Britney Spears takes next step towards basically walking around pantsless

October 1st, 2009 // 43 Comments

Because the Daisy Dukes didn’t show enough thigh, here’s Soccer Star Britney arriving at a studio in Hollywood today, and we’re getting way too close to Vagina Time way too soon. I haven’t even bought protective goggles or an emergency tarp to throw over my computer yet. Seriously, Jamie Spears has to be lame ducking it through the end of this conservatorship which is only going to backfire in his face. He lets his guard down for one second, and the next thing you know Jayden’s driving a Hummer down the PCH. Man that vulva fence, soldier!

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  1. Whoa

    Whoa, looking large and in charge!

  2. Valerie

    Fuck those socks.

  3. Jen

    Maybe it would work in Japanese Harujuku (sp) fashion style? – although I think those girls pull it off a lot better – they don’t have the I just came from a truck stop look

  4. illy

    what the fucking balls is she doing!? will she EVER wash and/or comb her hair???? id like to see her for once looking nice. doesnt she ever feel like putting on a nice dress with some nice shoes, get her hair done and go out? no girl can live looking like this all the time.

  5. Socks! Socks! Socks! Socks!

  6. Randal

    Digging the socks there Britney, a classic fall back to your earlier career from Hit Me Baby One More Time! What’s even more amazing is how that career has vaulted you to the star that you are, possibly the biggest female singer ever. That will be hard for any singer to top.

    Randal

  7. dude!

    I am not a B. Spears fan, but damn, FISH, must be a very slow news day. We get double helpings of Ms. Spears doing every day things, wearing every day clothes (like I am sure your moma wears from time to time). Give us some pictures of something news worthy, like with a WOW factor or something. SHeesh

  8. Bert

    Enough of this dirty slut already.

  9. The Rough report

    Just because you’re from carnal country, does it mean you cant look like a city folk? what an eye sore. There’s plenty of stylish clothes you can use to display your ass-cheeks Lilo does it all the time…

  10. The Rough report

    And wash your hair I hate sloppiness

  11. Michael Jacksons Rotting Corpse

    What happened to the pink boots?

  12. Don

    Smack it up, flip it, rub it down oh nooooooooooooooooo

  13. downsyndrom

    #9 Freudian slip or on purpose because those country folk are quite carnal with each other. Or did you mean carnival/carnies.

  14. Sport

    Is she off to a soccer match? WTF

  15. Her ass looks great!

  16. Slim

    Amen Boodiba! That ass definitely looks hot as hell. I’d hit that greasy hair and all

  17. Danny Randy

    As a man I am shocked, just shocked at how many of us read the Superficial… and comment on the FASHIONS for god’s sake. Have we all gone gay? (this is a rhetorical question in the case of Randal who is obviously repressing something).

  18. yuck

    her fat tree trunk thighs need to be covered up.

  19. Me

    She cold play linebacker, bitch is A BIG MAMA.

  20. Tpain

    98.7% sure that’s not Brittany

  21. Bootilicious

    Baby Got Back!!!!!!

  22. phil

    Ugh. What a fatso.

  23. wanks

    i dont give a fu* wat you guys say she gots a nice ass and fucking perfect legs i would hit that shit so much she looks like a normal girl which turns me on!

  24. Jime

    Goddess as always ! I love u Brit !

  25. hyahhaaaa

    go America, if this is truly the best you have in terms of female pop stars, then it’s official, the USA is in decline

  26. jimmyjames

    Dunno , She is looking pretty hot now! she is getting long in the tooth but totally milf

  27. Dread not

    Look at that ass. LOOK AT IT! That is one sweet wagon she’s draggin’. Fuck yeah!

  28. clpierced

    Brit i totally think you look cute :) also they recommend your hair not washed that day, so it is easier to straighten/style people.. i still think your fun, crazy, and hottt! love you :)

  29. NatTurner

    She copied Aaliyah and Janet Jackson to jump start her career…now she is trying to copy Lady GaGa! She is tday’s Elvis. She gets famous and love for trying to perfect what others have started…mostly minorities. She whitewashes what a minority initiates and gets credit for it!

  30. Ugh. What a fatso

    phil

  31. Ronald McDouchebag

    love to pound dat fat ass

  32. schutz

    So many fags around here. Why? Don’t you have some gay site where you could complain about the greasiness of hair and completely ignore a hot ass?

  33. The Rough report

    Hooray! a few mongoloid, JUST discovered Britney got a booty! Please give yourself a round of applause…

  34. Darth

    She does have the legs of a professional soccer player.

  35. Rhialto

    Whose balls is she going to kick this time?!

  36. Galtacticus

    She does probably only want to pick up the soap in the showers after the soccer match.

  37. baxi69

    #2 & #5 – Absolutely luv those socks, especially below the sexiest thighs ever! #35 – Nowhere is it almosttheaven on earth, then it would be for me to be the victim of a brit goes crazy, violent attack on my body, face and balls. Body squeezed between her things, face sat upon by her panty-less tush and kicked by her socked-feet. Perfect!
    Thanks Superfish and Britney!

  38. Lock her up NOW

    What a trailer trash dumbass. And to think she used to be the posterchild for teenage jailbait ass. I give it 2-3 months before someone takes a picture of her standing on a streetcorner, naked from the waist down, peeing on herself…

  39. Scott

    Dude, not cool. She was in a private spot and can wear whatever the F she wants. What if you had someone taking pictures of you at all times??? I’m sure we would not see the most flattering outfits. So how about you back off, take some perspective, and then focus on people that are actually doing something news-worthy (unless buying a cd at target is suddenly popular, which then I should be on the cover of US Weekly this week!)

  40. “I haven’t even bought protective goggles or an emergency tarp to throw over my computer yet”

    Duck and Cover

    @ 39 – But why does she have that outfit in the first place? What purpose was it meant to serve?

  41. I am not a B. Spears fan, but damn, FISH, must be a very slow news day. We get double helpings of Ms. Spears doing every day things, wearing every day clothes (like I am sure your moma wears from time to time). Give us some pictures of something news worthy, like with a WOW factor or something. SHeesh

  42. Coolio

    Wow, does everyone here always lounge around the house in a ball gown & full makeup?? The chick is just trying to be comfortable, possibly after the gym…what do you guys wear when you’re relaxing??? Must be hard to have your picture taken every second of every day that you’re not inside your house.

  43. Ronald Mc Donald

    I Lick that Pussy and Ass till she screemed. Then Butt FUCK that Hoe

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