I’m not sure what has to be going through a person’s mind that they could leave their house forgetting to wear pants. Then again, I have no idea what’s going through Britney Spears’ mind period. If you could peek inside her brain I’m pretty sure you’d see a cartoon kitty taking a nap.
UPDATE: Want to see the view from the back? Of course not, but it’s right here if you’re interested.
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lol | August 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
lol
Blah | August 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
first…. weird….
bigsteamyone | August 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Skank Alert !!!
beyondmp3 | August 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Definitely trying too hard.
Jahn | August 29, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I can’t believe you’d say such things, she’s just trying to share her beautiful dimply ass with the world!
Superevil | August 29, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Is the a fucking mop on her head?
Ifuckinghateyou | August 29, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Easy access since she’s turning tricks on the corner for 25¢ a pop.
bob | August 29, 2007 at 12:18 pm
those fucking boots are back!!!!!
and fish, what is up with all the jokes about people have a kitten in their head?
Disgruntled Cow | August 29, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Actually, if you could see inside her head, my bet is you would see a small home made sign that says “This Space For Rent”… only it would be spelled wrong.
Sabrina | August 29, 2007 at 12:21 pm
GROSS!
Ifuckinghateyou | August 29, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#9 – like this “Thes spase fer wrunt”
Texas Tranny | August 29, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I wonder if she’s wearing pretty panties.
Tits McGee | August 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I love this. We look at some chic that is basically the same thing you’d find on the corner in front an Allsups in West Texas chewing gum with her mouth open and fried blonde hair.
Exception: The cuntry-girl wouldn’t be wearing those goddamned boots. JEEZ… I seriously want to rip those off her stinky white trash dirty little fat whore feet and burn those goddamned boots in front of her, dousing them with gasoline first… and screaming, “There! Ya see? Now you can’t wear them anymore!”
Inside her head: slow-moving intestinal worms.
Morning Wood | August 29, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She traded in the Italian greaser body guard for a bigger greasier brotha…
Why would you need pants if you are an ass head anyways?
big | August 29, 2007 at 12:25 pm
WTF is wrong with this child. Had to be bad upbringing.
SaraDevil | August 29, 2007 at 12:25 pm
What’s going through her mind? I’d say about a 12 knots. That’s what.
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Want to bite the hiney.
Jenna | August 29, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I’m wondering….did she not realize that this is just a long shirt and requires pants…………not one of those new short dresses? what is wrong with this bitch. besides all the obvious stupidity
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm
17- you are so cute. and by cute I mean a dirty sammich maker.
OH sweet sweet brit. Hump day just means…..ak, nevermind.
BigHead21 | August 29, 2007 at 12:31 pm
i wanna see her panties.WHERE THE PANTY SHOTS??? theres gotta be some.
Superevil | August 29, 2007 at 12:34 pm
11- Don’t forget the backwards e’s
YeaWhereAre PantyShots | August 29, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I agree with #20. The only thing that picture makes me want is a panty shot!~ How could the fish buy that pic with no panty shots? The Fish is not a professional organization.
Duchess of Dork | August 29, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Geez…
me | August 29, 2007 at 12:36 pm
this is not normal! she needs her head checked pronto!!
Marinika | August 29, 2007 at 12:36 pm
You didn’t even put the worst pics up. Check this out and sob for your mama.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478439&in_page_id=1773
jbird | August 29, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I’m not lez or anything, but you’ve got to admit that butt-cheek looks YUMMY!
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Great update! I’d love to slide my tongue between those luscious full cheeks. Yummy!
pointandlaugh | August 29, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Britney’s skankiness is a comfort in this ever-changing chaotic world. It is a rock. Ever-present, and unmoving.
“Hey y’all……does it feel breezy in here?”
BigHead21 | August 29, 2007 at 12:38 pm
after veiwing the pics from behind, i heartedly take that “wanna see her panties” statement back.
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Oh Holy Hell, I clicked on the link….:(
GodDamnShit'sChangedALotInAYear | August 29, 2007 at 12:43 pm
#29 I couldn’t resist it either. Her greatest crime was not growing up to look like a model. Who could possibly sell this plain Jane ordinary image, with serious sexual issues?
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 12:45 pm
FUCK YOU 27-
@25- jezus holy hellfire fuck crap damnation!!!!!! Seriously you guys, doesn’t she have SOMEBODY to tell her that that is a SHIRT?????? Her ass looks like the fake veggi/veggo’s face…..all flabby and white and sadly, out there for the public to see……
mdiz | August 29, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Worst ass ever!
crushed-x-beauty | August 29, 2007 at 12:46 pm
She forgot to put on her pants.
ella | August 29, 2007 at 12:47 pm
S L U T
Celeb Upskirts | August 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Panties? What panties? The Daily Mail left out the best picture (front upskirt flash).
jrzmommy | August 29, 2007 at 12:49 pm
*shakes head………..walks away*
Solaera | August 29, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Wouldn’t one notice if their ass was totally hanging out? X17.com has a closeup shot of her face and she only has one blue contact in. LMAO! Sweet jesus, what a trainwreck.
http://x17online.com/
bob | August 29, 2007 at 12:52 pm
is she wearing no underwear or just a thong? either way, it’s a filthy mess.
i’d like to say that this can’t be for real, but since it’s her, i know it is!
theoriginalmilf | August 29, 2007 at 12:52 pm
WTF is wrong with that girl? Odds are that next time she’ll have toilet paper hanging out of her ass (and perhaps little green men screaming out of her poopshoot, “Save us! We’re being swallowed by the moon!”).
lily | August 29, 2007 at 12:53 pm
lets hope she remembered to wear underware!
Um | August 29, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Oh dear God. I’m speechless.
pointandlaugh | August 29, 2007 at 12:57 pm
#40 BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I would pay good money to see her with TP coming out of her ass. LOLOL
BunnyButt | August 29, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Geez! It’s a sad day for Buttney when she’d lose to me in a hot ass contest. And she would. Not that that’s saying much for my ass.
Dr. Sigmund Freud | August 29, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Going outside with out pants on is a typical male nightmare. She must have penis envy.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 29, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Doesn’t anyone around her have the cojones to say, YOU’RE FUCKING ASS IS HANGING OUT………….AND IT’S AN UGLY ASS.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | August 29, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I’m done making fun of Britney, it’s redundant. Where the fuck is that hook nosed, wonky eyed slutbag Paris when you need her.
Sigmund Shadenfreude | August 29, 2007 at 1:07 pm
i’d still hit it…mmmm
craigj | August 29, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Brit, sweetheart, darling! As a dress that makes a terrific blouse, and would look fab with some Jessica Simpson-style jeans and boots … right you’ve already got the boots, but honey you forgot your jeans again! And after 2 kids honey, you do not have what it takes to pull that look together anymore.
You can take Britney out of the bayou, and since the divorce you can take the hillbilly out of Britney … wait … I forgot where I was going with this. Let’s just agree that she’s an inbreed country bumpkin, who’ll end up living as a half dress drunken chain smoking scank in a trailer park somewhere just west of Bogalusa LA with 8 kids from 5 husbands.
LL | August 29, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Yeah, I got nothin’… except she’s kinda channeling Courtney Love now, with the fugly clothes and the insane ranting and the aggression. Actually, has anybody checked to make sure Courtney Love and Britney Spears aren’t the same person? You note that they’re never pictured together, I say there’s a reason for that…