Britney Spears starts filming on her ass

July 20th, 2007 // 198 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her new music video for “Get Back” dressed like this. Although I can’t figure out why she keeps trying to show us her ass. I think she’s actually proud of it, like a six-year old who draws a picture of a dog and wants to hang it on the wall, but really it looks like somebody puked crayon on a sheet of paper. And it’s not like anybody can say anything to Britney’s face, because you’re not allowed to make fun of the mentally challenged. Society will judge you.


  1. kbcan

    Who are the people who are defending her body? Is this the same person using a different ID each time? Yes, maybe she does have a pretty good body considering she has had two kids, and yes, she is probably way hotter than most people’s girlfriend/wife.

    But you are entirely missing the point.

    This is BRITNEY SPEARS! She is supposed to be the PERFECT girl. She isn’t supposed to have FLAWS! We didn’t mind if she couldn’t sing that great, because she was SMOKING!

    She isn’t that same girl anymore. And she doesn’t have the killer body or looks anymore. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have the talent that we can overlook how she looks anymore.

    Yes, everyone ages, and so has Britney, and that’s too bad. But the fact is the body and looks were so much a part of the package, and that is what she was selling. And on top of that, her behavior and antics as of late have been atrocious.

    And it’s not as if she has lost just a little bit of her looks and body — she looks WAY WORSE than she used to. If you cannot see this, then you aren’t being honest here.

    So with no real talent to begin with other than her looks (which she has lost), she is nobody. But she is trying to act like she is still the hot girl she used to be (with the ultra-short dresses and trying to show off her body), and it comes off as ridiculous.

    If the only issue was that she lost some of her looks, it wouldn’t be a topic on the gossip boards. That isn’t the issue with most of the negative posters on the gossip boards. It is her constant insane behavior as of late. Maybe you can’t stop aging, but you can stop acting like a dumb-ass all the time. That’s what has got people riled up about her.

  2. sam

    #57 LOL but #109 even LOL even louder!
    At the end of the day Britney Spears has officially become LEFT OVERS. There’s no doubt. She’ll never be what she was period, I made sure of that.

    -K FED

  3. BRITNEY IS LOOKING HOT AS HELLLLLL!!! She was looking kind of skanky for a while, but DAMN she’s looking GOOOD in these photos!!! I hope she finally proves herself to still be the STAR we all love and/or love to hate. YOU GO BABY, WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU!!! No matter what these hate mongers say. The guys at the Superficial sure seem to post a number of pictures of the beauties they are allegedly sickened by. Suspiciously, there always seem to be an irregularly large amount of photos when the girls are looking extra sexy like in these or the ones of Paris in Hawaii. Guys probably typing that shit talk with one hand, if you know what I mean. Hypocrite!!! You know I’m right!!!

  4. The fact is that some people just have star quality. It’s not always pure talent or looks that matter the most. It’s a certain charisma, and Britney has it. If it were all about looks and talent, then why isn’t Christina Aguilera the one that everyone is talking about all of the time. They started their careers around the same time. Conventionally speaking, Christina has a better voice and prettier looks. She just lacks that certain something extra that people love more than anything. Any record or movie producer or talent agent will tell you the same thing, it’s star quality period. That is what brought Britney fame, and will continue to bring her fame. She’s a great person! Not a perfect person, a great person.

  5. I knew that it was going to be some haters that were going to be hating on her ass!
    Her ass is hot! I knew that the white whores that think that puking over toilets were going to have a strong reaction, those are the whores that are a size 0, and think that shit is actually healthy..WRONG! Britney is the shit! I can’t wait until she comes out, and show all of you haters that are mad because you know that you don’t, or will ever have a chance in HOLLYWOOD! I knew that the small DICK men were really going to say something..HELL you should like to see some form of ass..that is the closest to ass that you will ever get..unless you rent a hooker..then she would probably laugh in your pathetic faces! STOP HATING…

  6. For all of the anorexic whores, that are fucking up your body…here’s a little information for you to read…Then maybe you will see that having a HOT ASS like that is hot! CLICK ON THE NAME!

  7. miss oblivious

    Nothing wrong with having some juicy assnick…Nothing wrong with having a little cellulitey by the age of 26. But SOMETHING wrong with going around flaunting it in unflattering outfits, and still thinking it looks as good as it did at 19! Save that shit for your man!

  8. Tessa

    #151 I totally agree.

    She looks so damn dishevelled! The only good thing that Britney could do is retire!

  9. piedlourde

    ARRRGH! Britney fucking Spears, cut it out! Pull the trigger already! It’s not funny anymore!
    I’m going to my dark closet to cry now.

  10. piedlourde

    #153 and #156, please go away.

  11. Lio

    I was once a size 0, now I’m like 1 or 2. I don’t know now, I just try the clothes on and if they fit I buy them. I LOVE to eat but somehow God made me this way and as much as I try to gain weight so that fatasses won’t call me anorexic, I just can’t gain any weight. I used to be so obsessed with gaining weight but now I don’t give a damn. I just let the fatty ones envy me. Some of us are just naturally skinny. And of course I have some cellulite because I didn’t do any exercise so I would not lose weight but now I’m walking to correct that problem.

  12. bulldogi

    Everyday i get up and look online and i see a fat girl who is always trying to be naked. You make me puke when i see all the celulite. What is it that you think you have that we want to see. You are all fat and flab.

  13. dana

    What’s with that hat? The boots must have come from shoe show and the outfit is so cheap looking. Hasn’t she got hair yet? The wigs are out of control and kids or no kids, that’s what cheetoes will do when self control is ignored. If she was so healthy before kids she should have returnd to her sexy self with some self discipline she so serioulsy lacks.
    Yes, she thrives on attention, however, she is failing to tell the difference between positive and negative attention. At 25+ she should know the difference. She is a mother. I think she is regretting that now. Hmmm, maybe they were a big huge feaux pas, but they are here and it’s time she took her responsibilites seriously and realised she is an example to her babies and they certainly do deserve better than K-fed.
    Maybe she should turn them over to the state for adoption or something.
    She looks and acts like a cheap whore in some sleezy part of Nowhereville, USA.

  14. Dan

    Britney Spears reminds me of those orangutans from a zoo in Thailand that they trained to do kickboxing poses, but then the zoo closed so they just kicked ‘em out into the jungle, and every once in a while one’ll turn up and do kickboxing poses and it’s just kind of pathetic.

  15. Hollywood Agent

    This video has to be a Comedy. I guess she doesn’t care that everyone is laughing at her, and not with her. She really is a retard.

  16. schadenfreudelicious

    Regardless of whether you think she’s a fatass or a hottie, mentally challenged or misunderstood she’s still dressing like a two dollar hooker let loose at the local sex shop! For gawds sake she’s got two kids, cover that shit up! Imagine how thrilled her sons are gonna be when in a few years time all their buddies show them the pix of their trailer trash skank mamma!

  17. Sexy in the land of Endangered Hotties

    I can eat as much as I please and I never gain weight. Guys call me all the time and my appearance turns heads even when the guys are with their girlfriends. I love the glares and jealous looks the fatties shoot at me. Being thin and happy is a dream you plus sized shitneys were never meant to know. Don’t hate me because I am beautiful and you’re not. Hate me because I enjoy your suffering. Please continue getting fatter all of you.

  18. wow

    she does looks great!
    she not like all those skinny other girls that you cant watch em
    but britney…
    wow she sexy!

  19. Guys, I know that I look bad. I can’t help myself. I really do think that I am still 17. I need attention so bad, this is what I do. I won’t be on stage anymore, after I got laughed at last time for not singing. Those kids of mine drives me crazy. I didn’t know that I really wasn’t ready for kids. Just ignore me when you see me running around acting like the idiot that I am. Sorry.

  20. LAdiva

    Damn…even Shitney’s hands have cellulite! Nasty ho.

  21. locusts

    #168

    You’re right about shitney not being like all those skinny girls. She is average which is chunky. You can’t easily watch the skinny girls because they hardly exist anymore. Which makes me wonder where you’re located to see “all those skinny girls.” Everywhere a man looks there is mostly bloated, disgusting bodies. This is God’s punishment on American society. He got bored of plagues and smiting.

  22. Jen

    She looks better tnan I’ve seen her look in a long time. There is nothing wrong with her body. It’s her taste that is lacking.

  23. shitney

    $5 she love you one more time

  24. jrzmommy

    THREE THINGS I NEVER NEEDED TO SEE IN MY LIFE–by Jrzmommy

    1. Kittens being stomped to death by a chick wearing 5″ stilettos

    2. An olympic sized pool filled with vomit

    3. These photos of Britney Spears’s ass.

  25. It's Simple

    As some have mentioned before, it’s not that Britney’s body is bad for the average woman. But the bitch gets paid to look good. Fuck that bs about her “singing” career because anyone with access to synthesizers and a good producer could do the same thing. Britney is packaged as a sex symbol and sex symbols aren’t supposed to look like the cute check-out girl at Wal-mart. When she first came out, she was the amazing chick that you’d love to bang but couldn’t touch in a million years. Now she looks like a marginally attractive chick that you could bang if you plied with her enough beer. And that would be fine in the real world, but that heifer lives in La-La Land and her dumpy body just doesn’t cut in the land of the silicone beauties.

  26. mmm

    #171

    Thats strange because everywhere a woman looks all she sees is idiotic ungodly hideous men. Where are all the hot guys??? I mean sheesh this has to be one of the worst things God has done to America.

  27. Hunter

    #177

    We’re wisely electing to hide from you. Word of your ghastly appearance, noxious odor, and propensity to eat all the men that spurn you has spread far and wide. Soon the townsfolk will be up in arms and after you. Slay the beast!

  28. Hunter

    The last comment was directed at #176 actually. It is certainly embarrassing that I missed a target that is so large. No real hunter could miss hitting her fat, greasy ass. I’ll hang my head in shame and forfeit my title of Savage Beast Hunter. Hopefully a more able man will champion the cause.

  29. Mila

    She has pretty bad skin, which I’m guessing comes from all the tanning she used to do, but her body doesn’t look bad. She’s a woman with two kids who looks like she exercises a bit and enjoys eating more than just veggies.

    Thing is, when you’re going to be running around in teeny tiny outfits with a camera zoomed in on your ass, ‘not bad’ doesn’t really cut it.

  30. naomi

    Good gravy marie, she looks whore-riffic! That horrid outfit highlights her sponge butt. She really needs a stylist and a trainer. And shock therapy!

  31. John Pelusa

    You guys are nuts, that’s a great ass. I would lick that ass until the morning light without hesitating once. A great ass, yummy.

  32. David

    See that’s the thing. Britney looks like the average American chick now. That means fat ass, cottage cheese thighs, a little gut, and droopy tits. We can see chicks like that anywhere. But at one time Britney had a sick body. It was perfect. No fat anywhere, tight, muscular, just freaking perfect.

    Now I understand she’s pushed out some kids so I can cut her a little slack. But she should be honest with herself and realize she doesn’t look like she used to and she should dress accordingly. Five years ago she could have gotten away with that outfit no problem, but now she looks like every other chunky chick wearing clothes that are either too tight, or too skimpy for their body. I don’t know anyone who thinks a fat dimply ass, or cellulite is attactive.

  33. David

    Actually after reading the comments here I have to edit my earlier statement. It should read, “except for the loser dudes posting here I don’t know anyone else who thinks a fat dimply ass, or cellulite is attractive.”

  34. Moe

    her body doesn’t look bad for a recently divorced mother of 2 that is always caught on camera scarfing down bags of cheetos.
    however… her clothes, make-up, and hair tell a completely different story. sometimes she literally looks like a confused transvestite.

  35. Moe

    then again…im a big girl myself. so maybe im biased.

  36. Parry Hotter

    Harry is a Horcrux… Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!

  37. she looks like anyother porkbelly I know. Except the pigs I know at least know how to dress and have nice beautiful hair. She’s a porker and that’s all she’ll ever be.

  38. Why do you people think that I cheated on her fat ass? She is a lazy fat eating cheeto
    piece of crap that thinks the world owes her a living. She can’t sing at all, so she walks around all day looking for a camera dressed like a hooker from LA. Shar Jackson is so much better than her. At least she loves her kids and takes care of them. Britney, thanks for all the money you gave me, you stupid bitch. Next, you’ll be giving me those kids, since you have no idea what to do with them.

  39. Nika

    O my, it’s a WHALE. For a young woman and a ‘artist’ she sure looks terrible. What an ugly face and body. People who still thinks she looks good or even sings live are nutcases.

  40. wtf

    Would someone post a link to a site that actually has the balls to post the pics plz?

    Rest of ya’z politely lrn2STFU

  41. bitter

    so? what’s with you guys?

    is it ur ass being posted to the net?

    if not don’t complain, you losers!

  42. jbird

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I think she has an adorable ass ans so does my boyfriend. I’m not really into other girls, but if ALL girls had such tempting asses….
    Anyhow, here is a link to the pictures: http://www.music-juice.com/celebrity-news/britney-spears-black-panties-mini-skirt-close-up.html

  43. yucko

    #7- you said what i was thinking

    if anyone wants to see what i look like- i’m not a coward, so here’s my link. cop and paste bitches

    say what u want, but then u have to show me your pics or i’ll just assume you are ugly and bitter.

    http://www.myspace.com/booknerd86

  44. #193

    Myspace Angles was the first thing that came to mind when I glanced at your profile pic. Click my name for a reference to the terminology. It is hardly surprising that a “booknerd” needs something akin to a smoke and mirrors ruse and guys will take an athletic nerd over the sedentary type any day.

  45. cesk

    Why doesn’t she just get it over with and walk around naked.

  46. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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