Britney Spears strips in public

May 22nd, 2007 // 126 Comments

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  1. Z

    first dammit!

  2. Zoostation

    First

  3. Zoostation

    This is bullshit. I demand a recount. JK ;-)

  4. FattyMcCake

    I’m so sick of her and her hats.

  5. notapc

    What’s with her keeper there? Here Britty, Britty… that’s a good girl!

  6. Forget her clothes, why are her friends even still friends with her now that her face looks like that of a Downs Sydrome child with acne scars?

  7. codemonkey

    are they holding hands or is she passing something to brit in the 4th from the bottom pict?

  8. shanipie

    Her ankles and legs are so thick…SHE HAS CANKLES!

  9. fuck all u h8rs! britney is still # 1 biatches! holla!!!11!!1111!1

  10. YouRang

    In pic #6 Britney’s face seems to have a real Clockwork Orange thing going on. I wonder if she went raping and beating people later that night.

  11. Anexio

    Where’s her Marboros and Red Bull?

    She’s slipping again.

  12. Sasha

    This is insane…

    How is this chick still around…still being photographed?

    If all you pappos would lay off her for a week, she’d be gone in a hearbeat. You stupid people are keeping this dumb broad alive.

    You’re kidding right? Who is this bitch anyway?

  13. Jimbo ?

    @9 Why don’t you go blow the UPS driver

  14. She looks horrible. Seriously Britney should hide in a cave somewhere and never come out.

    Her glory days (if she had any) are over.

  15. JagedNS

    She really needs to lose the f&cking hats already. She shaved her head…big deal. live with the decision and own up. I’d much rather see her with her regular hair growing back in than with those stupid wigs and hats.

  16. JagedNS

    She really needs to lose the f&cking hats already. She shaved her head…big deal. live with the decision and own up. I’d much rather see her with her regular hair growing back in than with those stupid wigs and hats.

  17. Theresa

    ok seriously cut her some slack. Im pretty sure that she is wearing a bathing suit and that is basically just a wrap.

    and admit it. her body is hot so why not?

  18. JagedNS

    oops….sorry for the double post…not sure what happened there. :)

  19. Theresa

    ok seriously cut her some slack. Im pretty sure that she is wearing a bathing suit and that is basically just a wrap. hence her standing beside a pool…. so just shut up please

    and admit it. her body is hot so why not?

  20. Sasha

    Glory days?

    Dear god…I see girls at WalMart on Friday nights that look better than these skanks. They look like pure white trash. Her and Lohan always look so tweaked…

    Will someone…way up on the chain…boycott this bitch…isnt there someone worth a damn to follow around?

    Cokeheads…they cant sing, they cant dress, they are absolutely disgusting and come on…she went into a gas station bathroom barefoot…we all know the breed of people who would actually do that shit…nasty!

  21. schack

    i agree with theresa. lets all hold hands and stop hating, you stupid mutherfuckers!

  22. schack

    i agree with theresa. lets all hold hands and stop hating, you stupid mutherfuckers!

  23. schack

    sasha- as an american, you seem to have a serious problem with your inner hick. does this translate to a problem with your inner child as an adult, your inner whore as a woman? let’s talk about these things. let’s work them out.

  24. Sasha

    This bitch is a joke. The fact that people out there think her lip synching is “cool” or “rockin”….boggles my mind.

    The bitch is fat, her body is not hot. You can see her skin stretching…like it hurts. Shes got pop marks and zits, her nails are f-in blue, and she has some of the skankiest lookin extensions Ive ever seen in my life. Her meat curtains, from the photos in the past, should have been enough to kill everything she was about….I dont get it?

    Can someone…anyone…explain HOW this bitch is still here?

  25. Sasha

    Inner hick? Hahaha!

    No explanation needed…

    If you still need one, go ahead and look at photos #1-15 again…

  26. schack

    i am looking at a hick, no doubt, but i have no problem with it.

    i actually admire britney for not being afraid, for constantly trying to get over her shame, forgetting its constitutive of her identity. it’s ridiculous. it’s human.

  27. It is as funny for them to watch this clown as it is for us to watch. But they get to lick her box.

  28. veggi

    Shack- some fucktard took a jab attcha in the last post…. but I’m pretty sure he is busy now giving his dad a blow job.

    And Brit, that isn’t being fashionably dangerous. It doesn’t look very good. Just wear a normal something.

  29. Sasha

    You’re kidding, right? You have got to be kidding…you enjoy seeing this? You’re pretty twisted.

    You call it “trying to get over her shame”…Do you have an 8 year old daughter?…obviously not.

    As a girl raised in the south…Ive got a problem with you. I called her white trash…not a hick. A hick is someone raised in a rural area…white trash is a term used at white people connoting low social status or poor prospects (i.e., downward mobility) or lack of education. (Thank you Wikipedia). So I stand by what I said…

    So why dont ya read my original post…and re think what you wrote.

    So if ya had an 8 year old daughter, you might have a better understanding why I chose the terms I chose. This bitch flashes her twat in front of cameras, not once…not twice…but multiple times. And you enjoy seeing this because….?

  30. Sasha

    And…please explain to me why it is she deserves this to have her picture taken and to have her career forced back into recovery because I personally dont feel shes capable of being a role model again, or deserving enough to be. Shes disgusting and I see her and want to vomit.

    I see these little girls mimicking her because of dickheads like you, and it makes me cringe.

    Go ahead though…Im sure you have an excellent answer.

  31. schack

    a new fucking day is dawning people. slowly but surely. the signs are subtle, but hard to miss. we get universal sarcasm, a plateau in fashion and art, a calm in which only muffled outrage breaks the silence. and then, and then, my friends, a divine laughter will roll out over the earth, a tidal wave of joyful resignation. NOT weariness, i hope; it won’t be romantic excess, emotional effluence turning a broken and praying eye upwards. sarcasm has already eaten that possibility. will there ever be this laughter, this god of the ridiculousness of gods, or will we burn out to the sound of tired and bitchy bickering?

    you stupid bitches, bring it ON!

  32. veggi

    Sasha, who are you yelling at?

  33. Sasha

    My point exactly…..thank you for clairfying Schack…

  34. Sasha

    Schack and his/her ignorant post:

    Makes me sick…f-in idiots…that hope to see this washed up pop star influence america teenage girls again.

    23. Posted by schack on May 22, 2007 11:10 AM

    sasha- as an american, you seem to have a serious problem with your inner hick. does this translate to a problem with your inner child as an adult, your inner whore as a woman? let’s talk about these things. let’s work them out.

  35. schack

    well, from the p.o.v. of the petty bourgeoisie, all hicks are white trash, but not all white trash are hicks. so i agree with you. i think britney belongs to the former category.

    i don’t have a daughter. i killed my child, actually. but i admire your perseverence.

    i kind of admire everyone. and then the word loses its meaning, so you’d be right to knock me down. but wouldn’t we be friends?

    i accept that we cannot all walk around flashing our pussies. that’s the RULE. but i refuse to rule with an iron fist. you kill your inner child to be the woman you want to be, and you kill the mere possibility of becoming her.

  36. Sasha

    You are absolutely hilarious…and gross.

    Weirdo

  37. YouRang

    Hey # 35, let’s not be too quick about passing judgment on flashing pussies just yet. There’s got to be a way.

  38. veggi

    That isn’t schack. And this shit is boring. I feel like sticking a fork in my eye.

  39. Janette

    I like her dress. Where can I buy it?

  40. adeliza

    who’s her little lezbo friend?

  41. Oh please I’d rip that ass up and down, and nobody here can’t say they wouldn’t. I’d love to get a piece of that…..

    provided shes dipped in rubbing alcohol for 20 minutes and weares a canvas back on her head with a smiley face painted on.

  42. Kiki

    Schack: Where are you cutting & pasting this shit from?

  43. schack

    i’m flattered Kiki, but it’s all out of my own noggin.

    and yes, veggi, it IS me. and you’re still pretty.

  44. Tania

    ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.. YOU ALL TALK SO MUCH SH*T… BUT GUESS WHAT YOU HATE HER OR LOVE HER.. YOUR STILL TALKING ABOUT HER AND THAT’S WHAT KEEPS HER IN THE SPOTLIGHT.. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES BUT THEY ARE NOT DISPLAYED FOR EVERYONE TO JUDGE.. GET OVER IT..

  45. adeliza

    #44—-get your self back to a fan site and get outta here!!! The whole purpose of this page is to DOG OUT these skanks!

  46. schack

    and you’re what keeps US in the spotlight, Tania.

    where would we superficialists be without our daily dose of hater epiphanies?

  47. nurse wowo

    OMG!!!! you know what BIRTNEY??????

    WHATEVERRRR!!!!

  48. #44 – If someone’s skin is so thin that they can’t handle when people point out that they are ugly/insane/white trash, then that someone should go for a career as a librarian … or a fluffer.

    Britney would probably make a phenomenal fluffer.

  49. YouRang

    I agree with the idiots part #44, but the rest of that message seemed completely unnecessary, and frankly kind of rude.

  50. mazzstar

    oh shit.

    In Pic 3 – there is some sort of drink/wet stain spilt on her dress.

    In PIC 6 – The python print crosses are slowly moving up to constrict her titties, as apposed to sitting happily below them.

    She is caring the SAME TACKY GOLD PURSE with her as she has EVERY.DAY.

    And lastly. Her top hat… has feathers in it.

    ***PLEASE tell me there a logic, hidden to me, to the way this girl plans her.. everything??

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