Britney Spears has reportedly been running free-of-charge hip-hop classes at the Malibu Academy of Dance. It’s not especially interesting news, I was just amused at the thought of Britney Spears teaching 7 to 12-year-olds the proper way to gyrate their hips and take off their tops. Although considering her recent size, the dance sessions would more likely consist of standing up, getting out of breath, and then sitting back down with a bag of Cheetos.
Britney Spears teaches dancing
April 7th, 2006 // 58 Comments
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There’s nothing more “street” or “urban” or “hip-hop” than a yee-haw, trailer park Louisiana mom, whose family probably still refers to black people as “colored folks”, who made her living off tween pop music and now resides in SoCal in a mansion with a guy whose only reason for not having a mullet is that Britney’s agent told him to get braids instead. Yeah, that shit is gangsta.
#47 Yup, live in Santa Monica and work in downtown LA.
#23 piewagon
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA…….
#48 dick cheese
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA………..
uhh.. in that photo, something about her baby doesn’t seem right … like it’s sick or something …
The child is destined for “Hee Haw, The Next Generation.” Poor little bayou boy.
Frankly, that’s the best picture I’ve seen of her
in ages and that baby is DARLING! Go figure!
Women too fat, women too thin…
Gimme a g’damned break, you judgmental morons!!!??!!!