Turns out those workout pics from this morning weren’t a fluke. Britney Spears is reportedly in negotiations to become the new spokesperson for Bally Fitness. I don’t think anything can captivate our nation more right now than seeing Britney Spears get her ass in shape. Hillary and Obama, step aside. TMZ reports:
t all happened because Larry Rudolph, who is coming back to manage the Britster, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally.
During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She’s training with two of the company’s top personal trainers — we’re guessing one for the front and one for the back. She’s also working with the company’s nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day. No Taco Bell, no Fanta … life can really suck.
I also included a video of Britney working out after the jump. I actually feel kind of bad for her. There’s gotta be at least fifty paps pressed up against the window – along with Bam Bam from The Flintsones who, surprisingly, didn’t use his oversized club to break the glass. I mean, that’s what I would’ve done. Solved that glare problem real quick. Did I mention I wear a leopard onesie also… ladies?
its funny to me——-by age 25 she became a pop star, was married twice, had 2 kids, divorced, drugged herself mindless, and now it takes her father to get her life back on track…aaah, parenting!
oh christ kill me !!!
is this ever end
plz god kill that bitch
You forgot the “i” in the beginning of the quote.
Anexio,
Perhaps you should be educated before making comments.
-ly versions of words have been made popular, but they are not always correct.
Your suggestions are incorrect.
#49: she’s wearing sunglasses to shield her eyes from the constant glare of paparazzi flashes, idiot.
She has enough money to work out in her own home, which is why I don’t feel bad for her.
She also has had enough fucking time to get back in the shape. IT DOESNT TAKE THAT LONG. Step it up, bitch. You have nothing to do all day but work out.
#54, I was drunk when I wrote that, but I’m not now.
When you modify a verb, (i.e. I FEEL bad), you need to add an ly to an adverb of manner. Some adverbs of manner, “good” and “well” don’t get the ly treatment. I don’t know why and I’m already stretching my intellectual limits.
Being correct has nothing to do with popularity. Or you do you think saying “lemmie axe you a qweshun” is okay?
wow brit nice job u have a fat fucking ass keep up the good work
whoa where she get all that ass from?