- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
- Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater]
- Kevin Federline got fat because he was depressed about Britney. Here I thought it was because bacon is delicious and working is hard. [dlisted]
- Katy Perry thinks she’s Lady GaGa now, too. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Nick Cannon is jealous filmmakers want to hire Mariah Carey instead of him. But he was in that show! About that guy. (I sincerely can’t name a damn thing Nick Cannon was in.) [Celebslam]
- Conan O’Brien still thinks working with NBC is a good idea? INAPPROPRIATE. Tell me I’m not the only one who remembers that sketch. [Just Jared]
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner figured out the secret how to make marriage work. — It’s orgies, isn’t it? I knew it! [PopSugar]
- Greg Oden apologizes for his penis. [The Blemish]
- Pink mocks Beyonce for selling out? Really? I had no idea Pink was selling her albums out of the trunk of a car in an organic yogurt field. [Bossip]
- Heidi Montag is buying her mom plastic surgery for Mother’s Day. Of course. [ICYDK]
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pimp | January 27, 2010 at 4:41 pm
this ass i would eat…only because i don’t wanna look at her face…
http://www.popduds.com/ | January 27, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I loved the INAPPROPRIATE sketch! Although whenever I quote that, nobody gets my reference..
G | January 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm
and that’s why her boobs look the way they do.
huh | January 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm
@ #2
I dont get it
whatever | January 27, 2010 at 5:01 pm
not only are all her private parts appropriately covered, she’s in shape and the body looks good. maybe i have low standards, but i think britney’s doing just fine…
Jonathan | January 27, 2010 at 5:04 pm
She is a mad cow and her udders need’a milkin!
@2 … i dont get it
Erica | January 27, 2010 at 5:05 pm
She’s in great shape right now. Hasn’t been this tight since her young days, no?
agreed | January 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm
i can deal with nipples. remember, this is britney – it could be infinitely worse.
M | January 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Wow, her body is looking great. I’m surprised. She should keep it up.
PLEASE POST THE GREG ODEN NAKED PICTURES!!!! PLEASE POST THE GREG ODEN NAKED PICTURES!!!! PLEASE POS | January 27, 2010 at 5:10 pm
PLEASE POST THE GREG ODEN NAKED PICTURES!!!!
PLEASE POST THE GREG ODEN NAKED PICTURES!!!!
PLEASE POST THE GREG ODEN NAKED PICTURES!!!!
Randal | January 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm
They’ll always be that one thing that keep Britney Spears in the spotlight and it’s her natural, girl next door look that she pulls off time and again. She looks great in those jeans, fills them out perfectly with her motherly curves.
Randal
BeeBee | January 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
You know, she doesn’t look terrible here. But she still has “crazy face” she should really just break down and shell out the extra dough for a make-up artist.
huh | January 27, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Randal, “motherly curves”?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Codiac Bear | January 27, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Her hair and clothes always look bad, but she’s in great shape right now and I’m jealous.
Also, I want to punch Pink the face for making fun of B!!
Rough's goodwill tour | January 27, 2010 at 5:32 pm
What sort of free-wheeling simpleton send any girl pictures of their Johnson’s….
Yeah baby! | January 27, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Thanks for posting more Britney boobs. I could care less if she’s crazy, I love them thangs.
And the headlights are always a kick.
More Britney, please. And boobs.
INAPPROPRIATE! | January 27, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I loved that sketch as well. :)
Kelley | January 27, 2010 at 5:48 pm
hahaha, inappropriate. I still say that to this day. I even annoy myself.
Kristen | January 27, 2010 at 5:51 pm
I really can’t think of anything rude to say. Her body looks awesome.
Dalton | January 27, 2010 at 5:51 pm
The Clive Clemmons Inappropriate Response Channel was the best TV channel ever.
Janet | January 27, 2010 at 5:56 pm
HOLY RECEDING HAIRLINE!!!!!! BANGS. britney should ALWAYS have bangs covering her forehead. other than that, she’s in great shape :)
Janet | January 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm
HOLY RECEDING HAIRLINE!!!!!! BANGS. britney should ALWAYS have bangs covering her forehead. other than that, she’s in great shape :)
Catani | January 27, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I can only say one thing. She is 100% pure average. Not ugly …but definately not good looking. If there’s one thing that bothers me though is …Woman…you have milions of dollars….got those god damn nipples fixed. It’s really creepy
TRUTHIS | January 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm
SHE is in great shape, but Williams was the recipient of all the vile comments?
TRUTHIS | January 27, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Oh I forgot, on Spears, thick thighs are attractive cause she is white. Forgive the mix up.
TRUTHIS | January 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Also, have you looked at some of the thicker volleyball players when they are in motion? Their bodies do the same thing that Venus’ body did. The only difference is that her skin is dark.
We get it! No need to go on and on with the tirade. Black skin repulses white people. Its a good thing the sisters are happily dating the Black men who find them attractive. They are not asking any of the white people on this site to find them attractive.
Thank the Lord, that these sisters are gifted athletes who are comfortable in their skin and race. Plus they are millionaires to boot.
dontneedone | January 27, 2010 at 6:12 pm
@#25, its not just cuz she is white, but also because she is at best average. she is non threatning to the losers on this site. i mean britney looks gross here, she is not in great shape, she just happens to be covering up her flabbiness. and her breasts are nothing to talk about. her head is huge, her hair is gross, her jeans look too tight, and not tight in a good way, tight like she forced herself into them. if jeans had a voice hers would cry and scream and beg for mercy.
Clay | January 27, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I think she’s wearing a bra. I just think she’s nipping out hardcore. You could cut glass on those things.
Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I’m glad she’s getting back into great shape! Good for her. I do wish she would take care of her skin, hair, and makeup…isn’t she only 28? There’s still time! http://bit.ly/3hBmU <—I miss this Britney
Miss Cleo | January 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm
HAS NO ONE EVEN NOTICED THE TRASH BAG WINDOW?
adelaide dancing | January 27, 2010 at 6:43 pm
how much you wanna bet that k-fed will be launching a weight loss product some time in the not too distant future? haha
Analeigh | January 27, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I know it shouldn’t but it always amazes me how lighting and makeup can transform Brit into a pop princes, and then you see her normally and there are so many girls who look better – but she is looking a lot more put together than usual lets hope that starbucks wasn’t paid for by her staff – and at least its a small frap!
anonymoose | January 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm
what’s with the toddler-sized clothing?
wouldn’t body paint be more comfortable?
does she not know how to find clothes that fit?
missywissy | January 27, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I don’t get it. I’ve never seen so many people write nice things about Britney. Is it because she lost weight? Must be the same people that drove a 23 year old to have more surgery than Cher.
gen | January 27, 2010 at 7:48 pm
She looks great!! I’m very critical of her, and it always annoys me when women are like “HEY SHE’S HAD KIDS”. Um, yea, so have 50% of other celebrities. But I legitimately think her body looks gooood.
well | January 27, 2010 at 8:02 pm
hmm well I don’t personally love Brit – but she does actually have talent – unlike the girl who had more surgery in one go – than Cher has had in her lifetime – I think people are just happy that she isn’t breast feeding a child while on crack
dancy | January 27, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I just think she’s nipping out hardcore. OMG!!!!!! I strongly recommend****Plus Flirt___ c*O*m ****to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women.
Dumbass Shitney | January 27, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Someone PLEASE tell shitney that her dried up floppy tits are NOT attractive, and could she PLEASE wear a bra? I’m surprised daddy spears allows her to walk around like this all the time; I sense a head shaving & snatch flashing about to happen…
Fagggottttt Randal BLOWS | January 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm
I see Randal the delusional faggggotttt is posting here again. Dude is probably locked in his mommy’s basement; he’s definitely never been laid…
Fagggottttt Randal BLOWS | January 27, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I see Randal the delusional faggggotttt is posting here again. Dude is probably locked in his mommy’s basement; he’s definitely never been laid…
Awsome | January 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Now I wouldn’t recommend using Britany as a role model for women and girls over 17years of age everywhere… But if they can model her for this.
NO BRA WEARING FOREVER ANYWHERE WOOOOO!!!!
sdfsdfds | January 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Maybe John is counseling Taylor on her VERY OBVIOUS anorexia.
buy r4ds | January 27, 2010 at 9:36 pm
now there will be so many comments hate comments after this but leave the poor girl alone .
god she was just going to dance studio lol
Porn Video | January 27, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I think Britney was actually picking up the new version of Auto-Tune.
Still waiting on that Britney porn video though.
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Richard McBeef | January 27, 2010 at 10:41 pm
@45 – Fuck you, fuck your wishes
what’s up with her sevenhead?
hank | January 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm
On a separate note, Taylor Swift is dating douchey-mcdouche? That is so it, I am never going to be nice to another hot chick. Ever. Not even after she gives me the best sex of my life.
Stupid | January 27, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Her god damn nipples are aiming at the ground, how can that be good news. You people must be blind.
Veronica | January 27, 2010 at 11:08 pm
isn’t Britney at Starbucks with brunette hair one (two?) of the First Warning Signs.
Crazy Britney is coming back for the summer.
shusha | January 27, 2010 at 11:33 pm
her body is tighter but her face if fucking nasty. i’ve seen better in my local Walmart.