- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
- Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater]
- Kevin Federline got fat because he was depressed about Britney. Here I thought it was because bacon is delicious and working is hard. [dlisted]
- Katy Perry thinks she’s Lady GaGa now, too. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Nick Cannon is jealous filmmakers want to hire Mariah Carey instead of him. But he was in that show! About that guy. (I sincerely can’t name a damn thing Nick Cannon was in.) [Celebslam]
- Conan O’Brien still thinks working with NBC is a good idea? INAPPROPRIATE. Tell me I’m not the only one who remembers that sketch. [Just Jared]
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner figured out the secret how to make marriage work. — It’s orgies, isn’t it? I knew it! [PopSugar]
- Greg Oden apologizes for his penis. [The Blemish]
- Pink mocks Beyonce for selling out? Really? I had no idea Pink was selling her albums out of the trunk of a car in an organic yogurt field. [Bossip]
- Heidi Montag is buying her mom plastic surgery for Mother’s Day. Of course. [ICYDK]
Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter
Favorite Conan sketch ever:
Guy 1: So I spend the weekend in Connecticut with my grandmother.
Guy 2: Ooooo kinky. mmmmm
Guy 1: What?
Clive Clemmons: Inappropriate!
Fake, this is a joke. Don’t be fooled. These are not her real tits. Thanks to inventions like http://www.softer-ware.com/ she goes out and puts them on as a joke because she knows the paparazzi will be there. If you look you can even tell they look like the softer-ware fake tits.
Tits don’t sag like that either. Thats not natural.
Fake, this is a joke. Don’t be fooled. These are not her real tits. Thanks to inventions like http://www.softer-ware.com/ she goes out and puts them on as a joke because she knows the paparazzi will be there. If you look you can even tell they look like the softer-ware fake tits.
Tits don’t sag like that either. Thats not natural.
That’s not Calabasas. It’s Woodland Hills, at Ventura and Winnetka, across from Taft HS. More her kind of neighborhood.
Well, you know, when I thought up the whole “breast” thing I had something else in mind. You know, like perky little chestmeats that stood up against everything mother nature (pretty hot herself) could throw at it. Something here went horribly wrong though and I guess I never gave much thought to the whole “gravity” thing and how it would affect these beauties. Well, they were beautiful at one point, but now it kind of appears that the downspouts are clogged with leaves. Anyhow, if you like big wrinkly nipps that remind you of a big zinfandel (leather, cigar box, bicycle tire air) then this is your thing. Go for it. Look, I have to fail sometimes otherwise you’d never appreciate the really good ones. Besides, if everyone sported super perfect tits, I’d have a boner all the time and would never get around to calling grandmothers to heaven.
@21. Janet
Agreed. Actually there’s a problem with the entire head area. Once that gets fixed and something done about those wonky tits, she could be pretty hot.
@ 24, 25, 26. TRUTHIS
Are you seriously comparing these pictures to the ones of Venus Williams’ sweaty wedgy in her cottage cheese disaster of an ass proudly displayed in motion for the whole world to see? You gotta know how to pick your fights man. I know you’re still all bitter about the slavery and stuff, but that’s just a terrible argument.
Now, I am not hating on Brit or anything but damn, it looks like the crazy is coming back. I think it is the dead eyes, the brown rat’s nest hair and receding hairline that is doing it. I hope I am wrong but she looks as if she is one frap away from umbrella rage.
Britney still loves Starbucks.
Nick Cannon was in Drumline. Don’t ask.
Heidi an’ her mom jis’ like Kanye and his mom.
John Mayer is dating Taylor Swift?? That is so hot!! Hopefully she’s tight enough that he won’t chew her up and spit her out too quick.
If this skank had ever ever appeared on the Sienfeld show, Jerry would have called her a “low nippler”
I juzt want
2/no
Y
that hair
iz
her
favorite style?>?
………………………….
I don’t get it!!!!
WHOA WTF since when is Taylor Stiff hot?…Sounds like that whole catholic schoolgirl kiddie-fetish shyt again to me..oh well – free country
This chick is soooo ugly. She has a revolting face. she looks so old like 20 years older than her actual age.
Where are all these “curves” I see everyone talk about?
She has NO curves at all, she is built like a dude. But at least she has those huge linebacker legs covered up for once.
omg all u hATR r fat n jelous of her looks and body. she looks better than dried up hags like cindy crawford and gwen stefani and chrstina fagilia. Britney is the most beatiful woman in the world. she is a godesss. bow down haters and freaks. she is earning more money than u who collect yr welfare check.
Nice hairline and downward pointing tits Britney.
But I feel bad for you, turning 60 is always hard.
I’d lick her from top to bottom. Then again, I’m horny as hell and would say the same of most decent-looking women.
Oh noes some illiterate called us fat n jelus haTrs! Typical that a drooling retard would defend the Queen of the drooling retards. Miss Shitstain Smears looks like ass, like usual. How anyone can find her retarded, glazed, cracked-out pig face attractive is beyond me, and her body is nothing to write home about. The fivehead is also disturbing, along with the wonky tits, and those hamhocks she calls legs. Maybe if Shitty would put down the Crappuccinos she might lose a pound or two, but God forbid this heifer go five minutes without sucking back some oversweetened nastiness or stuffing some junk food in her cock holster mouth! No self-control, no self-respect, and filthy, repugnant and undoubtedly repulsive to all five senses. I’d like to whip a cantaloupe at her empty little head, it’s not like it could cause brain damage or anything since she doesn’t HAVE a brain. And all her money isn’t enough to make me jealous of a 28 year old who is so fucking retarded that she cannot even be in charge of her own affairs…how pathetic. They’ll have to institutionalize her worthless ass in 10 years max, once she can’t pull off the “sexy” thing any more…although IMO heifer needs to be put out to pasture now, since she’s about as alluring as a scorching case of genital warts (which I’m sure she has, along with every other STD in the book).
So inbred looking and sloppy. She shot her load at 23.
If you like Britney, you ARE a loser.
Case closed.
Plastic surgery isn’t just for making them bigger, you can also make them happy.
Boobie sad :(
calling all britney haters (or lovers) check out the “MAKE HER LOOK FAB” contest held by SwimSpot. Your chance to tell Britney how you really feel, and pick out a bikini….or maybe a one piece that works for her! Contest ends 1/31…so show your love or hate for BRITNEY today!
The “pig” man she married depressed over her or as confused and insane as her over what’s depression and what’s lazing, preying on women? His lawyer went to court to claim jobless to be fed with childcare support and abused it on weight-reducing program? If you are jobless, you have all the time in the world to jog around the whole of America, you need to spend any money on fitness center? What a shame for society to encourage such “pig” with even legal system being abused!
WTF, those tits are weird, is like the nipples are desperately seeking the floor !.. Wear a bra for fuck sake ! or a black shirt… Can t understand how come this girl is convinced she looks fine without a bra, women with large (natural) breast MUST wear a bra ! unless it s a siliconed fill boob, then you can go around without a bra ..Britney please, change your hairdo, makes you look like shit your head is too big, you re getting bald… People, these are good sings, when one doesn t care about it s looks, this means depression… Crazy britney is about to pop out ! yaaaaaaay
SHE LOOK LIKE AN AUNT
Britney looks great.
Her latest nude photos here – http://www.nudebritney.org
Looks like she has lost some weight?!
Low fat and calories frappuccino is the new diet drink.
It must have been a helluva job for her.But. . . I’d see a good start.Who knows where this will end.
Wow! Da front looks very promising.What about da booty?!
that makes this olddog howl,that is grade A fine snapper
You think when they put those implants in they would have lined them up with her nipples. But I guess they would have been too close to her belt then. It’s well known she had them done unless you believe she grew 3 cup sizes while on simmer break from disney
she’s in shape and the body looks good. maybe i have low standards……
i like your blog very much.Thanks for sharing information