Because the Daisy Dukes didn’t show enough thigh, here’s Soccer Star Britney arriving at a studio in Hollywood today, and we’re getting way too close to Vagina Time way too soon. I haven’t even bought protective goggles or an emergency tarp to throw over my computer yet. Seriously, Jamie Spears has to be lame ducking it through the end of this conservatorship which is only going to backfire in his face. He lets his guard down for one second, and the next thing you know Jayden’s driving a Hummer down the PCH. Man that vulva fence, soldier!
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Whoa | October 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Whoa, looking large and in charge!
Valerie | October 1, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Fuck those socks.
Jen | October 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Maybe it would work in Japanese Harujuku (sp) fashion style? – although I think those girls pull it off a lot better – they don’t have the I just came from a truck stop look
illy | October 1, 2009 at 5:53 pm
what the fucking balls is she doing!? will she EVER wash and/or comb her hair???? id like to see her for once looking nice. doesnt she ever feel like putting on a nice dress with some nice shoes, get her hair done and go out? no girl can live looking like this all the time.
http://www.funderoos.com/ | October 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Socks! Socks! Socks! Socks!
Randal | October 1, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Digging the socks there Britney, a classic fall back to your earlier career from Hit Me Baby One More Time! What’s even more amazing is how that career has vaulted you to the star that you are, possibly the biggest female singer ever. That will be hard for any singer to top.
Randal
dude! | October 1, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I am not a B. Spears fan, but damn, FISH, must be a very slow news day. We get double helpings of Ms. Spears doing every day things, wearing every day clothes (like I am sure your moma wears from time to time). Give us some pictures of something news worthy, like with a WOW factor or something. SHeesh
Bert | October 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Enough of this dirty slut already.
The Rough report | October 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Just because you’re from carnal country, does it mean you cant look like a city folk? what an eye sore. There’s plenty of stylish clothes you can use to display your ass-cheeks Lilo does it all the time…
The Rough report | October 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm
And wash your hair I hate sloppiness
Michael Jacksons Rotting Corpse | October 1, 2009 at 6:43 pm
What happened to the pink boots?
Don | October 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down oh nooooooooooooooooo
downsyndrom | October 1, 2009 at 6:53 pm
#9 Freudian slip or on purpose because those country folk are quite carnal with each other. Or did you mean carnival/carnies.
Sport | October 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Is she off to a soccer match? WTF
Boodiba | October 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Her ass looks great!
Slim | October 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Amen Boodiba! That ass definitely looks hot as hell. I’d hit that greasy hair and all
Danny Randy | October 1, 2009 at 8:03 pm
As a man I am shocked, just shocked at how many of us read the Superficial… and comment on the FASHIONS for god’s sake. Have we all gone gay? (this is a rhetorical question in the case of Randal who is obviously repressing something).
yuck | October 1, 2009 at 8:27 pm
her fat tree trunk thighs need to be covered up.
Me | October 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm
She cold play linebacker, bitch is A BIG MAMA.
Tpain | October 1, 2009 at 8:41 pm
98.7% sure that’s not Brittany
Bootilicious | October 1, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Baby Got Back!!!!!!
phil | October 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Ugh. What a fatso.
wanks | October 1, 2009 at 9:44 pm
i dont give a fu* wat you guys say she gots a nice ass and fucking perfect legs i would hit that shit so much she looks like a normal girl which turns me on!
Jime | October 1, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Goddess as always ! I love u Brit !
hyahhaaaa | October 1, 2009 at 10:23 pm
go America, if this is truly the best you have in terms of female pop stars, then it’s official, the USA is in decline
jimmyjames | October 1, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Dunno , She is looking pretty hot now! she is getting long in the tooth but totally milf
Dread not | October 1, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Look at that ass. LOOK AT IT! That is one sweet wagon she’s draggin’. Fuck yeah!
clpierced | October 2, 2009 at 12:02 am
Brit i totally think you look cute :) also they recommend your hair not washed that day, so it is easier to straighten/style people.. i still think your fun, crazy, and hottt! love you :)
NatTurner | October 2, 2009 at 12:14 am
She copied Aaliyah and Janet Jackson to jump start her career…now she is trying to copy Lady GaGa! She is tday’s Elvis. She gets famous and love for trying to perfect what others have started…mostly minorities. She whitewashes what a minority initiates and gets credit for it!
Ugh. What a fatso | October 2, 2009 at 12:26 am
phil
Ronald McDouchebag | October 2, 2009 at 12:40 am
love to pound dat fat ass
schutz | October 2, 2009 at 4:11 am
So many fags around here. Why? Don’t you have some gay site where you could complain about the greasiness of hair and completely ignore a hot ass?
The Rough report | October 2, 2009 at 8:19 am
Hooray! a few mongoloid, JUST discovered Britney got a booty! Please give yourself a round of applause…
Darth | October 2, 2009 at 8:21 am
She does have the legs of a professional soccer player.
Rhialto | October 2, 2009 at 8:26 am
Whose balls is she going to kick this time?!
Galtacticus | October 2, 2009 at 8:38 am
She does probably only want to pick up the soap in the showers after the soccer match.
baxi69 | October 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm
#2 & #5 – Absolutely luv those socks, especially below the sexiest thighs ever! #35 – Nowhere is it almosttheaven on earth, then it would be for me to be the victim of a brit goes crazy, violent attack on my body, face and balls. Body squeezed between her things, face sat upon by her panty-less tush and kicked by her socked-feet. Perfect!
Thanks Superfish and Britney!
Lock her up NOW | October 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
What a trailer trash dumbass. And to think she used to be the posterchild for teenage jailbait ass. I give it 2-3 months before someone takes a picture of her standing on a streetcorner, naked from the waist down, peeing on herself…
Scott | October 3, 2009 at 6:45 am
Dude, not cool. She was in a private spot and can wear whatever the F she wants. What if you had someone taking pictures of you at all times??? I’m sure we would not see the most flattering outfits. So how about you back off, take some perspective, and then focus on people that are actually doing something news-worthy (unless buying a cd at target is suddenly popular, which then I should be on the cover of US Weekly this week!)
Narcissist | October 5, 2009 at 7:58 am
“I haven’t even bought protective goggles or an emergency tarp to throw over my computer yet”
Duck and Cover
@ 39 – But why does she have that outfit in the first place? What purpose was it meant to serve?
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:17 am
I am not a B. Spears fan, but damn, FISH, must be a very slow news day. We get double helpings of Ms. Spears doing every day things, wearing every day clothes (like I am sure your moma wears from time to time). Give us some pictures of something news worthy, like with a WOW factor or something. SHeesh
Coolio | October 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Wow, does everyone here always lounge around the house in a ball gown & full makeup?? The chick is just trying to be comfortable, possibly after the gym…what do you guys wear when you’re relaxing??? Must be hard to have your picture taken every second of every day that you’re not inside your house.
Ronald Mc Donald | January 22, 2010 at 12:01 am
I Lick that Pussy and Ass till she screemed. Then Butt FUCK that Hoe