Britney Spears still trying to kill her baby

May 16th, 2006 // 119 Comments
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Britney Spears is up to her crazy baby-killing antics again, and has been photographed with an improperly installed child safety seat facing forward instead of backwards.

“It’s far safer if the seat is facing backwards to avoid head-on injuries and whiplash in case of a collision,” said California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall. Spears, 24, “could be” cited for violating Section 27360 of the California Vehicle Code, which says child safety seats must be installed to comply with the federal standard. “We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” Marshall said. “It’s a bit of a gray area,” he added, because state code doesn’t specify the backward installation – a federal regulation does. Spears’ rep did not return calls for comment yesterday. “We strongly urge anyone who is uncertain of how to install a car seat to come down to one of our headquarters and get help. We offer that service free of charge,” said Marshall.

You’d think Britney Spears would have done a little research on how to raise a baby, but it really looks like she’s just winging the whole thing. At this rate the baby will end up tied to the hood of the car with rope, taped to the door, and possibly just placed in the trunk. Because hey, people can’t yell at you about your baby if they can’t actually see it.

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  1. ohyeahallie

    HAHAHA! THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE A RAG DOLL! and Britney looks like a grandma, what the hell.

  2. gogoboots

    Interesting, I’ve seen this on like 4 different websites…she’s a bad mother, let’s move on, ok?

  3. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    Stupid bitch.

  4. Haroof

    I’m more amazed at the fact that she can fit her fat ass in that car.

  5. I like the fact that she’s in a convertible, as well as the improper install – might as well give the poor little fucker a case of skin cancer to bring in to show and tell. Never let parenthood get in the way of living every hillbilly’s dream of “thuh gud lahf.” Peckerwood.

  6. crazylittledancer

    I think that kid is dead. Oh, and nice rollers Britney.

  7. waterranger

    Yeah, I’ve already seen this picture too.

    I like her curlers though, THAT is a fashion statement and a half.

  8. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    Then again, maybe she thinks that because her ass is so fucking fat these days that it will act as an airbag and protect him from impact.
    That, or she keeps him facing forward so that she can yell at him: “You quitcher cryin’ or yer Mamma’s gonna make her hairdressin’ face atchoo in the mir’r!”
    Stupid bitch.

  9. luciteheels

    Next up – an investigative report on whether the kid is wearing sunscreen, what type, is it safe for babies, and whether she is reapplying it according to the instructions.

  10. ScriptRadar

    “We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” [California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom] Marshall said.

    What about the photo tickets given by those @#$!% photo traffic lights?

  11. Are we sure he isn’t already dead?

  12. Mooserepellant

    BOUT TIME!! I submitted this HOURS ago!

    BSLTC. whorebag that she is.

  13. MiamiGoldenPantherr

    BRITNEY YOU REALLY DISGUST ME. I HOPE YOU DROP DEAD

  14. everybodyfelix

    Once a baby reaches a year old, or 20 lbs, whichever comes first, the baby may face forward. Sometimes when babies fall asleep they topple over like that when facing forward. This does not make her a bad mother. The media should get their facts straight before causing a sensation over something like this.

  15. Chrystal03

    Does this kid ever wear shoes, next thing you know he’ll be walking barefoot through public bathrooms….

  16. 86

    Who cares? Maybe she tried to put the seat in backwards but it wasn’t as stable that way in that car. No one knows!! At least he’s not in her lap this time.

  17. I don’t know what all the fuss is… that’s obviously a passed out Kevin Federline in the back, and i’m pretty sure the federal standard would be in favour of any position that could possibly cause him harm… or death… or maybe de-douching…

  18. trophywife

    so this is her idea of “worshipping” her new religion, eh?? what a fucking idiot… she should get her ass kicked…

  19. trophywife

    so this is her idea of “worshipping” her new religion, eh?? what a fucking idiot… she should get her ass kicked…

  20. This was all over Perez Hilton yesterday with 791 friggin posts all people debating car seat rules. SO boring. The best part is that Perez wrote over the baby’s head, “DROPPED ON HEAD”

    http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/caption_me/caption_me_rollin_with_my_rollers_20060515.php

  21. ultra8201

    I know it is wrong, but that picture is funny.

    ultra8201.blogspot.com

  22. DrDanny

    Too late. Baby Sean already dead.
    So sad. hahahahahahahaha

  23. Tatamo

    # 10…hahaha WORD….

  24. Tatamo

    THAT PICTURE IS A UPSCALED VERION OF WHITE TRASH…white trash DELUXE you might call it…all the same “qualities” of white-trash but “upgraded”….2006 car vs. 1984 pinto…CURLERS…enough said…kid hanging on for life…ohh and five on it that shes barefoot with no bra….ohh and pregnant…

  25. twinsmommy627

    #14 – you are misinformed. A baby needs to be 20 lbs AND at least one year old. It’s not an either/or thing. It is safer to keep infants rear facing until they max out the rear-facing limit on the car seat. For most seats, that limit is 30 lbs. She is a total idiot and should not be allowed to breed.
    – mother of twins who kept them rear facing until 3 years.

  26. spatz

    #20 i havent seen it yet because i try to keep my daily visits to brain-rotting/work distracting blogs down to one. and this is the one. hear that superficial guy?

    it looks like b spears snapped the spine of that kid to make it fit in that seat. fit godamn it. fit!

  27. Ari

    What an irresponsible cunt.

  28. Zed

    TOP 10 THINGS RIGHT ABOUT THIS PHOTO

    1. Britney has both hands on the wheel.
    2. Nice car.
    3. Sunny day.

    Sorry, can’t think of seven other things. They don’t exist. Everything else is wrong.

    TOP 20 THINGS WRONG ABOUT THIS PHOTO

    1. Britney Spears with a child and another on the way.
    2. rollers in public
    3. Britney’s fatness; huge shoulders
    4. Britney’s seatbelt across her waist (she’s pregnant); dangerous for Bit2
    5. Britney’s seatbelt removed from across her shoulder
    6. A large bottle of water upright in the front seat; can become a missile in a crash
    7. SP’s carseat installed incorrectly and facing the wrong direction
    8. SP insecurely placed in carseat
    9. position of SP’s head
    10. no hat on SP in hot California sun
    11. top down on convertible (dangerous for ill-fitting carseat passenger–SP)

    …did I mention Britney’s fatness, the unseemly rollers, and the fact that she’s Britney Spears with a child and another on the way? Count those as 12-20.

  29. That poor baby is going to get taken away from its parents. And it should before something happens to it.

  30. Shelley Bonnechance

    In baby seats, the rear-facing kind I used for my children had, of course, the straps that went over the head and clicked into the buckle. The straps were held in place by a gizmo that you slid up to the middle of the baby’s chest to keep them from slipping out of the seat if, God forbid, the car should roll.

    In forward-facing seats, the five-point harness operates on the same principle: the baby should be secured in there mid-chest so that she/he can’t loll forward like that. This lolling issue is why most forward-facing seats now have this five-point harness system.

    I am blathering on to say that I don’t think there’s any way this seat could be properly installed, or maybe it’s just the way poor little SP is installed in the seat…

    Because, God have mercy, LOOK AT HIM. In the convertible, no hat, lolling forward in his seat like a rag doll…The only thing that could make this look more wrong would be for SP to have a lit cigarette dangling from his lips and Marilyn Manson’s contact lenses.

  31. smokeyrobinson

    That baby looks done-zo.

  32. smokeyrobinson

    That baby looks done-zo.

  33. Tracy

    Am I the only person who sees the irony in the fact that the kid’s initials are SPF, and yet he’ll probably have skin cancer before he hits kindergarten?

  34. Yeah, and in a few months she’s going to have another one. I guess poor SP is just a “trial-and-error” child. She can barely handle this one…what’s she going to do with two?!?!?

  35. What is this white trash red neck driving a mini cooper for??? I am so glad she put the top down so the baby would not get burned. Where is K-Fed is he a parent to this kid at all??? Her baby is suppose to be her new religion, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. What did this kid do to deserve a “Mommy” like this?? I guess Sean Preston did not get Britney anything good for Mother’s Day and she is paying him back for it.

  36. waterranger

    #29 – she may have both hands on the steering wheel, but they are both together at the top of the wheel, which doesn’t give the driver very much control. They should be at 10 and 2 to make the “10 right things” list

  37. LilJenny

    I’m betting she picked up those curlers at a swap meet or flea market. I mean, come on! When is the last time you saw rollers in the store?

  38. Ringo5150

    If this kids survives to grow up I’m so sure he has got a seven figure book deal and a spot on Oprah in the bag !!!!

    “Oopps Mum did it again” – How I survived being Birtney’s child.

    Would anyone like to suggest some chapter names?

    ‘The day I discovered that Kev was in fact my Dad and not the pool boy’

  39. What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!

  40. Karibean

    What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!

  41. Karibean

    What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing in a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!

  42. PapaHotNuts

    I don’t think the baby has been fed in a couple of days and he’s trying to eat his own knee.

  43. PapaHotNuts

    I don’t think the baby has been fed in a couple of days and he’s trying to eat his own knee.

  44. Dee

    and with son beating down on him….poor tyke. he’s prob dehydrated..

  45. Dee

    and with son beating down on him….poor tyke. he’s prob dehydrated..

  46. chanel_bear

    the way of the car seat is questionable….maybe it really wasn’t stable backwards in that car or something, but the no hat thing is rather alarming. She’s going to give that kid skin cancer, or brain damage, or something.

  47. machsnell

    Please don’t blast me for this, but I think the reason that the police can’t do anything, is because that picture doesn’t prove that its Britney Spears. That could be any fat blonde with curlers. Britney or not that is one careless, stupid mother.

  48. Sdvora

    I might be a horrible person because this was my first thought: how is it fair that this bitch has so many cars?

  49. Ari

    @38 I bet you could still get curlers like that at WalMart.

    But why isn’t she wearing that stylish scarf over them?

    Low-class, irresponsible fucktard. Or fucktart. That works too.

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