Britney Spears starts filming on her ass

July 20th, 2007 // 198 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her new music video for “Get Back” dressed like this. Although I can’t figure out why she keeps trying to show us her ass. I think she’s actually proud of it, like a six-year old who draws a picture of a dog and wants to hang it on the wall, but really it looks like somebody puked crayon on a sheet of paper. And it’s not like anybody can say anything to Britney’s face, because you’re not allowed to make fun of the mentally challenged. Society will judge you.

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Comments (198)

  1. Wonky | July 20, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    MY EYES! Make it stop!

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  2. p911gt10c | July 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    CornFlake thighs….not good.

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  3. Sabalon | July 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Years ago I would have paid money to see a shot of her like this. Now…just does nothing. It’s not even the body itself, it’s just how pathetic she has become.

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  4. my comment | July 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I’m scared.

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  5. Christ on a Crotch | July 20, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Ewww….I think she ran out of money for a trainer. Or a dresser…..or a hair stylist. I can see this whole music and video thing is her idea. WOW, what a loser. Go to college you stupid cow.

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  6. leelee | July 20, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    You know, she’s not that old or anything either… Britney officially scares me out of ever wanting to turn 25.

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  7. Youradouche | July 20, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    I feel sorry for whoever writes these posts. Why don’t you put a picture of yourself up and let people point out your flaws. Everybody sees through your false confidence and you’re a loser who writes about other people’s lives, because you don’t have one yourself. Hide behind your anonymity, you coward.

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  8. Big Daddy | July 20, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    #7 – agree totally.
    I like my chicks with a little junk in the trunk. Sometimes, cellulite is the price you pay for that.
    Mo cushion for tha pushin.

    I’d hit that.
    (and so would most of you… a-holes)

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  9. ZUG | July 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    oh god, she has to have enough money to get a new ass…….Any cottage cheese with that?

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  10. jax | July 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    am i the only one who really doesn’t think she looks that bad? She has always had a gymnast type body. thicker thighs & arms. she is muscular. everyone has cellulite.

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  11. Alex | July 20, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    see, this is what motherhood does to women – cut her some slack, she had two kids and although she reminds me of a manatee she looks better than Tori Spelling who only had one, or Tara Reid who had none but still looks like crap..oh well, cottage cheese anyone?

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  12. p911gt10c | July 20, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    #7 and #8
    You people do know what the name of this website is right? I mean, you’re not that dense, right?

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  13. abcdefghij | July 20, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    ass implants?! she sure didn’t have ASS before.

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  14. Ultimate Sleazeball | July 20, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Why does she continue to do this? She no longer has the body to pull it off.

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  15. p0nk | July 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    she needs a tat on each butt cheek, one will say ‘butter’, the other will say ‘parkay’.

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  16. Hemlock Queen | July 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    I could give two shits about the cellulite.

    But her outfit! She’s like a bad extra from Pirates of the Carribean they threw out for looking well, like her.

    I’m not sure she’s got much of an image left to sell.

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  17. anna | July 20, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    #10, I AGREE, SHE DOESN’T LOOK BAD. AND YEAH, EVERYONE HAS CELLULITE.

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  18. Alex | July 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    see, this is what motherhood does to women – cut her some slack, she had two kids and although she reminds me of a manatee she looks better than Tori Spelling who only had one, or Tara Reid who had none but still looks like crap..oh well, cottage cheese anyone?

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  19. Christ on a Crotch | July 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    We don’t have to cut her any slack you pussies. This is Superficial. To quote Tony Montana, “you got jour head in jour culo!”

    WE KNOW SHE HAS A NICE BODY YOU ASSES.

    (Once again forced to explain to the plebs)

    Celebs don’t get in the business to just get by on average looks. Once they get into the public eye, especially if they are touting themselves as entertainers, performers, or sex symbols, it’s THEIR responsibility to look and act a certain way, in order to get douchebags with no brains to buy their stuff.

    God, I hate stupid people. If she was a regular girl named Betty from down the block, we wouldn’t be having this stupid blog.

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  20. man_phat | July 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    holy fuck! my mom’s gonna kill me if i don’t get this mess off the keyboard.

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  21. LULU | July 20, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    HOOKER
    HOOKER
    HOOKER

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  22. Vanessa | July 20, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    I’m not a fan of Britneys however she looks beautiful in these pictures. She is a great size. Shes not deathly skinny like most celebs. She seems like she just wants to live her own damn life not giving a damn what the general public thinks of her, which is great because lifes too short to care about what the pathetic general population thinks of you. It’s clear most of you have some issues with how you look, since what other reason would you have to poke fun of a beautiful woman? I guess if it makes your small minds feel better about yourselves than more power to ya. I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with such extreme self-conscious issues. Maybe it’s time for some of you to visit a shrink perhaps? Just saying..

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  23. We-Le-Surrender.... | July 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    What are you talking about? She looks flabulass…. :)

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  24. Victor | July 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    How Cute…..a dimple in picture #11. I hate to say it, but I would still pound her pussy dry. Would love to get that dimply ass all over my cock. Rub my dick up and down those pretty dimples.

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  25. boo | July 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    WTF happened to this site? There are more Britney, Lindsay and Paris defenders on here than funny rude people!

    God, I can’t wait until school starts again.

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  26. lapet | July 20, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    @#7. Youradouche? Yes, you are.

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  27. ziggurat | July 20, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    22, 18, 7 and others can kiss that @$$! (I’m sure some of you look forward to it)Yes, many peeps have cellulite, but the lot of them don’t seek the limelight to become a ‘sex-object’ and let it all hang out for the camera. Many people with flaws have something called ‘modesty’–which is sorta like MERCY in which they spare the rest of the world by using something called ‘clothes’ or a moo-moo. Yes, that’s why the Mid East uses a Burka. sheesh

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  28. melissa | July 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    She gets sexier by the minute!! I am thinking of becoming a lesbian for that hot bitch. Her legs are to die for! those boots are hot hot hot and her ass is hot. She is just looking mighty delicious these days and any guy who says they wouldn’t fuck her are lying through their teeth because I have heard plenty of guys talk about fucking chicks way uglier than her…im just saying

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  29. ziggurat | July 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Yeah, can’t trust these tramps with modesty . . . nopers.

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  30. VICKY | July 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    #7 you are so stupid “you’re a loser who writes about other people’s lives” ….

    im sorry but why are you posting and checking the superfish every day!!!!?????

    if you dont care about other peoples life dont get in this site bitch!!!!! It is the superficial you know ???? I hate retard people

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  31. lapet | July 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    @#22. You really impress me. It’s amazing how a blind woman can type and send a posting of that size. Congradulations!

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  32. boo | July 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Who did her lovely nails and makeup?

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  33. FREAKFLAG | July 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Does anyone remember way back when she released her first album as an adult? She was so goddamned hot I thought I would cheese right there in my Levis when she pulled her shirt off. What the fuck heppened? She had all these sexy moves…hell, she was sex personified. How can someone go from THAT to THIS so quickly? It boggles the mind and shrivels the scrote.

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  34. tater | July 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    #19: “If she was a regular girl named Betty from down the block, we wouldn’t be having this stupid blog.”

    No, but Betty sure would be making a killing down at her corner of Broadway and 7th…

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  35. Kelly | July 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Ive tried to back up this girl and be on her side as one of her fans, but ya know what I give up…she is constantly out lookin for attention, shes not nots, shes not high, she wants attention, thats why she ran in her underware into the ocean the other day, now shes wearing this horrible outfit for a video, I mean is it a porn video, cause this is not the usual gear for a music video. She needs to stop running the hell around and act like a mother of 2.

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  36. Nikemom | July 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    She reminds me of Rachel Koch or Kate Beckinsale…

    Really phony
    Really ugly
    Really skanky
    Only interested in men that are married.

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  37. sos | July 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Can’t the government do something about this? Can’t we, as Americans fight to have her locked up in a psych ward, sent away to another country or killed? She is so disturbing, probably smells awful and evertime I look at her I can’t help but think that she walked in a Mobil station bathroom without shoes on. I want to puke. Her poor kids (and now dog).

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  38. WTF | July 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    WTF!!!!!! what is wrong with you people!!???? we hate her and her deform post baby cellulite body!!!!what happend here??? why are all of those Shitney defenders here????? fuck!!!

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  39. j.c. | July 20, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    i’m willing to cut her some slack on the body issues (fine, she had two kids), but i’m not willing to cut her slack over the fact that she dresses like a mentally-challenged prostitute in outfits that highlight every, single one of her numerous body issues.

    i have an average body myself, but i’m not so delusional that i think i can get away with wearing outfits that gisele would like fat in.

    also, her kids would be better off being raised by a pack of hyenas.

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  40. CelebritiesSuck | July 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    @22, et al – Wow, I guess it’s about time I make an appointment with my shrink, huh? These self-absorbed, talentless celebrities think who they are, go out and dress & act like idiots, get trashed by normal people and then, ‘WAAAAHHHHH, I have no privacy! People are picking on me!’ Cry me a river. Useless, pathetic losers.

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  41. Christ on a Crotch | July 20, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Word tater.

    Anywho, I really miss making fun of Mariah Carey, who usually also dresses like a cheap hooker.

    Nothing’s wrong with body flab really, but jeez, have some taste. See, guys, money can’t buy good taste or class. Most of these celebs don’t know how to dress, did you notice? (remember Cristina Ag’s early years?)

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  42. YouRang | July 20, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    I see she still takes her rolls very seriously.

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  43. #1hater | July 20, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    why isn’t she on her set shooting..?? why is she parading around on the streets dressed in her costume..?? it’s like high school drama club….

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  44. WhiteTrashLover | July 20, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    I would nail that 6-ways from Sunday! I don’t care what everyone says, I would bend that over and slam that phat ass until cheetos flew out of her ears!
    And her cans look fantastic too!

    Britney, you’re lookin’ good! Keep up whatever you’re doing!

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  45. ella | July 20, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I wish she would just do us all a favour and drop dead.

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  46. Lux | July 20, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    She looks like Xena warrior princess…or a tranny.

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  47. Blade | July 20, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Frist!!!

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  48. silly bee | July 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I agree with the earlier commentor. This everyone has cellulite argument doesn’t cut it. Britney is supposed to better than us. She is supposed to NOT have cellulite and be beautiful and made up all the time. In cute clothes and someone to look up to. Someone who little girls AND grown women are like DAMN! I wish I LOOKED LIKE HER!! I WANT TO BE HER!!! Do any of you want to be Britney Spears? Besides the MONEY aspect. Do you want her body or clothes or those snazzy boots she wears all the time? How bout some home died ratty extensions in YOUR hair. Imagine yourself with those, uncombed in your head right now! What would your friends say if you walked in with those on your head and her boots on? Guys, what would your homies say if you walked in the door with a girlfriend who had acne ALL OVER the side her face with ratty home died extensions and wearing some crazy unmatching outfit with no bra – titties all hanging like bananas. Hmmm?? Anyone?? Anyone want to look like Britney now?? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO HIDE THAT CELLULITE AND ACNE AND COMB HER FUCKING HAIR AND WEAR CUTE OUTFITS SO WE WANT TO BE HER AND BUY HER SHIT SO WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE KIND OF BEING LIKE HER. I don’t want to be like her now. Maybe 4 years ago but defintely not now.

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  49. elizabeth from the internet | July 20, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    She probably designed this outfit herself. It looks like a home-ec nightmare.

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  50. norton | July 20, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Trailer – trash. That about sums it up.

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