Britney Spears still hates bras and other news

- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]

- Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater]

- Kevin Federline got fat because he was depressed about Britney. Here I thought it was because bacon is delicious and working is hard. [dlisted]

- Katy Perry thinks she’s Lady GaGa now, too. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nick Cannon is jealous filmmakers want to hire Mariah Carey instead of him. But he was in that show! About that guy. (I sincerely can’t name a damn thing Nick Cannon was in.) [Celebslam]

- Conan O’Brien still thinks working with NBC is a good idea? INAPPROPRIATE. Tell me I’m not the only one who remembers that sketch. [Just Jared]

- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner figured out the secret how to make marriage work. — It’s orgies, isn’t it? I knew it! [PopSugar]

- Greg Oden apologizes for his penis. [The Blemish]

- Pink mocks Beyonce for selling out? Really? I had no idea Pink was selling her albums out of the trunk of a car in an organic yogurt field. [Bossip]

- Heidi Montag is buying her mom plastic surgery for Mother’s Day. Of course. [ICYDK]

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