Britney Spears still hasn’t removed her wedding ring yet, although I don’t see how anybody is looking at her hands when she’s always got her gigantic new jugs on display. There could be an astronaut having a laser gun fight with a cowboy in the background and if you showed me these pictures of her arriving at Sony Studios in New York I’d still be like, “You’re right, her new breasts are amazing.” Then I’d do that thing where you make helicopter noises and pretend to rub your face between them. You can’t teach class like that.
Cherry | November 10, 2006 at 11:03 am
FIRST?!!!!!
danielle | November 10, 2006 at 11:05 am
LOSER?!!!!
mullinitover | November 10, 2006 at 11:06 am
Damit!!! I totally thought I was first!
Those boobs are huge! Poor K-Fed, now he just gets to see them in pictures like the rest of us.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
slantingthroughdarkness | November 10, 2006 at 11:06 am
Enough with the boobs!
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Ed Bambrick | November 10, 2006 at 11:07 am
Nice tits for someone who looks like they’re in their late 40′s…
Ramdonomo | November 10, 2006 at 11:08 am
She had a lift or a tuck or something. Them babies were past her elbows. Not that I care. As long as she got rid of the extra baggage. And by that I mean K-Earl.
ImaCracka | November 10, 2006 at 11:09 am
I’d be all over them boobies!!!!!!
7th Bitches!!!
miss.minxy | November 10, 2006 at 11:09 am
hmm you can’t see her ring in any of the other pics except the close-up…doesn’t make sense as to why she’s still wearing it if she’s the one who filed for divorce
VeryLiberating.com | November 10, 2006 at 11:12 am
Scandalicious!
http://www.veryliberating.com
cole007 | November 10, 2006 at 11:14 am
She bought that ring for herself. I’d still be wearing it too… on my cooch.
Or cooter. Dunno what they call it down there in Louisianna.
You motorboatin’ somebitch…
kitty_kat | November 10, 2006 at 11:16 am
I love this site and everything, but I could seriously do without the hourly updates about Britney Spears.
NipsyHustle | November 10, 2006 at 11:17 am
she’ so unoriginal. madonna called and wants her blonde bob back.
i can’t imagine anyone, other than a gold digger or a guy who likes cave diving, would want to get with her. it’s obvious that earl has put high mileage on this ride. the tires may be inflated again and she’s got a thick coat of paint but she’s gone from a bentley to a buick.
sexybitch | November 10, 2006 at 11:18 am
I’d say that there’s no way she’d be so everlasting pig-stupid as to get back together with him, but you can never count on a bimbo with a room temperature IQ for anything.
At least that what my current boyfriend says.
pinky_nip | November 10, 2006 at 11:20 am
It looks like weavels have been chewing on her fingernails.
mullinitover | November 10, 2006 at 11:20 am
I wonder how long until their sex video hits the web? I’m sure K-Fed will need some $$ to launch his world tour.
mullinitover | November 10, 2006 at 11:21 am
Or at least some $$ for a sandwich.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
Spindoc | November 10, 2006 at 11:23 am
I LOVE that she lost weight, got hot, is about to sign a multi-million dollare Vegas deal, and then dumps him.
If she had dumped him when she was fat he could have gotten some press by dating a hottie. This way there isn’t much he could do.
I cannot WAIT until I get to see a video on YOUTUBE of him getting turned awa at some Hot club that used to kiss his ass……come on you know it will happen, give it a month at the most.
jrzmommy | November 10, 2006 at 11:23 am
who the hell does she look like in that picture? someone weird. it’ll come to me. Barbara Mandrell? Nah. Who is it.
by the way, GO RUTGERS!!!
mikeski | November 10, 2006 at 11:23 am
i can’t imagine anyone, other than a gold digger or a guy who likes cave diving, would want to get with her.
Her pooper’s probably still a nice, tight fit. Plus she’s got those jumbos to hang onto, for maximum thrust velocity.
aliomali | November 10, 2006 at 11:23 am
the good news – she has to return the ring to kevin (is that even 14 kt.?)
the better news – she ditched the NuBra.
Courtney | November 10, 2006 at 11:27 am
That can’t be her engagement ring. She bought herself a much gaudier one than that.
jrzmommy | November 10, 2006 at 11:27 am
Next hot celeb item….Tara Reid and K-Fag
Mr. Fritz | November 10, 2006 at 11:28 am
I agree with Ed Bambrick, she looks way older than 24. That’s what happens when you whore yourself out at 17. I also agree that this site has way too many updates on Shitney and Earl.
Bioplant | November 10, 2006 at 11:35 am
I love how Perez, Rosie O’Donnell, and all the other gossips are considering her emancipated since her split from K-Fed, as if he were soley responsible for her spiral downward from teen pop princess to white trash ho-bag.
She was slutting around with Colin Farrell and Fred Durst long before K-Fed arrived on the scene. She was already doing poorly sales-wise much before her first 24 hour marriage to Jason Alexander.
So give me a fucking huge break. She is and always will be, simply, a cheap trailer park sow that happened to fall upon a few million bucks.
Good job pricing yourself out of the market, sweetlips. Enjoy a lifetime of unremarkable men.
Nice boobs, though!
Italian Stallion | November 10, 2006 at 11:36 am
Five signs you were dating K-Fag
1. when it was over you had two children that have no idea what the word daddy means
2. most of your money was spent on a rap career for some guy named “The 1 Blonkey”
3. you have a sudden urge to drink Malt liquor and smoke Newports
4. you find yourself apologizing to people for dropping the “N” bomb all the time
5. you start to suffer from a terrible disease now know as “Brain Goodbye”
jrzmommy | November 10, 2006 at 11:38 am
she does look like a ventriloquist doll.
popegoestheweasel | November 10, 2006 at 11:40 am
In that last shot she looks frightenly like Courtney Love
herbiefrog | November 10, 2006 at 11:40 am
nice brown eyes
but
blue veins…
…not a good look
…for a tit
…unless still swollen
…with the mudder’s milk : )
frenchtoaststix | November 10, 2006 at 11:41 am
#18 jrz: Tanya Tucker?
Aren’t Shitney’s puppies full of silicone? Do you men seriously like that? Oh, wait, they’re BOOBIES. They could be square, lit up, or shooting lasers at your head and you’d still like them. Silly me!
boogityboo | November 10, 2006 at 11:44 am
all boobs are veiny to some extent. you try popping a kid out your twat or having someone cut you open and remove the kid and have your body go back to pre-kid form.
she probably had a lift if anything. post-mommy boobs are big for months even if you dont tit-feed. hell, id take a lift if i could have one.
and 25, way to watch conan last night.
RichPort | November 10, 2006 at 11:46 am
She’s back to being wackofftoable.
NipsyHustle | November 10, 2006 at 11:48 am
# 25—-actually EARL smokes marlboro lights. how are you going to try to be a thug rapper when you smoke “light” cigarettes? only in fresno i guess
CelebSlam.com | November 10, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Did she just learn to apply makeup?
http://www.celebslam.com
Tits_McGhee | November 10, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Seriously, could her eyes get any more far apart?
And, what is with the blue bra showing and the fishnets? Classy, Brit. Real classy.
BigJim | November 10, 2006 at 12:12 pm
All right, enough of this shit. I’ve shown off my chest (click the link if you haven’t seem them yet), and I want to see some titties here other than those belonging to skank whores like Britney and Lindsay.
We’ve got plenty of mega hotties posting on this site, and it’s time some of you ponied up and posted picture of your titties on the web for all to enjoy.
Do it, and I’ll drop the fucking towel.
BigJim is waiting.
Ambassador of Sexy | November 10, 2006 at 12:13 pm
#4
Yep, I concur.
We definitely need more vag.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
Tracie | November 10, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Mother of two? What a friggin’ slut! She’s all pumped up with breast milk and desperately trying to be sexy. One of the reasons they’re extremely huge is that she’s got absorbent breast pads tucked in instead of push-up pads. Blech!
RichPort | November 10, 2006 at 12:19 pm
On behalf of Jim’s pecs I concur. It should be like Mardi Gras everyday here!!!
jrzmommy | November 10, 2006 at 12:25 pm
She looks like the Dutch Boy Paint kid:
http://theimaginaryworld.com/disp15.jpg
commissioner | November 10, 2006 at 12:32 pm
@Big and Rich-
Playboy, October ’91. Girls of the Big Ten.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 10, 2006 at 12:36 pm
If I were to post a picture of my naked breasts I would have to have each of you sign a waiver of liability because there have been too many instances of damage to computer equipment, loss of employments, bodily injury from subsequent explosive ejaculation, and exploding eyeballs (with the accompanying tongue strain from rolling out like a red carpet and/or howling like a wolf resulting in throat damage). These instances in the past have caused me to reconsider posting my tits as of this juncture because there is just too much paperwork involve although I am not opposed to working with certain people individually if you have had the proper health screening.
happy hands club | November 10, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Still looks like a mess to me. And I STILL see a ridge on her boob. Oh, Britney takes a shower and gets a haircut and people are so amazed. She lookes like she just woke up.
blanket jefferson | November 10, 2006 at 12:38 pm
@27-ohmigod you took the words right out of my fingers.
what is with the awful outfits that look like they came from a charity shop?and that gap hat,ugh.doesnt she have money?
i cant wait till her new album drops and its shit and then we can forget her again.
boobs are nice,but very obviously fake.sorry boys.
wedgeone | November 10, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I’ll bring the beads, now let’s see ‘em ladies!!
BTW – I like the way mikeski thinks . . . so long as he’s not thinking that way about me (or any other dude for that matter).
She does have that spacey, wild-eyed, Courtney Love look going, now that Courtney lost it.
cerwin18 | November 10, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I love Britney.
BigJim | November 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm
TIT – TEES!
TIT – TEES!
TIT – TEES!
TIT – TEES!
wedgeone | November 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm
404 – yah, we just have immediate access to THAT! Throw us a freakin’ BONE HERE!!
So do they still look the same way 15 years later? Or have they dropped like boulders?
wedgeone | November 10, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Sorry – #40, not 404
Ambassador of Sexy | November 10, 2006 at 12:43 pm
#39
Ha, indeed she does.
#42
I think it’s fair to say that the only thing people are amazed about is that it took her so long to leave K-Fed.
She’s not quite over the fugly bridge quite yet.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
Kiki | November 10, 2006 at 12:47 pm
#18: is it Melanie Griffith? She always looked old and weird.
All I can say is that she looks old and weird, stress on the old.