Britney Spears still hasn’t removed her wedding ring yet, although I don’t see how anybody is looking at her hands when she’s always got her gigantic new jugs on display. There could be an astronaut having a laser gun fight with a cowboy in the background and if you showed me these pictures of her arriving at Sony Studios in New York I’d still be like, “You’re right, her new breasts are amazing.” Then I’d do that thing where you make helicopter noises and pretend to rub your face between them. You can’t teach class like that.
88) OMG, that is horrid, and, well, horribly true. *gak*
89) Fuck. LMFAO!!!
krisdylee, that bird picture that your kid drew kills me every time. And I visit your site often just to freak out over the naked yoga. Is that you??? You ARE bendy and bold.
Ok,Ok…now-There is way to flash a little clevage and it look hot.Britney’s attempt is far from it,they are hanging out of her top-it looks ghetto and nasty.She still has alot of cleaning up to do.Not impressed.
#98 … yes, you can “be.”
Britney just needs a good nail job. Other than that, she looks amazing.
Her boobs look natural. I hope she makes her comeback
11. you assume that princess of the trailer park’s kids would be smart enough to find a nipple. I suspect not.
24. I see a special section on the Plastic Surgery Disaster’s website for her in the near future. Tara Reid, look out.
42. I believe the term is “jumped the shark”
46. at least she won’t have to worry about blunt force trauma when those boobs swing out and smuck her upside the head. brain cells can’t die twice.
52. you give me a chubby baby..
68. I for one would pay big for a PPV series with all these cum receptacles fighting the death..
She lost wight. She looks great now.
And she got her own team
Team Britney T-shirts
has anyone mentioned that she’s been wearing those same fugly gold shoes every single day.
I reaalllly hate to say it but she looks like Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction :(
I suspect she planned this whole thing:
–suddently marry a nobody
–pump out 2 babies asap
–look like trash the whole time
–play up how in love she is etc etc
–help the poor guy try to reach his career dream
–as soon as 2nd kid born … shed the weight she’s carried around the entire marriage
–dump the poor guy the minute his poor album is released and he is making appearances on his own
–start looking as great as she is able to
She’s not stupid. She looks sinister is the post filing pics and vids. I feel sorry for the guy. All he had to do was kiss her ass. I think he probably did but she had her plan and he was just in the way. She now has her two babies and some poor bum who doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell to fight her. She’s wickedly smart.
thats right, she’s smart. her and jessica simpson are Mensa material big time. forget about the
- dropping kid on his head
- driving with car seat face forward
- driving with kid getting blasted in back seat of convertible
- driving with kid in lap
lets not confuse being a fuck-toy with being a human being. there are lots of people i’d screw but wouldn’t pee on if they were on fire.
#111 no one said she was mensa material or a perfect mother. She is worth $300M at 25 while you are just some dumb fuck whose parents have an internet connection.
You stupid bastards…she just had a baby & is breastfeeding which makes your boobs HUGE.
I am all for trashing celebs, BUT
As for her looking old, she married a shit bag, had two kids, and got divorced in less than 2 years. What do you think you would look like?
Anyone who’s saying she’s hot again has some pretty low standards. She looks like SHIT. Sure she’s lost weight, but losing weight and pushing up your fake tits isn’t enough to make you attractive again (and they are fake – NO DOUBT).
Disgusting, stringy, brassy hair, aged face, sundamaged skin, adult acne… She’s still a lost cause.
I love the way the fish made fun of her for ages then suddenly wants to fuck her. Stupid men.
blissa needs to put down the donut and go shave her beard.
Amazing what a good bra will do….the hair stinks though….
Thanks for the reminder PM, I was starting to get that 5 o clock shadow.
Jesus Christ on a stick, her hair looks awful. The face — meh, the clothes — ew, but meh, but the HAIR. It looks like she shaved a golden retriever to make that thing.
A golden retriever with mange.
I love BIG cock!
Pretty cool huh Beav.
ABLTC
Oh tyhe boobies, the flash of bra… and fishnets!!!
DADDY LIKES!!!!
Come here and walk nasty for the love doctor!!!
Shit here comes my boss later!!!!
#110 – That may well have been the stupidest, least thought out post I have ever fucking read here at the Fish. Watch some sitcoms, play in traffic, go to Harlem with an “I H8 Negroes” t shirt… you know, do the things in life that inspire humor then come back with more. Something. Anything. Rather than hugging my dick like the Magnum I use to ass ream little whores like yourself, you should really concentrate on, oh I don’t know, being funny? marshmallow-dream has got to be the dumbest fucking name since damnYELL and Cock and Hole Takeover. I’m sure cupcakes like you can advise Titney on just the right color for her chipped nails… if you can take your fingers out of your own ass long enough to type.
With the amount of money she has… she still can’t buy class. She looks trashy.
Where the hell is a stylist when you need one?
I guess those boobs don’t come with a nail technician. She hasn’t done a damn thing to them since her interview with Matt Lauer…”I’M COUNTRY, DO WHAT?!”
My boss just caught me licking the screen……..
like the big boobs…the wedding ring – not so much
Never mind the ring, please buy yourself a bra Brit! They are not boobs that can go unsupported, they will be down by her knees in a few years! Yuck, not a pretty look.