in this pic for sure
Violet | May 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Am I missing something? She waved once. I think this is a little overblown.
mary jane | May 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm
FAT AS A HIPPO! poor her. used to be sooo hot!
usababy | May 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm
TIME TO UP THOSE MEDS!!!
Brad Pitt | May 23, 2008 at 6:56 am
Please stop paying attention to Britney. You should be paying all of your attention to my wife Angie’s great big fat flubbery blubber rubbery niggerlips.
You know why you don’t? It’s because you’re all stupid stupid mindless turds.
Corlyss | May 23, 2008 at 11:50 am
Brad Pitt is right. Leave Britney alone!
gerard Vandenberg | May 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm
JESUS CHRIST!!
Which GOSSIPmagazine did she read?
Lord Of Bacon | May 23, 2008 at 2:44 pm
#48 your mom called she wants you to pick her up some smokes on your way home.