Britney Spears allowed near other people’s kids

Britney Spears taught an impromptu dance class for five-year-olds yesterday at the Millenium Dance Studio. Reports say she wore her fishnet stockings and cowboy boots. The children, who were surprisingly alive afterwards, loved it, according to the studio director Robert Baker. Us Magazine reports:

“She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,” he said. “The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.”

Britney might even make this a routine in her renewed devotion to the art of dance:

“Britney’s telling me that she likes this so much that she’s thinking about making it a regular thing, possibly every other week. She loves to interact with the kids, and she feels that it’s important to give back to the dance community,” Baker said.

Well, I guess Britney and the kids are on the same intelligence level so I can see how this would work out. At least until snack time when Britney eats a banana without peeling it first. Then the children will file a written request to have someone safer teach them. What’s Michael Jackson up to these days?