Britney Spears has once again demonstrated she’s a fucking terror behind the wheel. Us Magazine has obtained a video of Britney running three stop signs on Friday night:
Riding in her white Mercedes SL65 with her producer pal Sam Lutfi, the singer was on her way home from the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills when she zoomed through two signs. As she approached a third stop sign, she slowed but didn’t stop.
Okay, maybe “a fucking terror behind the wheel” was a little dramatic. She pretty much “California-rolled” her way through the signs which, c’mon, we all do. Except for me. I generally accelerate then fire my cannon into oncoming traffic. You know, because I drive a tank everywhere. Even to the bathroom. Although my roommate got a little pissed the other night when I plowed through his bedroom and over his girlfriend. But, hey, maybe next time he’ll think twice about eating the last Pop Tart; that son of a bitch.
Not first | November 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Not first
not second, either | November 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
that’s all.
Sabalon | November 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Notice how the idiot with the camera seems to ignore them too.
Can you blame her for tyring to get away from these creeps? After all, she probably had underwear on that she didn’t want the world to know about and ruin her good-girl image.
MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Fuck You All!!!
Shallow Val | November 26, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh Lordy, I cannot WAIT to see the faces of death video as her stupid body tumbles out of the windsheild and she lands in front of her own car, gets decapped by it, and then run over by a bus behind her.
She’ll be flip-flopping like a trout on a hook. Hoo hoo!
Shallow Val | November 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Actually, no. She needs to live after killing someone else like that other shit actress Rebecca Gayheart, and do time like Robert Downey Jr, who IMO did not deserve to do that time. He would have gotten away with it if he’d had tits.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm
4 – thank you and fuck you back. : )
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I, for one, am SHOCKED! I’m gonna volunteer to be Brit’s driver. I’m drunk all the time, and HATE to stop at stop signs, and don’t use my blinker, and learned how to text while driving the other day….. but I think it would be an improvement..
4- poor little spammer.. We’re all sad for you..
gotmilk? | November 26, 2007 at 2:19 pm
she probably didn’t see them since she’s wearing those sunglasses at night. isn’t that illegal? anyone?
Bill Clinton | November 26, 2007 at 2:19 pm
If I were Britney I would lead the paparazzi to a dark secluded spot and blow them away. That’s what I had done with Vince.
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Driving drunk all the time just improves your driving skills for the times you are not drunk..
Robin Claire | November 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm
LOL, yeah #9, I really doubt that they’re helping…and the guys following her are going through them too!
nixy | November 26, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Please, NOONE in California stops for stop signs! She’s not driving any worse than anyone else in this stupid state.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 2:27 pm
hell yeah FRIST!!! and your multi-tasking skills are sharpened at the same time!..
veggi | November 26, 2007 at 2:28 pm
i also like how there are 2 cars driving side by side on a one lane residential area, also running the signs at the same time as britney. the people who took that video are the ones who should get in trouble.
Britney should just go hang herself.
iloveskankyhos | November 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm
@15- imposter.
PunkA | November 26, 2007 at 2:33 pm
I hope the pop tart was a brown sugar one. Otherwise, not worth the trouble, Fish
TV Monger | November 26, 2007 at 2:33 pm
hey #4…clearly you got nothin’ to say. so why don’t you go and “not say it” somewhere else. jesus h.
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 2:36 pm
#14 Well, mixing a screwdriver on the freeway DOES take talent. However shaking up a dry martini is a bit trickier..
That job is for the passenger..I mean I’m good, but not THAT good..
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 2:36 pm
did the fish eat the old britney?..
Texas Tranny | November 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
In the old days I used to be able to do a bong hit and drink a beer while driving 70 mph in rush-hour traffic in Big D.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I want a screwdriver!!!!!.. That’s not Brit’s new name, is it? hahaha cough ha!. no? oh well..
Sauron | November 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Luckily she isn’t the only one.Is there anyway a girl/woman which can drive?
iggy | November 26, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Hey, the fucking camera dicks didn’t stop either.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 2:47 pm
23- uh, say what dude? your english seems broken….as well as your head..
Ted from LA | November 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
#23,
You good a ask question. The answer anyway are a girl/woman can drive.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
13 – you should come to Jersey, we’re #1 plus in idiot drivers
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
#22 Me too..
That and a kilo of blow!!!!
I hate coming back after a long weekend..
DickSmoker | November 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I love her and you all are a bunch of haters.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm
29 – Funny I love to smoke Dick. fur real, and this is the real bug.
Hi FRIST!!!!
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Is there any way to get my troll in the crosswalk when Britney is coming down the street??
Shallo Val | November 26, 2007 at 2:53 pm
You know, I wish people would realize that “haters” is such a prepubescent word and quit using it.
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Hi LayDeeBug..
Shallo Val | November 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm
31, that’s a good one. What I wanna see is Britney hit a wall or a hydrant really hard.
Yeah... | November 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm
If she stopped she would have been blinded by the papparizzi. At least she attempted to slow down and check that no one was coming. I wouldn’t have stopped either.
Although if she did, she could probably run over at least one more foot.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 2:56 pm
33 – you gonna share that ye-yo or what gurlfriend? (clears nasal passage in anticipation)
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 3:02 pm
If I had it, LayDee..
Is there a new post yet??? Oh, wait it’s LUNCH!!!!! I need a ride to the parrot food store (not food for me)…where’s Brit??? She’ll get me there quick, she doesn’t believe in such time wasters-stop lights, signs, speedbumps, I dunno….pedestrians..
See ya!!
gotmilk? | November 26, 2007 at 3:03 pm
27, that’s because it’s filled with transplants from NY.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 3:04 pm
32- sayin’ sista..
I’ve lost my voice from drinking all day every day for 4 days. I can’t decide if I should be depressed, or celebrate such a feat..
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 3:06 pm
#39 that is impressive, but careful not to break your liver..
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 3:10 pm
FRIST!!! oh, shit! I thought I had two of those!!!! dammit! well, maybe I’ll trade out for a fresh one.. anyone? liver giver?..
Lowlands | November 26, 2007 at 3:11 pm
#23)Girls can’t drive,what kind of statement is that? Although it’s mostly in cars with automatic transmission,girls or women can drive.
gotmilk? | November 26, 2007 at 3:13 pm
if she doesn’t call the paparazzi first, how in hell do they know where she’s going to be showing up? unless they put a tracking device on her car, which would be funny.
squirrel | November 26, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Why can’t she just fucking die. Go meet up with Anna Nicole in that big whorehouse in the sky. Fuck!
Lowlands | November 26, 2007 at 3:15 pm
42)I forgot to mention the parking-sensors.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 3:19 pm
That’s it Lowlands!! I will NOT drive you around drunk- with a joint in my hand- with one eye closed- again!! sheesh!..
BunnyButt | November 26, 2007 at 3:24 pm
#4, your witty and insightful comments make me want to rush to the site you’re advertising and read more. Oh, wait. You’re a cunt. I’ll never visit your site.
Guy | November 26, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Shes getting like princess Dianna with all the pap’s after her.
iggev | November 26, 2007 at 3:26 pm
and for all you haters, leave britney alone!!! im sooo sure. like you dont roll through stop signs when nobody is around. you guys are so close minded and ingnorunt. get lifes or brit will find you and make you wish you kept yor mouths shut.
LL | November 26, 2007 at 3:26 pm
What kind of death wish-havin’ person rides with Britney now? People with inoperable cancer or end-stage AIDS? They figure if they’re gonna go out, may as well go out in a blaze of stupidity? I’d rather ride shotgun with the crash test dummy at a vehicle crash testing facility than with Britney. Seriously, y’all…