Britney Spears stopped at a health clinic yesterday before taking flight with Mad Max for Jesus himself, Mel Gibson. This adds fuel to the rampant speculation that she’s got Adnan Jr. in her belly. But, there could be other causes for her recent weight gain, according to The Sun:
The source said: “Despite daily workouts, she has put on a lot of weight in recent weeks. She isn’t saying if she is pregnant, but she is taking medication which has affected her weight. Living with her dad — a chef — means she has piled on pounds. She is extremely paranoid about her body at the moment.”
Britney is also believed to be struggling with her weight after she stopped taking Adderol, a stimulant prescribed for attention deficit disorder and used by women to keep hunger under control. Addiction specialist Marty Brenner said: “Weight gain is a common side effect.”
Someone needs to get to the bottom of this. I wonder if Britney Spears would let me look at her vagina with a magnifying glass? WOW! Too far, me. Way, way, way too far. No one needs to see that – ever. In fact, if she’s pregnant, I think the doctor should be allowed to deliver the baby blindfolded. So Vote “Yes” on California Doctors with Blindfolds in the Case of Britney Law. A doctor is a terrible thing to waste – unless he won’t give you free boner pills. I hate you, doc!
It’s been mentioned many times in the press that Britney may be on Lithium, which is the standard medication used to treat bi-polar illness. Bi-polar celebrities are often reluctant to take this helpful salt because 2 of the very common side effects are weight gain and acne.
It’s unfortunate that mentally ill people who are in the public eye are so often forced to choose between being thin and pretty or being mentally stable. Carrie Fisher (you know, Princess Leia) mentions in her book “The Best Awful” that she refused to take lithium and struggled for years juggling meds and trying various medication cocktails that sometimes exacerbated the problem instead of helping.
I am not a Britney fan, and I secretly enjoyed watching her fall apart over the past few years, but now that the reason for her behavior is out in the open and being addressed, I have nothing but sympathy and support for someone trying to put their destroyed life back together. I went through (and am still going through) this process in my own small non-famous way, and it’s tough to know that you’ve done a lot of stupid near-sighted ill-advised stuff that you can’t ever go back and undo. I cringe for my former self regularly. I can only imagine the pain of trying to heal with the world watching and criticizing every step you make.
And one other thing. If she was pregnant, odds are that she’d have to stop taking her medication, as many mood stabilizers, anti-psychotics and anti-depressants can be harmful to the fetus. I hope that she’s just gaining weight, because a pregnancy at this point could easily put her back in Crazy Town.
Sorry for the lecture. I’ll try for something snarkier next time.
She is being cultivated by a known warlock of the Western Upper Tier. She has been broken down by Lufti (another warlock and the father of her unborn child).
Now she will be prepared for the coming battle.
Gain some Brit! show the Anorexic bitches wrong!
Britsee is a media skank o file with a heavy taste for trailor park dishes and root beer and thunderbird. this piece of n’orleans caucasian cracker bait is not preggers, but a slob, a plain ole fashioned tatter tot dipped in jelly with belly.
Pearass hilton and crew of vajayjay diciples of douching ruined poor Britidot.
her ability to deal with life was less than a no armed man whipping his arse.
shes is setting the table for tartette, southern baked, no charm and talentless 2..aka.. Miley Virus to fail, spiral forthcoming.
Later haters and time wasting vanillites
Tommy Venom
Self fellating hypocrite
perfect day would be her, lohan, hilton, winehouse and tara reid all take a plane ride with michael jackson at the helm and watch the fireworks over neverland, i would buy a ticket, too bad though bottom feeder papparazzi would be so bored afterwards.