Britney Spears still has wedding ring, big boobs


Britney Spears still hasn’t removed her wedding ring yet, although I don’t see how anybody is looking at her hands when she’s always got her gigantic new jugs on display. There could be an astronaut having a laser gun fight with a cowboy in the background and if you showed me these pictures of her arriving at Sony Studios in New York I’d still be like, “You’re right, her new breasts are amazing.” Then I’d do that thing where you make helicopter noises and pretend to rub your face between them. You can’t teach class like that.