Britney Spears is up to her crazy baby-killing antics again, and has been photographed with an improperly installed child safety seat facing forward instead of backwards.
“It’s far safer if the seat is facing backwards to avoid head-on injuries and whiplash in case of a collision,” said California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall. Spears, 24, “could be” cited for violating Section 27360 of the California Vehicle Code, which says child safety seats must be installed to comply with the federal standard. “We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” Marshall said. “It’s a bit of a gray area,” he added, because state code doesn’t specify the backward installation – a federal regulation does. Spears’ rep did not return calls for comment yesterday. “We strongly urge anyone who is uncertain of how to install a car seat to come down to one of our headquarters and get help. We offer that service free of charge,” said Marshall.
You’d think Britney Spears would have done a little research on how to raise a baby, but it really looks like she’s just winging the whole thing. At this rate the baby will end up tied to the hood of the car with rope, taped to the door, and possibly just placed in the trunk. Because hey, people can’t yell at you about your baby if they can’t actually see it.
ohyeahallie | May 16, 2006 at 5:22 pm
HAHAHA! THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE A RAG DOLL! and Britney looks like a grandma, what the hell.
gogoboots | May 16, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Interesting, I’ve seen this on like 4 different websites…she’s a bad mother, let’s move on, ok?
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 16, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Stupid bitch.
Haroof | May 16, 2006 at 5:25 pm
I’m more amazed at the fact that she can fit her fat ass in that car.
rick mcginnis | May 16, 2006 at 5:26 pm
I like the fact that she’s in a convertible, as well as the improper install – might as well give the poor little fucker a case of skin cancer to bring in to show and tell. Never let parenthood get in the way of living every hillbilly’s dream of “thuh gud lahf.” Peckerwood.
crazylittledancer | May 16, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I think that kid is dead. Oh, and nice rollers Britney.
waterranger | May 16, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Yeah, I’ve already seen this picture too.
I like her curlers though, THAT is a fashion statement and a half.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 16, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Then again, maybe she thinks that because her ass is so fucking fat these days that it will act as an airbag and protect him from impact.
That, or she keeps him facing forward so that she can yell at him: “You quitcher cryin’ or yer Mamma’s gonna make her hairdressin’ face atchoo in the mir’r!”
Stupid bitch.
luciteheels | May 16, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Next up – an investigative report on whether the kid is wearing sunscreen, what type, is it safe for babies, and whether she is reapplying it according to the instructions.
ScriptRadar | May 16, 2006 at 5:34 pm
“We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” [California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom] Marshall said.
What about the photo tickets given by those @#$!% photo traffic lights?
MeanNate | May 16, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Are we sure he isn’t already dead?
Mooserepellant | May 16, 2006 at 5:34 pm
BOUT TIME!! I submitted this HOURS ago!
BSLTC. whorebag that she is.
MiamiGoldenPantherr | May 16, 2006 at 5:35 pm
BRITNEY YOU REALLY DISGUST ME. I HOPE YOU DROP DEAD
everybodyfelix | May 16, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Once a baby reaches a year old, or 20 lbs, whichever comes first, the baby may face forward. Sometimes when babies fall asleep they topple over like that when facing forward. This does not make her a bad mother. The media should get their facts straight before causing a sensation over something like this.
Chrystal03 | May 16, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Does this kid ever wear shoes, next thing you know he’ll be walking barefoot through public bathrooms….
86 | May 16, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Who cares? Maybe she tried to put the seat in backwards but it wasn’t as stable that way in that car. No one knows!! At least he’s not in her lap this time.
bloodyvictim | May 16, 2006 at 5:37 pm
I don’t know what all the fuss is… that’s obviously a passed out Kevin Federline in the back, and i’m pretty sure the federal standard would be in favour of any position that could possibly cause him harm… or death… or maybe de-douching…
trophywife | May 16, 2006 at 5:41 pm
so this is her idea of “worshipping” her new religion, eh?? what a fucking idiot… she should get her ass kicked…
trophywife | May 16, 2006 at 5:41 pm
so this is her idea of “worshipping” her new religion, eh?? what a fucking idiot… she should get her ass kicked…
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 5:41 pm
This was all over Perez Hilton yesterday with 791 friggin posts all people debating car seat rules. SO boring. The best part is that Perez wrote over the baby’s head, “DROPPED ON HEAD”
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/caption_me/caption_me_rollin_with_my_rollers_20060515.php
ultra8201 | May 16, 2006 at 5:42 pm
I know it is wrong, but that picture is funny.
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DrDanny | May 16, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Too late. Baby Sean already dead.
So sad. hahahahahahahaha
Tatamo | May 16, 2006 at 5:45 pm
# 10…hahaha WORD….
Tatamo | May 16, 2006 at 5:49 pm
THAT PICTURE IS A UPSCALED VERION OF WHITE TRASH…white trash DELUXE you might call it…all the same “qualities” of white-trash but “upgraded”….2006 car vs. 1984 pinto…CURLERS…enough said…kid hanging on for life…ohh and five on it that shes barefoot with no bra….ohh and pregnant…
twinsmommy627 | May 16, 2006 at 5:51 pm
#14 – you are misinformed. A baby needs to be 20 lbs AND at least one year old. It’s not an either/or thing. It is safer to keep infants rear facing until they max out the rear-facing limit on the car seat. For most seats, that limit is 30 lbs. She is a total idiot and should not be allowed to breed.
– mother of twins who kept them rear facing until 3 years.
spatz | May 16, 2006 at 5:51 pm
#20 i havent seen it yet because i try to keep my daily visits to brain-rotting/work distracting blogs down to one. and this is the one. hear that superficial guy?
it looks like b spears snapped the spine of that kid to make it fit in that seat. fit godamn it. fit!
Ari | May 16, 2006 at 5:52 pm
What an irresponsible cunt.
Zed | May 16, 2006 at 5:53 pm
TOP 10 THINGS RIGHT ABOUT THIS PHOTO
1. Britney has both hands on the wheel.
2. Nice car.
3. Sunny day.
Sorry, can’t think of seven other things. They don’t exist. Everything else is wrong.
TOP 20 THINGS WRONG ABOUT THIS PHOTO
1. Britney Spears with a child and another on the way.
2. rollers in public
3. Britney’s fatness; huge shoulders
4. Britney’s seatbelt across her waist (she’s pregnant); dangerous for Bit2
5. Britney’s seatbelt removed from across her shoulder
6. A large bottle of water upright in the front seat; can become a missile in a crash
7. SP’s carseat installed incorrectly and facing the wrong direction
8. SP insecurely placed in carseat
9. position of SP’s head
10. no hat on SP in hot California sun
11. top down on convertible (dangerous for ill-fitting carseat passenger–SP)
…did I mention Britney’s fatness, the unseemly rollers, and the fact that she’s Britney Spears with a child and another on the way? Count those as 12-20.
ILovePapaSmurf | May 16, 2006 at 5:54 pm
That poor baby is going to get taken away from its parents. And it should before something happens to it.
Shelley Bonnechance | May 16, 2006 at 5:55 pm
In baby seats, the rear-facing kind I used for my children had, of course, the straps that went over the head and clicked into the buckle. The straps were held in place by a gizmo that you slid up to the middle of the baby’s chest to keep them from slipping out of the seat if, God forbid, the car should roll.
In forward-facing seats, the five-point harness operates on the same principle: the baby should be secured in there mid-chest so that she/he can’t loll forward like that. This lolling issue is why most forward-facing seats now have this five-point harness system.
I am blathering on to say that I don’t think there’s any way this seat could be properly installed, or maybe it’s just the way poor little SP is installed in the seat…
Because, God have mercy, LOOK AT HIM. In the convertible, no hat, lolling forward in his seat like a rag doll…The only thing that could make this look more wrong would be for SP to have a lit cigarette dangling from his lips and Marilyn Manson’s contact lenses.
smokeyrobinson | May 16, 2006 at 5:56 pm
That baby looks done-zo.
smokeyrobinson | May 16, 2006 at 6:00 pm
That baby looks done-zo.
Tracy | May 16, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Am I the only person who sees the irony in the fact that the kid’s initials are SPF, and yet he’ll probably have skin cancer before he hits kindergarten?
Astriastar | May 16, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Yeah, and in a few months she’s going to have another one. I guess poor SP is just a “trial-and-error” child. She can barely handle this one…what’s she going to do with two?!?!?
Karibean | May 16, 2006 at 6:15 pm
What is this white trash red neck driving a mini cooper for??? I am so glad she put the top down so the baby would not get burned. Where is K-Fed is he a parent to this kid at all??? Her baby is suppose to be her new religion, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. What did this kid do to deserve a “Mommy” like this?? I guess Sean Preston did not get Britney anything good for Mother’s Day and she is paying him back for it.
waterranger | May 16, 2006 at 6:22 pm
#29 – she may have both hands on the steering wheel, but they are both together at the top of the wheel, which doesn’t give the driver very much control. They should be at 10 and 2 to make the “10 right things” list
LilJenny | May 16, 2006 at 6:24 pm
I’m betting she picked up those curlers at a swap meet or flea market. I mean, come on! When is the last time you saw rollers in the store?
Ringo5150 | May 16, 2006 at 6:25 pm
If this kids survives to grow up I’m so sure he has got a seven figure book deal and a spot on Oprah in the bag !!!!
“Oopps Mum did it again” – How I survived being Birtney’s child.
Would anyone like to suggest some chapter names?
‘The day I discovered that Kev was in fact my Dad and not the pool boy’
Karibean | May 16, 2006 at 6:31 pm
What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!
Karibean | May 16, 2006 at 6:33 pm
What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!
Karibean | May 16, 2006 at 6:34 pm
What is this redneck, whitetrash piece of garabage doing in a Mini Cooper??? Good thing she put the top down so the kid would not get burned. Where is Kevin, is he a Father in all this? I thought her new religion was her baby, I hope she knows she is going to baby hell. I guess Sean Preston did not get “mommy” a good enough present for Mother’s Day, and “mommy” is getting him back. Bad Baby, Bad Baby!
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I don’t think the baby has been fed in a couple of days and he’s trying to eat his own knee.
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I don’t think the baby has been fed in a couple of days and he’s trying to eat his own knee.
Dee | May 16, 2006 at 6:42 pm
and with son beating down on him….poor tyke. he’s prob dehydrated..
Dee | May 16, 2006 at 6:43 pm
and with son beating down on him….poor tyke. he’s prob dehydrated..
chanel_bear | May 16, 2006 at 6:51 pm
the way of the car seat is questionable….maybe it really wasn’t stable backwards in that car or something, but the no hat thing is rather alarming. She’s going to give that kid skin cancer, or brain damage, or something.
machsnell | May 16, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Please don’t blast me for this, but I think the reason that the police can’t do anything, is because that picture doesn’t prove that its Britney Spears. That could be any fat blonde with curlers. Britney or not that is one careless, stupid mother.
Sdvora | May 16, 2006 at 6:57 pm
I might be a horrible person because this was my first thought: how is it fair that this bitch has so many cars?
Ari | May 16, 2006 at 6:57 pm
@38 I bet you could still get curlers like that at WalMart.
But why isn’t she wearing that stylish scarf over them?
Low-class, irresponsible fucktard. Or fucktart. That works too.