Britney Spears still hates bras

June 19th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Britney Spears continued her two-nippled war on bras while shopping in London yesterday, and is anyone else actually not hating these pics? Me too. They’re almost soothing in a warm, comfy “I bet if I owned an ice cream truck I could impregnate this chick” kind of way.

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Comments (74)

  1. Nick | June 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Well, she’s wearing panties. That’s a start – give her time and in a decade she’ll be normal again.

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  2. Nick | June 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Well, she’s wearing panties. That’s a start – give her time and in a decade she’ll be normal again.

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  3. huh? | June 19, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    First !

    Droopy Nipple….

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  4. glace neuf | June 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    i’d hit it, low nipple placement and all!

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  5. Me | June 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    I’m glad she hates bras cause I love tits!

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  6. Max Planck | June 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    One points this way…the udder doesn’t.

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  7. Death2Speidi | June 19, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    I love the fanatical black woman in the background of Pic # 6. Seriously? Relax.

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  8. gh | June 19, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I’ll say it again. I almost don’t recognize BritKnee without a cigarette in her hand.

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  9. jim | June 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    “…is anyone else actually not hating these pics?”

    Uh, only some 14 year old who hasn’t discovered his daddy’s stash, yet. Or sheep. I can’t imagine a human baby would know what those are.

    Gross.

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  10. Crazy Oldie | June 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    nice eraser heads!

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  11. me | June 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I don’t understand what’s gross about her breasts at all. They’re pretty damn perfect for non-artificial ones.

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  12. Tits | June 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    #6…fucking hilrious!! Great comment.

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  13. RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Maybe she uses them the way a water witch uses a stick… if they point down, there’s a McDonald’s close by…

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  14. Maniacfive | June 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Thats fine, Brit can keep not wearing bras, its an easy example for my girlfriend. “If your nips are like britneys, you’re dumped.”

    “Also, if you get fat”

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  15. Amy | June 19, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    #13…This marks the first time you have ever made me laugh. Congrats.

    I hate not wearing a bra…no support=back pain. Plus, why does her nipples stick out so far? Is this some phenomenon that happens after children? I’m just curious.

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  16. Tad Bit Tipsy | June 19, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    I wonder if she understands the gravity of this situation.

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  17. Ella | June 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Does she know that there are bras available that can support a larger chest, yet does not have underwire (assuming it’s why she doesn’t wear bras)?

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  18. crazypants | June 19, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    I don’t understand the bitcghing – her tits look great and the nipples are mouth-wateringly alluring.

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  19. Giggles | June 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    No bras, wonky nipples, tattoos everywhere. Before we know it, she’ll be considered white trash.

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  20. RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    #15 -Well let me just scratch THAT off of my bucket list… when does my plaque arrive?

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  21. Spanky Spangler | June 19, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    And she also hates hygiene,common sense, and expensive clothes so who cares? When is she gonna do another sex tape the other one is such poor quality.

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  22. Danny | June 19, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    What’s with the papparazzi wearing helmets?

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  23. Deacon Jones | June 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    @20
    HAHAHAHA! Fucking great

    And BTW Amy, I checked out your myspace, you’re not bad. You’re welcome.

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  24. Kelley | June 19, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    No. 19 … she already IS white trash … DUMB white trash … for all her fame and money (zero talent), she always looks like a $2.00 cherry.

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  25. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    It has become increasingly apparent that the female named Amy suffers from a complex in which posting a personal myspace page is a cry for affirmation from strangers and yet, exhibits a pattern of traits and behaviors which signify infatuation and obsession with one’s self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one’s gratification, dominance and ambition.

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  26. Ummm | June 19, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Her nipples are falling down…

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  27. RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    #25 – A-M-Y has N-P-D? OMG!!!

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  28. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    @27 – You down with NPD? Yea, you know me! ; )

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  29. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    And I was trying to be very H.P. Smith about it.

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  30. Stuey | June 19, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    She’s got nipples like some midget fists.

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  31. Oh Yeah! | June 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    I for one am glad to see Britney’s nipples back in the news.

    More please only without the shirt.

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  32. Oh Yeah! | June 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    I for one am glad to see Britney’s nipples back in the news.

    More please only without the shirt.

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  33. Erin | June 19, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    With nipples that big she should be wearing a bullet proof vest…GROSS!!

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  34. Amy's tutor | June 19, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Amy you ignorant slut, “why does her nipples stick out that far”?. Moron. You say without a bra you get back pain. Man you must be one lousy physical speciman. Wait until you are 30. I doubt you will live very long. Sorry. Couldn’t happen to a nicer caste being a lawyer wanna-be and all.

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  35. RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    #29 – Reeeeeaaaally… I hated that little fucking rodent… but that fact that you even know who HPS is means you know the location of both the ottoman and the hairy kiwis…

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  36. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    @35 – Did you know you can use a hairy kiwi as a key to an underground lair?

    I think that I shall never see
    A poem lovely as a tree

    With ‘possums clinging to each limb
    Like tiny, pink-tailed cherubim.

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  37. d | June 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Don’t blame her. Hell, SHE CAN’T SEE THEM!

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  38. Amy | June 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    #34 and # 25: You’re both about as cool as taking a bath with your dad. Also, “Amy’s Tutor,” you make absolutely no sense. How about you go home, open a book, and read in your spare time. Maybe even do a few sentence diagrams. Then come back and “attempt” to administer another “zing” without getting laughed at? MMM kay? Thanks. Bye bye now.

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  39. Marnie | June 19, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    I like that she’s wearing the “Britney Spears” velour sweatpants that were sold on the tour.

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  40. britneysucks | June 19, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    #11 Congrats on having the lowest standards ever. Please go ride the short bus home from school now.

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  41. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @38 – your NPD is showing. It’s not attractive.

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  42. mikeock | June 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    tits, scmits – let’s see some taco

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  43. RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    “You’re both about as cool as taking a bath with your dad…”

    If you flip through the pages of your “Comebacks That Make You Cool While Blogging” book any faster, you’ll set it ablaze… that said, I give your comment about a 6. Good job.

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  44. Moto Rola | June 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    She looks udderly hot.

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  45. Narcissistic Personality Disorder | June 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    I give that comeback a 4 because of the “mmmkay” and the ‘bye bye now’

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  46. Dan Cosgrove | June 19, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    She’d better start tucking those puppies in if she doesn’t want to kick them while dancing in a few years.

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  47. Ashley | June 19, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Britney has some fantasTITS. Nce and full and they look great out of a bra. I love her jumbo nipples.

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  48. Amy | June 19, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    #43, Eh. I thought it was better than a 6. Maybe if I had that pesky book…..why helllooo there half.com. Paperback? Yes please. Hardcovers are too expensive nowadays.

    #45, Howard the Duck is on tv. Thought you might like to know. Better run.

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  49. Iambananas | June 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    OMG I have those sunglasses!!!

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  50. Rodney | June 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    LEAVE BRITNEY’S DROOPING WALL EYED TITS ALONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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