A family-friendly attired Britney Spears took her kids to see The Little Mermaid yesterday on Broadway which had to go awesome.
BRITNEY: Holy shit, y’all, that bitch has fins for leg! We gotta get the fuck outta here! Quick, throw Sean at her while we make a run for it.
SEAN: Mommy, she’s just an actor.
BRITNEY: …. *throws Sean onstage* She has a taste for flesh now! Save yourselves!
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Theoverrated | August 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm
did you see those pictures of britney on a rikshaw in manhattan? they are pretty funny.
val | August 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm
thats cute
val | August 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm
thats cute
nothing better to say | August 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm
i guess i’m first then?
Sickitten | August 24, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Wow, must be slow in the news b/c there is nothing but bleached blond butterfaces being reported on…
Randal | August 24, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Great to see you around The FISH again Britney and to think, folks at one time were trying to claim you were a bad mother. You’re doing a great job taking care of your children and juggling and impressive career. Keep inspiring us!
Randal
Sickitten | August 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm
For shame…her kid inheredited those far apart, turned down FAS eyes of hers. Almost as bad as Sly Stallone’s original eyes until he got that shit fixed.
Stupid SLUTney | August 24, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Is it me, or does ol’ SLUTney have facial jowls now? I guess that’s what happens to meth addicts…
chango666 | August 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
This another CUNT y’all can stop putting up on this rag everytime she farts. . . .
enough already . . .BORING . . .
Paulina | August 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
lol @ the Britney & Sean dialogue. Nice one Fish.
great hype | August 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I love how there’s always a shot of her kid that could be captioned with: “Yeah, I was suckin’ on these. Maybe that explains the aftertaste of Marlboro’s and vodka.”
ktb ( . )( . ) | August 24, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Seriously, do her kids even know how to walk? Every picture I see the’re being carried or in a stroller.
Journalstone | August 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm
We’re getting into Britney overkill now…
Fati | August 24, 2009 at 5:49 pm
The kid looks just like her.
@12
Haven’t you heard? They like the worl “shit” a lot.
Del | August 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm
She is looking the best i have seen her look in years.
Del | August 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She is looking he rbest in years
Blah | August 24, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Heh. Weird. I was at that exact same show she was in near the front, orchestra, and there was no talk about her being there. Man. They must’ve really snuck her in or she has lost star-power and sat in nosebleed-balcony.
kimmie | August 24, 2009 at 7:13 pm
At least her kids inherited the cute gene from her. They are so cute……kiss…….kiss…….kiss……
kimmie | August 24, 2009 at 7:13 pm
At least her kids inherited the cute gene from her. They are so cute……kiss…….kiss…….kiss……
kimmie | August 24, 2009 at 7:13 pm
At least her kids inherited the cute gene from her. They are so cute……kiss…….kiss…….kiss……
joe m | August 24, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Happy birthday,Preston!
Happy birthday,Jayden!
me | August 24, 2009 at 7:29 pm
uh, sorry, the kids are NOT cute… but that’s okay, neither is she. Why does she look so sad? Did she get dumped again?
me | August 24, 2009 at 7:31 pm
look at those jowls……on Britney
me | August 24, 2009 at 7:33 pm
the man in the back in pic 4…..scares me.
h | August 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm
her youngest kid got the Britney ugly mongrel genes.
jumpin_j | August 25, 2009 at 5:45 am
Most Broadway theaters prohibit children under 5. I supposed that could set up a joke on how Brittany is allowed in any theater. I hate her. I suppose you could add a joke about her seeing Little Mermaid and catching crabs too, but that’s just me. I effin hate her.
darmawan | August 25, 2009 at 11:16 am
I like your site.
Love this place!
It was pleasant to me.
ha | August 25, 2009 at 11:25 am
@12
Maybe she’s always holding her kids because she doesn’t want them trampled by the paparazzi?
I think she looks good, and anyone who calls her a “butter face” is retarded. Her face was totally beautiful and drugs haven’t ruined it too badly (like Lindsay Lohan’s face…)
Darth | August 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
This sounds like some quality kids time!
Galtacticus | August 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
If you see them act publicly you never know it foreal.But,is.she.becoming.finally.a. good.mother?
ak | August 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I was at that show with my 5 year old…we sat a few seats away from Brit and her entourage. They arrived after each act started and left before each act ended, blocking people’s view, in an effort to dodge the crowd. What they forget is that no one attending the theater in NYC actually gives a flying fuck if a celeb is in the audience, besides the twittering and hemming and hawing. If she’d behaved like a regular human being, no one, save the few people sitting next to her group, would ever have known she was there.
Her kids behaved beautifully btw, which goes to show a good nanny is indispensible. They were dressed appropriately too, though Britney felt the need to wear a tank and shorts. She looked out of place, and like she was trying to get attention.
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usb flash drive | May 24, 2010 at 7:02 am
Great to see you fish around to Britney and think again, at a time people were claiming you were an unfit mother. You are a great and influential career caring for their children and magic are working. Keep inspiring us!