Britney Spears still hates bras

June 19th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Britney Spears continued her two-nippled war on bras while shopping in London yesterday, and is anyone else actually not hating these pics? Me too. They’re almost soothing in a warm, comfy “I bet if I owned an ice cream truck I could impregnate this chick” kind of way.


  1. gigi

    omg…. is she pmsing or something?!?! [they get extra big & pokey @ those times] so frigging gross & cowish… since she can obviously afford bras, I guess there’s some evil master plan behind this bovine crap

  2. Narcissistic Personality Disorder

    @45 – FAIL. Try again.

  3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder

    Hardcovers are too expensive and “pesky”…..


  4. Aristotrash

    I think her necklace is giving her a rash …

  5. Dale Kinsey

    Call me Dale. I like her nipples and thank you for posting the photos. They remind me of a girl I used know.

  6. Amy Shut The F--k Up

    That’s all.

  7. Brussels Airlines

    Hopefully they’ll lose her luggage, and she’ll have to go to the store and buy some makeup.

  8. RtSS

    Damn it ‘fish…

    I got wood over these. I swore I would never have a whack attack over saggy tits Britney ever again. But, those nips are invigorating. Excuse me a moment while I looke at them again, in ‘full size’ mode.

  9. RtSS

    [Spoiler Alert]

    I betcha she’s wearing Granny panties underneath those elastic waistband ‘sweats’ she’s got on. Uggh, I just threw-up in my mouth a litlle bit.

  10. RtSS

    Wait for it…

    Wait for it…

    Wait for it…

    ASC — Amy Sucks Cock!

  11. friendlyfires

    You know, if Britney wants to, she can be the hottest MILF this side of Heidi Klum. The difference is, Heidi IS unattainable. Britney still looks like that slutty Mom across the street you caught your older brother pulling his jerky to, scarring your eyes and frontal lobes into seventy eight lifetimes. So you went across the street and banged that MILF for Salem Ultra Lights 100s, just to even the score.

  12. RtSS

    @25: Yes, but does Amy like and do anal?

    How ’bout it Amy, are you a poopchute packing kinda gal? Yes, I checked out your facebook page, and you are hot… Definitely doable, if I had duct-tape to tape your mouth shut, as you do go on, and on, and on, and on about everything that is Amy.

  13. Rhialto

    I’ve the impression that she’s proud on her nipples and boobs! We have to encourage this,it’s good for her self esteem!

  14. Nero

    Are her nipples in erect state? Or has that even still yet to come? *Gasp*

  15. kairi

    dude, nipples work in strange ways… it’s like.. you have sausage-like nipples or huge puffy ones and then the gifted people with about 34-c or d cup breasts and rather normal portioned nipples. Men never really have to worry about it. The most reason why women- or young women dislike showing their breasts is because of the nipple size. Completely true, do not deny it.
    It’s quite the awkward fact.

    :/ I think we feel singled out.

    thus : the nipple rant.
    go on, laugh. :p

  16. captain america


  17. Pistol Pete

    I would suck her nipples anyday. Brits come to my place and show my wife how to fuck.

  18. Me parece la mujer mas sensual del mundo…

  19. Cochino James

    She looks particularly decent here for some reason.

    @ #68 – No mames guey!

  20. I think Britney’s future is presaged in the following comic.

  21. WhotheFUCKcares

    please go away Amy. I’ve only seen you on two of these posts and I’d really like to not see you again. Kthanksbye.

  22. Amy

    there would be nothing better for me then to have a little back door action with you.
    I am sure you are a hunk

  23. Your mom

    What a fukin madonna wannabe, cant wait till those fatbags are slapping on her gut

  24. sunglassess

    @49 who are those sunglasses by, please I need to know!!!!

  25. stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats the Titney we all love.

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