Britney Spears (seen here in Frankfurt, Germany yesterday) is “crash dieting” to drop at least seven pounds before performing on X Factor this weekend, according to the Daily Mail:
A source said: ‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to eat more, but Britney is determined not to be criticised for having any extra bulk.’
Britney’s people reportedly became alarmed when she only ordered two Whoppers at Burger King last night as opposed to her usual five. (One for each hand, foot and mouth.) Her father Jamie wept for hours, cradling his knees in the corner and asking “Where’d my little girl go? Where’d she go?” He used to love kissing her forehead at night, the smell of pepperoni pizza still clinging in her hair. Not anymore, my friends. Not anymore…
jtaime | November 26, 2008 at 4:03 pm
whoa. first?
jtaime | November 26, 2008 at 4:03 pm
whoa. first?
Randal | November 26, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I just don’t get it. Why would anyone need to starve themselves when they already look 110%? Britney is beautiful and in great shape considering all she’s been through and dragged through the mud by the media.
Britney, be who you are and remember, it’s your singing voice that captures the ears of us all.
Randal
Smeeper | November 26, 2008 at 4:10 pm
drastic times call for drastic measures… i mean did you SEE her after the 2nd kid came out? who can blame her, really?
Smeeper | November 26, 2008 at 4:10 pm
drastic times call for drastic measures… i mean did you SEE her after the 2nd kid came out? who can blame her, really?
jelaime | November 26, 2008 at 4:12 pm
i think shes come a long way! she looks great!
Rough Daddy | November 26, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hey superfish? can you report when drop solids too?
Doggy Style | November 26, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’ll tell you a little about myself, I got laid this morning and I lost control. I mean right after I came this sudden rush of blood reached my brain and I felt the need to run through a wall and destroy everything. I tell you it was very intense I ended up punching my girl in the face do to my uncontrollable feelings. is something wrong with me? The sex was awesome and the fight after that led to more sex was even better. I am a sex god. Afterwords we had a delightful breakfast we were both very bruised I mean we had an all out brawl fist and everything, I punish the pussy.
Glue | November 26, 2008 at 4:17 pm
And this is new and different from any other celebrity broad exactly how?
Doggy Style | November 26, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I say harsher punishment for the terrorist, execution squad. Think of it this way if your not a terrorist you have nothing to worry about, but if you are convicted of terrorism, then the mandatory sentence is death by a firing squad the very next day. Hell most of them fucks want to die, well the good ol US of A will send you to nonexistence happily. I would love to see the faces of the fucks that blow themselves up, when they realize there is no heaven or hell and we stop existing. All we have us here right now.
urfavbruentte | November 26, 2008 at 4:26 pm
and this is new and different from any other normal woman trying to lose weight??? please…i do that on a daily basis!!!! whatever….do what u gotta do to look good!!!!!! luv u brit!!!!
Balls McCoy | November 26, 2008 at 4:34 pm
yikes, screw the weight issues brit, you’re looking more like joan rivers with that hat-glasses get up.
Speaking of dropping solids, I’d be more than happy to waive my botox gift certificate for a chance to drop a duece on Brit’s chest, Why you may ask? Don’t bother, you’d never understand what true love is.
p911gt10c | November 26, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Waddaya mean she’s starving herself? Coffee n cigarettes, that’s her diet!
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
Clem | November 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Smoking is good for you, keep at it.
Caitlin | November 26, 2008 at 4:50 pm
So a young woman has resorted to starving herself in response to the media’s constant criticism of her body, and your response is…to continue mocking her body? Really nice.
bow wow | November 26, 2008 at 4:59 pm
SHE IS RIDICULOUS.SEE SHE STILLS SICK.WHAT A FUCKING LADY.SO YOUNG AND SO SICK.TREAT URSELF ASSHOLE.NO ONE CARES ABOUT U.GO HOME
eXtasyStef | November 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This girl is aimed directly for an eating disorder. She’ll be the next Nicole Richie.
BY | November 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm
YEAH NO ONE CARES ABOUT U BRIT.MADONNA COME BACK FOR UK
boy | November 26, 2008 at 5:01 pm
SHE IS HEAD DISORDER.GET A LIFE BRIT.THE WORLD IS OVER U.RIDICULOUS.LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.MIAMI TONIGHT
clau | November 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Fuck britney.she is so over.retarded u never will be madonna
Jackson'shole | November 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm
No amount of dieting will ever get rid of her linebacker neck.
d | November 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm
brit looking good??where in photoshop?? well maybe but she is sick and her skin is shit.really madonna is older then her and looks better and with more energy then brit
d | November 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm
brit looking good??where in photoshop?? well maybe but she is sick and her skin is shit.really madonna is older then her and looks better and with more energy then brit
Rough Daddy | November 26, 2008 at 5:25 pm
come on superfish give me the half naked floozy/floozies before i get out of here!!!
terr | November 26, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities or rich friends there. It is amazing.
lillywolf | November 26, 2008 at 6:02 pm
whoppers, huh? come on, that’s not fair. the woman probably wouldn’t be “starving herself” (i.e., ill and unhappy) if it weren’t for comments like these.
Jimboooo! | November 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm
That’s right honey, shed those pounds. The UK tabloids are gonna have a field day if there’s an ounce of flab.
WORK IT. Cigarettes and water for every meal.
WORK IT HARDER.
Jackson | November 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm
She may have a little fat but she can wear a girdle like Kim Kardaskank and pack it all it.
Glue | November 26, 2008 at 6:34 pm
If she wasn’t flooding her body with cigarettes and coffee, a detox fast would actually do her alot of good.
mimi | November 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Britney Rocks and FISH STILL SUCKS!
Hanah | November 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I think it’s good that she’s starving herself, atleast she won’t be fat anymore but then what will we have to pick on when she’s skinny and pretty? Lol.
futureteller | November 26, 2008 at 7:31 pm
She wishes she was the next Nicole Richie.
She doesn’t have enough willpower to get thin and gorgeous.
anyone | November 26, 2008 at 9:33 pm
The awful joke after the news makes this website looks so bad, not only you joke about something you shouldn’t .. you did it badly.. validating the implicit criticism towards the whole culture.
Superficial Writer, do you even feel alive anymore? It surely doesn’t feels like from your texts, it’s plain automatic and careless.
Lucifer | November 26, 2008 at 11:44 pm
She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Tom K | November 27, 2008 at 2:30 am
I love that shes smoking! Like her voice doesn’t already suck! She is such a fucking mess and a white trash hick whore!!
hotdog | November 27, 2008 at 4:16 am
she isn’t going on the x factor. kimmy giebler has a pool party and steve is going to be there.
jessica | November 27, 2008 at 6:26 am
you’ve lost your edge…
jessica | November 27, 2008 at 6:27 am
you’ve lost your edge…
whocares | November 27, 2008 at 8:49 am
#8 WHO CARES? Go somewhere else and advertise you’re a sadistic jerk who gets off beating up his girlfriend. This isn’t about YOU! You’ve got nothing to brag about.
concerned-superficial-reader | November 27, 2008 at 9:28 am
She’s got all the ingredients for getting right into a full-blown eating disorder :-X
- controlling family
- inclination towards addiction
- the psychological need to lose weight in order to look “better”
I don’t really need another Amy Winehouse parading on this site….*brrrr*
ishi-san | November 27, 2008 at 9:45 am
As far as I know, Britney has always been bulimic (besides when she was pregnant) – and starving yourself regularly is just a part of this eating-disorder! Nothing new about that!
ishi-san | November 27, 2008 at 9:49 am
……and reading the comments of some of the girls here – Britney isn’t the only bulimic!!!! Did you get your get your so-called ‘thinspiration’ for the day, stupid little spoiled white girls who want to look skinny????
Jennifer | November 27, 2008 at 11:17 am
Since when are eating disorders about looking outward for validation about one’s body size? I’m not talking about this vanity disordered eating, which isn’t positive by any stretch–but medically diagnosed EDs?
And ichi-san: Starvation isn’t automatically a part of bulimia.
Monkey's Bone | November 27, 2008 at 1:37 pm
ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY NOW ??? LOOK WHAT YOUR CRITICISM HAS DONE TO A PERFECTLY GOOD HILLBILLY …..
YOU’VE MADE HER NEUROTIC FOR GODS SAKE !!!
Bhead | November 27, 2008 at 6:26 pm
So whatever she ends up looking like, it will be FAKE. Smoke and mirrors. Hope she passes out on stage.
Loanna | November 27, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
ADF | November 28, 2008 at 12:56 am
I think dating online is really nice. My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.
Noelle | November 28, 2008 at 4:52 am
GOD, could you please post a nice picture of her? She looks so hot right now (watch the BAMBI awards where she performed. (and actually sang live (with backup track, but that’s more than x-tina did on her last show.) Check out that ass, or her pretty face in Rolling Stone or the soon to be released circus video Dec. 5.
Crash dieting= not good, esp. 4 a performer, and really not good for someone on medication. If she got some positive press on her body maybe she wouldn’t feel bad about her body when she looks fit & hot! Again, pick a nice picture of her, not the WORST one we have of her in recent months.
Max Planck | November 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
Smokers suck!
gerard Vandenberg | November 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
………….DIETING?
…………………………..fast?
GO TO ETHEOPIA, YOU IMBECILE!!