Britney Spears caused an incident at a Beverly Hills elementary school when she was spotted outside smoking and talking to herself, according to Us Magazine:
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
At this point the kids were being let out and the sight of Britney Spears naturally terrified the little tykes:
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
Either Britney Spears is now trying to kidnap random children or her lawyer is stupendously fucking retarded. Who the hell sends Britney to pick up their children? You’d be better off finding a pack of stray dogs and letting them sniff your kid’s hat. Of course, my lazy dad didn’t have much luck with this method. I was always biting the neighbors on account of the rabies, and they never did find my brother Jeffy…. But then again, Britney Spears, I dunno. Can’t you just buy the kids guns?
ha8ter is so funny! Mother fuck! I mean, what an intelligent, well thought-out, post! I could never be bored reading his analysis of everyone else! Goddamn… whew… that was more entertaining than watching Ledger decompose.
I see Ms. Spears came to the school with a Budweiser go cup–just like my mom used to do.
I’m having a special moment just looking at the pic. Thank you, The Superficial. Because of you there will be one less assault, rape and/or murder tonight because I’m feeling kinda loved right now.
Now remember son, don’t play with the mean kids, they’ll only hurt your feelings…..put your right hand on your left shoulder nd your left hand on your right shoulder and rock back and forth…that’s it…that’s it…..
Mama’s little baby loves short’nin’, short’nin’,
Mama’s little baby loves short’nin’ bread,
Mama’s little baby loves short’nin’, short’nin’,
Mama’s little baby loves short’nin’ bread.
If you are nuts you can get out of criminal behavior and responibility for children huh? I think not.
Alright I gotta go. My dealer is waiting for me at Burger King. And my vodka is waitning for me at the liquor store. The syringes are waiting for me at the pharmacy. Ok, I’m just kidding. Maybe.
her hair is fancy.
id do her ,
id do her ,
id do her ,
Spears, beers, and queers
(cowboys, yaaaah!)
vrem vrem
Hey, Rich. I thought ‘new black’ were those Stella got her goove back-Tyler Perry house of payne yuppy blacks?
Like Will Smith or something. That kind of new black.
#84 Ceilen Dion family lives in Quebec, Canada.
As for the crazy, she needs to get the fuck out of the country. Maybe go some place where no one cares about her and her stupid antics. She is like a four year old who wants attention, any kind, even if it’s bad. She is receding back into childhood and the fact that no one in her family has taken a stand against her is sad and distrubing. Say what you want about this nut job, but she wouldn’t be where she is today if it wasn’t for her “supportive” family making her a cash cow.
That HAS to be the ugliest jacket I have ever seen.
@76 thanks for the food chain compliment.
#103 Hanging out with Britney has not had a favorable outcome.. That being said, I’m afraid I understood you.
You would think that with her money she’d be able to afford better extensions.
The things that I coulds say today. Lots of things.
Looks like you’ve lost members. finally.
@99 Well I would like to at least see what a peak penis looks like. (Don’t everybody unzip at once)
peak is typo, you know, a mistake. Kind of like your pathetic existance.
@118 a typo is like, you know, “existance” -
Someone remembered their hollies today! BA-ZING!!!
#119 now you got it…..Stupid dumbass slow learners.
#113 Which jacket? she is wearing 2 different ones…???
Ok – now can they involuntarily commit her? It keeps being reported that the family can’t commit her yet – what more is it going to take?
Ok – now can they involuntarily commit her? It keeps being reported that the family can’t commit her yet – what more is it going to take?
Ok . Is it just me, or does Britt Britt really look like a predator from that movie Predator lately? I mean honestly check it out http://www.hollywood-collectibles.com/predator1.jpg
http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg
The hairline is basically the same! :))))))
#125 you nailed it my friend. The resemblance is uncanny. Shitney is the Predator, in more ways than one apparently.
I once had a buddy we called the Predator. He’s in the joint now for throwing a hooker off a balcony. Life’s funny like that.
#40 isn’t inbreeding how you wound up with the extra breast? Not that there is anything wrong with that of course..
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!! :’(
I’LL HANG OUT WITH YOU BRITNEY!!!
Oh my god, we could like, totally hang out and go to Starbucks and Walgreens and just mess around and laugh and talk. It would be so awesome. Call me.
I was thinking Predator too. Just give her another couple months of no bathing and those dreds will be nice and ropey. Maybe she’ll ditch the British accent and start talking in grunts and clicks. That would be awesome. And wearing a mask would be a nice bonus. Remember at the end of the first movie when Arnold tears its mask off and it starts laughing with that awful huge fanged mouth? I’m almost positive that’s what you’d get if you took this chick’s pants off.
Who drinks water out of a budweiser cup?
I usually like to talk shit, but I feel bad for Brit. Hey that rhymes!!!!!!!!!!! But I really do feel bad for her.
What a fucking stupid story. Is anyone here really that incredibly retarded to believe this? The fucking gossip press doesn’t know what to do to sell… they’ll sell they’re momma’s soul just to make a little money. Now they feel like pretending to make Britney Spears seem insane is a good way to sell… what a bunch of fucking morons, all these scum people that live out of this and spread these nasty rumors about people should go to jail for defamation.
Leave the girl the fuck alone, you no life scum.
I’ve finally found a silver lining for the mistress of meltdown. Her evaporating hairline should be an inspiration to every middle-aged man in America. With the right representation she could be the new spokesperson for one of those hair care solutions.
Hey – at some point it will be necessary to think new revenue stream. If I was doing the deal I would stipulate that the English accent stays (win/win) – but I’m probably one of the few still supporting her best interests.
Poor girl. Stop bashing her.
bueno me parece bin jaja q hasta los chikos de las escuuela hablaen de britney jaja osea es full famosa… jaja
to the people who feel bad for her, shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen:
“Lensman Alison Silva tells celebrity private eye Paul Barresi: “Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged.” Silva adds that when four photographers were arrested last week for chasing the increasingly demented pop tart, “one of [them who] works for my company told me that Britney sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them . . . Money, fame, the excitement. It’s part of her life.” Barresi told Page Six that after reviewing footage of Spears with Adnan Ghalib, “[he] appeared to purposely position Britney in full view of fellow paparazzi to help them get the shot . . . It appeared that Britney is in on the sham.”
off of idontlikeyouinthatway.com
what brit needs is a good ol’ fashioned wrist cutting
SHE’S JUST FUCKIN CRAZY MAN
she’s starting to look a bit like Nicholas Cage.
This is not Britney, this is a stand-in. Britney is REQUIRED to show her nipples through her shirt at all public appearances.
Personally I think the cup full of booze was a nice touch. Kind of completes the image of totally whacked out fuck bunny she seems to be going for……
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