A family-friendly attired Britney Spears took her kids to see The Little Mermaid yesterday on Broadway which had to go awesome.
BRITNEY: Holy shit, y’all, that bitch has fins for leg! We gotta get the fuck outta here! Quick, throw Sean at her while we make a run for it.
SEAN: Mommy, she’s just an actor.
BRITNEY: …. *throws Sean onstage* She has a taste for flesh now! Save yourselves!