Britney Spears starving herself for British TV performance

November 26th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Britney Spears (seen here in Frankfurt, Germany yesterday) is “crash dieting” to drop at least seven pounds before performing on X Factor this weekend, according to the Daily Mail:

A source said: ‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to eat more, but Britney is determined not to be criticised for having any extra bulk.’

Britney’s people reportedly became alarmed when she only ordered two Whoppers at Burger King last night as opposed to her usual five. (One for each hand, foot and mouth.) Her father Jamie wept for hours, cradling his knees in the corner and asking “Where’d my little girl go? Where’d she go?” He used to love kissing her forehead at night, the smell of pepperoni pizza still clinging in her hair. Not anymore, my friends. Not anymore…

Photos: Flynet

  1. jtaime

    whoa. first?

  2. jtaime

    whoa. first?

  3. Randal

    I just don’t get it. Why would anyone need to starve themselves when they already look 110%? Britney is beautiful and in great shape considering all she’s been through and dragged through the mud by the media.

    Britney, be who you are and remember, it’s your singing voice that captures the ears of us all.


  4. Smeeper

    drastic times call for drastic measures… i mean did you SEE her after the 2nd kid came out? who can blame her, really?

  5. Smeeper

    drastic times call for drastic measures… i mean did you SEE her after the 2nd kid came out? who can blame her, really?

  6. jelaime

    i think shes come a long way! she looks great!

  7. Hey superfish? can you report when drop solids too?

  8. Doggy Style

    I’ll tell you a little about myself, I got laid this morning and I lost control. I mean right after I came this sudden rush of blood reached my brain and I felt the need to run through a wall and destroy everything. I tell you it was very intense I ended up punching my girl in the face do to my uncontrollable feelings. is something wrong with me? The sex was awesome and the fight after that led to more sex was even better. I am a sex god. Afterwords we had a delightful breakfast we were both very bruised I mean we had an all out brawl fist and everything, I punish the pussy.

  9. Glue

    And this is new and different from any other celebrity broad exactly how?

  10. Doggy Style

    I say harsher punishment for the terrorist, execution squad. Think of it this way if your not a terrorist you have nothing to worry about, but if you are convicted of terrorism, then the mandatory sentence is death by a firing squad the very next day. Hell most of them fucks want to die, well the good ol US of A will send you to nonexistence happily. I would love to see the faces of the fucks that blow themselves up, when they realize there is no heaven or hell and we stop existing. All we have us here right now.

  11. urfavbruentte

    and this is new and different from any other normal woman trying to lose weight??? please…i do that on a daily basis!!!! whatever….do what u gotta do to look good!!!!!! luv u brit!!!!

  12. Balls McCoy

    yikes, screw the weight issues brit, you’re looking more like joan rivers with that hat-glasses get up.

    Speaking of dropping solids, I’d be more than happy to waive my botox gift certificate for a chance to drop a duece on Brit’s chest, Why you may ask? Don’t bother, you’d never understand what true love is.

  13. p911gt10c

    Waddaya mean she’s starving herself? Coffee n cigarettes, that’s her diet!

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  14. Clem

    Smoking is good for you, keep at it.

  15. Caitlin

    So a young woman has resorted to starving herself in response to the media’s constant criticism of her body, and your response is…to continue mocking her body? Really nice.

  16. bow wow


  17. This girl is aimed directly for an eating disorder. She’ll be the next Nicole Richie.

  18. BY


  19. boy


  20. clau

    Fuck britney.she is so over.retarded u never will be madonna

  21. Jackson'shole

    No amount of dieting will ever get rid of her linebacker neck.

  22. d

    brit looking good??where in photoshop?? well maybe but she is sick and her skin is shit.really madonna is older then her and looks better and with more energy then brit

  23. d

    brit looking good??where in photoshop?? well maybe but she is sick and her skin is shit.really madonna is older then her and looks better and with more energy then brit

  24. come on superfish give me the half naked floozy/floozies before i get out of here!!!

  25. terr

    I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities or rich friends there. It is amazing.

  26. whoppers, huh? come on, that’s not fair. the woman probably wouldn’t be “starving herself” (i.e., ill and unhappy) if it weren’t for comments like these.

  27. Jimboooo!

    That’s right honey, shed those pounds. The UK tabloids are gonna have a field day if there’s an ounce of flab.

    WORK IT. Cigarettes and water for every meal.

  28. Jackson

    She may have a little fat but she can wear a girdle like Kim Kardaskank and pack it all it.

  29. Glue

    If she wasn’t flooding her body with cigarettes and coffee, a detox fast would actually do her alot of good.

  30. mimi

    Britney Rocks and FISH STILL SUCKS!

  31. Hanah

    I think it’s good that she’s starving herself, atleast she won’t be fat anymore but then what will we have to pick on when she’s skinny and pretty? Lol.

  32. futureteller

    She wishes she was the next Nicole Richie.

    She doesn’t have enough willpower to get thin and gorgeous.

  33. anyone

    The awful joke after the news makes this website looks so bad, not only you joke about something you shouldn’t .. you did it badly.. validating the implicit criticism towards the whole culture.

    Superficial Writer, do you even feel alive anymore? It surely doesn’t feels like from your texts, it’s plain automatic and careless.

  34. Lucifer

    She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  35. Tom K

    I love that shes smoking! Like her voice doesn’t already suck! She is such a fucking mess and a white trash hick whore!!

  36. hotdog

    she isn’t going on the x factor. kimmy giebler has a pool party and steve is going to be there.

  37. jessica

    you’ve lost your edge…

  38. jessica

    you’ve lost your edge…

  39. #8 WHO CARES? Go somewhere else and advertise you’re a sadistic jerk who gets off beating up his girlfriend. This isn’t about YOU! You’ve got nothing to brag about.

  40. concerned-superficial-reader

    She’s got all the ingredients for getting right into a full-blown eating disorder :-X

    - controlling family
    - inclination towards addiction
    - the psychological need to lose weight in order to look “better”

    I don’t really need another Amy Winehouse parading on this site….*brrrr*

  41. ishi-san

    As far as I know, Britney has always been bulimic (besides when she was pregnant) – and starving yourself regularly is just a part of this eating-disorder! Nothing new about that!

  42. ishi-san

    ……and reading the comments of some of the girls here – Britney isn’t the only bulimic!!!! Did you get your get your so-called ‘thinspiration’ for the day, stupid little spoiled white girls who want to look skinny????

  43. Jennifer

    Since when are eating disorders about looking outward for validation about one’s body size? I’m not talking about this vanity disordered eating, which isn’t positive by any stretch–but medically diagnosed EDs?

    And ichi-san: Starvation isn’t automatically a part of bulimia.

  44. Monkey's Bone


  45. Bhead

    So whatever she ends up looking like, it will be FAKE. Smoke and mirrors. Hope she passes out on stage.

  46. Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  47. ADF

    I think dating online is really nice. My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  48. Noelle

    GOD, could you please post a nice picture of her? She looks so hot right now (watch the BAMBI awards where she performed. (and actually sang live (with backup track, but that’s more than x-tina did on her last show.) Check out that ass, or her pretty face in Rolling Stone or the soon to be released circus video Dec. 5.

    Crash dieting= not good, esp. 4 a performer, and really not good for someone on medication. If she got some positive press on her body maybe she wouldn’t feel bad about her body when she looks fit & hot! Again, pick a nice picture of her, not the WORST one we have of her in recent months.

  49. Max Planck

    Smokers suck!

  50. ………….DIETING?

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