Britney Spears still doesn’t know how to drive

Not first

that’s all.

Notice how the idiot with the camera seems to ignore them too.

Can you blame her for tyring to get away from these creeps? After all, she probably had underwear on that she didn’t want the world to know about and ruin her good-girl image.

Fuck You All!!!

Oh Lordy, I cannot WAIT to see the faces of death video as her stupid body tumbles out of the windsheild and she lands in front of her own car, gets decapped by it, and then run over by a bus behind her.

She’ll be flip-flopping like a trout on a hook. Hoo hoo!

Actually, no. She needs to live after killing someone else like that other shit actress Rebecca Gayheart, and do time like Robert Downey Jr, who IMO did not deserve to do that time. He would have gotten away with it if he’d had tits.

4 – thank you and fuck you back. : )

I, for one, am SHOCKED! I’m gonna volunteer to be Brit’s driver. I’m drunk all the time, and HATE to stop at stop signs, and don’t use my blinker, and learned how to text while driving the other day….. but I think it would be an improvement..

4- poor little spammer.. We’re all sad for you..

she probably didn’t see them since she’s wearing those sunglasses at night. isn’t that illegal? anyone?

If I were Britney I would lead the paparazzi to a dark secluded spot and blow them away. That’s what I had done with Vince.

Driving drunk all the time just improves your driving skills for the times you are not drunk..

LOL, yeah #9, I really doubt that they’re helping…and the guys following her are going through them too!

Please, NOONE in California stops for stop signs! She’s not driving any worse than anyone else in this stupid state.

hell yeah FRIST!!! and your multi-tasking skills are sharpened at the same time!..

i also like how there are 2 cars driving side by side on a one lane residential area, also running the signs at the same time as britney. the people who took that video are the ones who should get in trouble.

Britney should just go hang herself.

@15- imposter.

I hope the pop tart was a brown sugar one. Otherwise, not worth the trouble, Fish

hey #4…clearly you got nothin’ to say. so why don’t you go and “not say it” somewhere else. jesus h.

#14 Well, mixing a screwdriver on the freeway DOES take talent. However shaking up a dry martini is a bit trickier..

That job is for the passenger..I mean I’m good, but not THAT good..

did the fish eat the old britney?..

In the old days I used to be able to do a bong hit and drink a beer while driving 70 mph in rush-hour traffic in Big D.

I want a screwdriver!!!!!.. That’s not Brit’s new name, is it? hahaha cough ha!. no? oh well..

Luckily she isn’t the only one.Is there anyway a girl/woman which can drive?

Hey, the fucking camera dicks didn’t stop either.

23- uh, say what dude? your english seems broken….as well as your head..

#23,
You good a ask question. The answer anyway are a girl/woman can drive.

13 – you should come to Jersey, we’re #1 plus in idiot drivers

#22 Me too..

That and a kilo of blow!!!!

I hate coming back after a long weekend..

I love her and you all are a bunch of haters.

29 – Funny I love to smoke Dick. fur real, and this is the real bug.

Hi FRIST!!!!

Is there any way to get my troll in the crosswalk when Britney is coming down the street??

You know, I wish people would realize that “haters” is such a prepubescent word and quit using it.

Hi LayDeeBug..

31, that’s a good one. What I wanna see is Britney hit a wall or a hydrant really hard.

If she stopped she would have been blinded by the papparizzi. At least she attempted to slow down and check that no one was coming. I wouldn’t have stopped either.

Although if she did, she could probably run over at least one more foot.

33 – you gonna share that ye-yo or what gurlfriend? (clears nasal passage in anticipation)

If I had it, LayDee..

Is there a new post yet??? Oh, wait it’s LUNCH!!!!! I need a ride to the parrot food store (not food for me)…where’s Brit??? She’ll get me there quick, she doesn’t believe in such time wasters-stop lights, signs, speedbumps, I dunno….pedestrians..

See ya!!

27, that’s because it’s filled with transplants from NY.

32- sayin’ sista..

I’ve lost my voice from drinking all day every day for 4 days. I can’t decide if I should be depressed, or celebrate such a feat..

#39 that is impressive, but careful not to break your liver..

FRIST!!! oh, shit! I thought I had two of those!!!! dammit! well, maybe I’ll trade out for a fresh one.. anyone? liver giver?..

#23)Girls can’t drive,what kind of statement is that? Although it’s mostly in cars with automatic transmission,girls or women can drive.

if she doesn’t call the paparazzi first, how in hell do they know where she’s going to be showing up? unless they put a tracking device on her car, which would be funny.

Why can’t she just fucking die. Go meet up with Anna Nicole in that big whorehouse in the sky. Fuck!

42)I forgot to mention the parking-sensors.

That’s it Lowlands!! I will NOT drive you around drunk- with a joint in my hand- with one eye closed- again!! sheesh!..

#4, your witty and insightful comments make me want to rush to the site you’re advertising and read more. Oh, wait. You’re a cunt. I’ll never visit your site.

Shes getting like princess Dianna with all the pap’s after her.

and for all you haters, leave britney alone!!! im sooo sure. like you dont roll through stop signs when nobody is around. you guys are so close minded and ingnorunt. get lifes or brit will find you and make you wish you kept yor mouths shut.

What kind of death wish-havin’ person rides with Britney now? People with inoperable cancer or end-stage AIDS? They figure if they’re gonna go out, may as well go out in a blaze of stupidity? I’d rather ride shotgun with the crash test dummy at a vehicle crash testing facility than with Britney. Seriously, y’all…