Britney Spears takes lessons from Paris Hilton

Dear Britney;

I love women in leopard print, but Britney, sweatheart a little goes a long way. Learn to layer, use it as an accent or attention piece. Too much and you look like Wilma Flintstone’s hooker cousin. Also with layering, better to do that when your post child birth body isn’t quite up to lycra mini dresses just yet, so back to the gym and more situps please. Please decide before you leave the house if it’s straps up or straps sideways … a little of both on film confirms trailer trash. The white shoes? Try black next time OK hon? Eventhough I’ve said this many times over the past decade, please learn that sometimes less skin is more exciting. Compare it to a Christmas present that is fully wrapped, vs just tacking a bow on a bag of Cheetos.

Pardon my asking, but didn’t you just have a baby? Shouldn’t you be at home with your two kids under 18 months? Why are you hanging out with noted pariah Paris? Why does Paris look like she’s going to attack you with a strap-on when you least expect it?

As for #64 and your voice, I will conceed that Christina Aguillera does have a great voice, eventhough she’s a little enamoured with herself and her vocal gymnastic abilities. Just because you can does not mean that you should all the time … and Brit that applies to blow jobs in the alley as well. I don’t know if Brit has a great voice as she’s always processed into that breathy whispery tone, and is always lip syncing on award shows. Belt one out sweetie, let us hear if you really can sing.

Fucking Paris Hilton. She’s obviously got Brit hypnotized from the first pic. I’m not sure which publicist created the “whore ‘em ’til we bore ‘em” image, but Brit couldn’t have chosen a better mentor, especially if she’s intent on getting her first post-marital walk of shame in the tabloids. Good girl Brit. Good for you. Nice to see you take the rebirth of your career so seriously… an icon indeed.

Fucking Paris Hilton.

KFed can start a reality show: My life on the Z list.

GOD, WHO DRESSED THIS FAT WHORE? THOSE SHOES DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MATCHING THE DRESS. FUCKING REDNECK

Quick someone fucking call Ken Paves!! How come Eva Longoria and Jessica have cute extensions and these two sluts have the shittiest ones ever? Paris’s “hair” looks like she has had a load of jizz shot in there over the weekend.

Let me take it a step further. If I were to show these 2 sluts my long brown curly curls they would be staring in wonder then running to the bathroom to cry tears of vodka and snort another line.

Britney- WHERE ARE YOUR BABIES?????

#156
I swear to God she left ‘em at some club over two weeks ago. She has no idea where.

Britney make Paris look good. Funny, with all that money, Brit still looks like trailer trash. Her extensions are hideous and her makeup sucks. Has K-fed gone through all of her money that she can’t afford a stylist anymore?

That’s a hideous dress, but otherwise Brit is looking good. She’s still an idiot though. You’d think that after K-Fed she’d be a little better at spotting users, and Paris is clearly using her.

Think what you will about Britney, she has sold millions of records and has made her money from her talent…

The REAL sad thing is that she is now photographed with the world’s biggest, douchbag, no-talent, cocksucking, herpes-infected cunt bag, the one and only Paris Hilton…THAT’S sad…!!

You know what it is, Paris has her around because she thinks compared to Brit, she looks like a goddess?

its funny how paris uses britney to appear more attractive. you forget about paris’ herpies when you look at the trailor trash and can only imagine all the crap she has. ew.

clearly they were just hooking up in the car.
britney looks ravaged.

THANKS PARIS FOR TEACHING BRITNEY , LOVE YOU BOTH KEEP IT FLASHY ALL THE TIME

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

Binky, I know all about the Saudi Frat Monsters we have them here too. In fact, I have a friend who was introduced to recreational drugs and prostitutes by one such individual.

I have always found it amusing that the Middle East likes to portray the West as being morally corrupt and debauched, however the rest of the world defines such so called corruption as an open society. But at least we are not hypocrites, the West is not perfect and we openly admit that we have social problems. Unlike the M.E. who likes to hide behind a religion that likes to deny that drug use, prostitution, domestic violence, and sexual abuse of women and children actually exists in their own backyard.

No. 129, You are right I do not get out much at least not on your side of the Atlantic, anyway. Therefore, I will concede to your advanced knowledge of where in U.S. the generally more vulgar can be found. However, I thought that Texas was infamous for being big, bold, and tacky?

SHES HOT, AND YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS

GO BREAST FEEDING MAMAS!! YAY!

dear formula kills,

please drink more formula, thanks.

wow, paris is screwing her hard