Britney Spears is “not yet fit” to participate in court hearings regarding her conservatorship. To bring everyone up to speed, after Brit’s second trip to Crazytown Mental Ward, her father Jamie was placed in control of her estate and is actually doing a bang-up job. Britney’s attorney Samuel Ingham spent 90 minutes yesterday talking to Commissioner Reva Goetz, according to the AP:
Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.
Just so I have this straight: Britney is unable to hear about her finances, but is allowed to have sex with her agent. Is Jamie Spears making sure her vagina stays open for the summer? If so, smart move what with it being vacation season and all. There’s never a more bonding experience than packing up the fam in a camper and visiting our national parks and vaginas. God bless Jamie Spears.
poop | May 30, 2008 at 11:15 am
OBVIOUSLY!
j-dawg | May 30, 2008 at 11:17 am
I wouldn’t hit that with a baseball bat
AvP | May 30, 2008 at 11:17 am
fuck, britney looks hot here!
IRANIJAMI | May 30, 2008 at 11:17 am
ok…what EXACTLY happened to her?!?!!?
havoc | May 30, 2008 at 11:18 am
And oily…….
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Steve | May 30, 2008 at 11:19 am
I would.
Mike Oxbhig | May 30, 2008 at 11:25 am
whatever…shes hot…and cute. Just young and needs the Bill Murray treatment. That and a good ol Kunte Kinte whipping!
sportsdvl | May 30, 2008 at 11:29 am
Ahh, too be young, rich and crazy….
deacon jones | May 30, 2008 at 11:31 am
Man, for some reason, after looking at these pics, I envisioned myself throwing her over a table, ripping that skirt up, and going to town.
Only for a second though
fygu | May 30, 2008 at 11:36 am
Anyone who wants to fuck her should cut off their dick.
What the fuck does it mean that her diagnoses isn’t complete??? It’s been HOW long? And they still can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with her, Stupid.
The White Urkle | May 30, 2008 at 11:36 am
I would so suck her pussy until her head caved in….Mmmmm, pussy sucking.
HDRoadkng | May 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
“Get in the truck bitch and bring your friend” Thats foreplay here in the south ya’ll
I’d hit ‘em both in the back of the truck
noneyobeezwax | May 30, 2008 at 11:39 am
i’d hit it, but that’s because i likes my bitches a little on the crazy side. no drama, no fun.
Auntie Kryst | May 30, 2008 at 11:40 am
Is it “harmful” to force her to act like an adult and take care of herself? Maybe it is financially harmful for the dozens of leeches profiting off the ride on her crazy train? Is it harmful to start drinking this early on Friday??
Steve | May 30, 2008 at 11:45 am
Pretty amazing scam being pulled off by her dad. He saw an opportunity and knocked everybody out of the way and made a successful money grab, and there’s no way he’ll let go. Didn’t care one bit that it was his daughter (either that, or it made it all the more gratifying). Cold blooded killa. Gotta love the guy!
The White Urkle | May 30, 2008 at 11:50 am
I wonder if she still shaves her pussy? Smooth pussy rocks!
To add insult to injury I would do Britny in the ass while I made her eat her friends pussy. I did that to my girlfriend once. She said she hated it but we all know different. Don’t we ladys.
andie | May 30, 2008 at 11:52 am
I’m telling you, schizophrenia kicks in and starts to show symptoms in the late teens to mid-twenties!
I would not doubt one bit if she’s seriously mentally ill. Has anyone heard what her actual diagnosis is? If she’s in treatment, what the hell is she in treatment for? Mental illnesses have NAMES, yo! What does she have? Anybody know?
They don’t put you on meds without a diagnosis. I bet she’s schizophrenic.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 30, 2008 at 11:52 am
It seems that everyone gets to fuck her. It’s just that, unlike the Simpson family, not every fucking involves a pearl necklace.
nipolian | May 30, 2008 at 11:52 am
“Is it harmful to start drinking this early on Friday??”
Not if your still going from last night.
FRIST!!! | May 30, 2008 at 11:56 am
This just goes to show that so-called “mental illness” is a total myth.
Ted from LA | May 30, 2008 at 11:58 am
She isn’t that hot. If she were, there would be a grease fire. And White Urkle,
is there anyone whose pussy/asshole you would suck “until their head caved in?” Give a rest. You’re a sick fuck. Get in therapy was Brit.
Ted from LA | May 30, 2008 at 11:58 am
She isn’t that hot. If she were, there would be a grease fire. And White Urkle,
is there anyone whose pussy/asshole you would suck “until their head caved in?” Give a rest. You’re a sick fuck. Get in therapy with Brit.
Auntie Kryst | May 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@19 Good point doctor, thanks for your diagnosis. I’m going to Irish up my coffee. Sláinte!!
sam | May 30, 2008 at 12:03 pm
It’s “ladies” White Urkle. you’re an idiot.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Hey, much like most ladies with an ounce of self respect, you guys need to lay off of White Urkle. Bullies…
nipolian | May 30, 2008 at 12:14 pm
#17- I was reading an artical in JAMA the other day about her and I believe the medical term for what she has is called “crazy as a shithouse rat.”
lunchboxx | May 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
@#3
what the fuck is wrong with your function???
i would never EVER EVER EVER EVER hit that even if she and i was the last people on earth!!!
HairCritic | May 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Now who shall be named the conservator of her hair extensions?? There IS a solution to the top 3″ of natural hair having no connection to the beautiful, long extensions…
HairCritic | May 30, 2008 at 12:43 pm
PS http://www.jordanalorraine.com/
Just Sayin | May 30, 2008 at 12:46 pm
the Britney Spears’ estate pays Jamie Spears $2,500 a week and gives him a leased car while he handles “Britney’s affairs”
McDonalds only paid him $250 a wk. (10 times less tax) No car.(no gas bill)
2 burgers 2 cokes per shift. (foods getting mighty expensive) and no Britney.
(nuff said)
All in all – I think he was better off before
BaldingBritney | May 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
What a coincidence! She’s still technically disgusting as well.
Onyx Blackman | May 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm
@ #7
So does just about every other major psychosis.
Kim | May 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I bet Justin Timberlake is kicking himself in the ass for letting all of that get away………………
Ted Mosby | May 30, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Britney wanted my nuts.
badger my lingo | May 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
What “probate case” are they talking about? Did someone fucking die?
Igottabemeeee | May 30, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Along with everything else I hate about this wench, why is she always so GREASY? McDonald french fry grease working its way out her pores?
Britney is Pathetic. | May 31, 2008 at 8:15 am
So she is unab le to care for herself, her finances and more importantly her OWN children; yet her conservator (AKA Daddy) is whoring her out to do televison, “comeback tours” (I’m laughing because she is such a joke, mentally ill or not). What is wrong with this picture?
Unfitney needs to take a year OFF and relax and get her mentally ill head together. Jesus, it isn’t that difficult. I hate these so celled celebs. Grrrr.
Missystar | May 31, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Love the old-lady makeup.
Pepsodental | May 31, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Nowhere but in America is it “beautiful” to have teeth as white as sugar… Far too fake-looking for most of us europeans. Britney is okay thoug =)
Cougar Texas | June 1, 2008 at 12:17 am
She has rockin legs, I gotta give her that much. I would like to suggest that her stylist start doing their job and buy this hieffer some OIL BLOTTING SHEETS that she can carry in her purse. ICK.
Anonymous | June 2, 2008 at 11:29 am
Lmao.Check out that wide load (referring to her ass in the 4th photo). She’s not hot at all. She’s a washed up dipshit who can’t learn to keep her legs closed. Now she’s fucked herself over w/ her mentality,her inability to sing,act & dance, her ruined reputation,her loser husband and her two children who will be scarred for life by all the drama & problems caused by their parents.
-Anonymous
IWONKY | June 3, 2008 at 2:13 am
Britney: “Y’AAALLLL?……………………….”Y’AAALLLL!!!”
I’m still laughin’.
Lulu | February 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Go Britney!!