Britney Spears still trying to kill her baby

May 16th, 2006 // 119 Comments
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Britney Spears is up to her crazy baby-killing antics again, and has been photographed with an improperly installed child safety seat facing forward instead of backwards.

“It’s far safer if the seat is facing backwards to avoid head-on injuries and whiplash in case of a collision,” said California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall. Spears, 24, “could be” cited for violating Section 27360 of the California Vehicle Code, which says child safety seats must be installed to comply with the federal standard. “We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” Marshall said. “It’s a bit of a gray area,” he added, because state code doesn’t specify the backward installation – a federal regulation does. Spears’ rep did not return calls for comment yesterday. “We strongly urge anyone who is uncertain of how to install a car seat to come down to one of our headquarters and get help. We offer that service free of charge,” said Marshall.

You’d think Britney Spears would have done a little research on how to raise a baby, but it really looks like she’s just winging the whole thing. At this rate the baby will end up tied to the hood of the car with rope, taped to the door, and possibly just placed in the trunk. Because hey, people can’t yell at you about your baby if they can’t actually see it.

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  1. sunflower726

    PLEASE – Someone stop this IMBECILE from procreating!!!!!!!!!!! As a mother, I have to say I feel so bad for Sean P! Dropped on his head, driven around in a car unsecured and now this!

  2. lesbodojo

    Britney would be ok if she would just get a new pr rep, manager, hairstylist, bf, yoga teacher…should I continue? lol

  3. sjb16

    To Dickboy, Britney catches grief because she is a fucking moron. This is the third instance of her endangering her child. She’s been visited by DCFS twice. The only reason she hasn’t had her baby taken away is because she is rich & famous and for no other reason. The cunt rag could get away with murder cause she can pay off the police. The only asshole here is you!

  4. angcab

    Come on people really, Atleast she’s spending time with her kid….where’s the father?? After 20 lbs normal to change the car seat and when a baby falls asleep they fall forward.
    #26 rear facing untill they were 3?
    good thing you didn’t get rear-ended or they would have lost their legs!

  5. angcab

    #72 Healthy babies at 8 months old can weigh 20lbs, and do flop over when they sleep, obviously u have no kids

  6. DonLes91

    #85 – you got the word “tits” in your name. That is SO awesome! Tits RULE!

    I wonder how the paparazzi get that cool camera angle? Were they in a monster truck?

  7. Mouth

    hey dick boy i suggest you take your child car seat to a local police or fire station and tell them you have no clue the proper way a car seat should be installed. from graco baby.com

    DO’S
    harness must be snug, of course there is no law about this it is merely a “suggestion” but if you are really concerned about your childs safety why do it any other way.

    do read your car seat instruction manual, again these people are professional and they are not making silly “suggestions” just to scare you there is a reason that an infant, which is what spf is, should be rear facing for as long as possible, because accidents do happen and infants and children have died because a car seat was not installed properly or the age and weight limits were not followed. And further more I know that when I ride in a convertible or even when the window is down and I am in the back seat I find it really hard to breath now what the eff do you think that is doing to this little guy??? huh dick boy?

    Now for the NEVERS

    NEVER put a child less than 20lsb and less than 1 yr in car seat facing the front. but why stop there and do the bare minimum, unfortunately some child are taller and parents cars are smaller than is best, but it is always best to have your chi,ild stay in the rear facing position for as longh as possible, go the extra mile people it won’t kill you and most certainly will keep your child safer for a little longer. People are gonna be stupid and do whatever, but when it is your child you have an obligation to do whats best and if you don’t know whats best than you do research. Even if you lack common sense it says it right on the carseat what to do providing you can read.

  8. Zed

    Duckboy dear,

    For your reading pleasure:

    http://www.dss.cahwnet.gov/pdf/PUB269.pdf

    From revisions to the California CPS (Child Protective Services) Law (VC 27360 and 27360.5), January 1, 2005:

    For infants: rear-facing seats [are required] in the back seat from BIRTH TO AT LEAST ONE YEAR OLD and AT LEAST 20 LBS.

    Get it? Up to one year. SP is not one year old. And up to 20 lbs. He does not weigh 20 lbs.

    Case closed–you lose. Sorry. Do the research next time.

  9. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Whaddya wanna bet she’s driving down the road listening to “Cruel Summer” full blast and singin’ along? “It’s a cruel… cruel sum-merrr, now yer gone… sumthin’ sumthin’ with me, yeah… why yew so quiet back there Sean P.? Yew wanna ‘nuther Slim Jim?”

  10. radio3play

    fanaaaaaa

  11. AnnoyingPseud

    Oh my god, that’s so fucking sad for the kid! His poor little neck is likely being damaged, his poor little head was already bashed in and he miraculously survived and his mother is the total retardo with #2 bun in her oven.

    All this points to the conclusion: There is No God.

    Because if there were, She would no way allow this pathetic, braindead marmot-faced twat give birth to an innocent child, now riddled with infected genes that he’ll likely never overcome.

    Note the police comment about not having enough evidence….yet if a prosecutor were going after Jane Doe Nobody for the same crime and abuse of a child, that photo would form the basis for an entire prosecution and likely conviction.

    Some group involved in child welfare needs to file a lawsuit or something to get that kid taken away from that sickening beast who gave birth to him before he’s dead….

    And roasting the kid in the hot California sun? I’d like to stake that fat fucking retard out in Death Valley and pour some nice gooey moldy honey on her so that the ants begin picking her bones clean…and yes, to #80, who suggests having KFedFucktard’s dick removed and set on fire. AMEN!

  12. chryssy11

    #39…..I have a chapter name…. “The truth behind my deformaties”

    #86….Wow, you really need to get laid…take out some of those frusterations!!!

  13. ponytailgirl

    what bothers me the most about this photo is the baby is exposed to the sun,no hat,also no head gard that poor kids head…hes going to have some bas ass kink in his little neck when he wakes up..

  14. I went to the state police to install my 1 year olds car seat facing forward and they WEIGHED her before installing it because the force of whiplash is so bad that a front impact would snap a babys neck under 1 year of age. If britney read the manual or had any knowledge whatsoever of motherhood she would know this. She does not care about her child, please someone dear God kidnap the thing for it’s own good!

  15. Sponags

    If her son is over 20 lbs, which he might very well be. She can get the front facing car seats! My daughter is one month older than Sean and she is in the front facing seat already.
    LEAVE HER ALONE. Get lives people

  16. CM

    Stop talkin shit…talk shit about the parents who beat there kids damn..she must not be all that disgusting to people if there always wondering what shes doing!!

  17. CM

    Stop talkin shit…talk shit about the parents who beat there kids damn..she must not be all that disgusting to people if there always wondering what shes doing!!

  18. Truth Serum

    Can she stop having children after the 2nd one? I mean, don’t you want to atleast try to learn how to raise a baby and not let him crack his head open, or catch whip lash in the back of your vehicle before you have another?

  19. wow, she needs to just hand off the baby to the nanny

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