There are two major things that concern me in these photos of Britney Spears leaving a recording studio yesterday:
1. The lack of a bra. Whenever you’re able to see Britney’s nipples through her shirt, it’s pretty much a given the crazy switch has been set to “ARGH!” Don’t worry, pissing your pants is a perfectly natural reaction. Anyone got a mop?
2. The whistling. Only two types of people whistle: Serial killers and elves. That means one of these is the characteristic of the personality Britney is operating on. Or it could be both which explains why she just murdered a homeless person then tried to bake cookies in a tree.
Photos: Flynet
picky | January 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Sadly she is a skin picker, many many people are, you can see it all over her chest and face.
someguy | January 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
First.
Why are her nipples so close to her navel?
Gross.
Mia | January 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Britney’s girls need support and especially since she has heavy breast implants!
picky | January 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
…and yes I do, but not ones that sit that low. I’m actually obsessed with my husbands nipples. I could play with them all day.
Famous Plastic | January 5, 2009 at 12:47 pm
It’s one thing to go braless if you have great boobs, but when your nipples are staring down and at crazy angles, probably time to cover that sh!t up…
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 5, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Do i like nipples?
not slinky nips no!
me | January 5, 2009 at 12:48 pm
what is a skin picker?
she doesn’t look very good in these photos. yikes!
Sportsdvl | January 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Who cares about her boobs being saggy, the real question is why is she allowed in a recording studio??
Kelley | January 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
She looks like boiled shit !
AndrewMacCloud | January 5, 2009 at 1:05 pm
There are only two types of nipples in this world
The ones that entertain and the ones that Scare The Living Shit Out Of Me
titney | January 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
hey buttstains – Me and my posse are totally sick of you assclowns remarking how “hot” Titney is – you people suck!! She is a pasty, mediocre looking trailer gal with an unremarkable body – get a life assmunches.
Newdawn | January 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
My son’s afterbirth looked better than this.
2009 | January 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Yes, I do like nipples. I realy like Britneys nipples. They fit into my mouth just perfect.
#11, if by posse you mean you and your inflatable love doll collection, I not only laugh at you, I fart in your general direction.
sb | January 5, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Ha, I absolutely hate people who whistle. Most annoying public habit ever.
RichPort's Ghost | January 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Why are they looking down? Did they lose their puppy? Is her belly button pouting?
Ted from Little Rock | January 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Why is her right tit facing west and her left tit south east?
Tart | January 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
to be fair she’s like a slap-and-a-half shy of down syndrome people! cut her some slack
Jema | January 5, 2009 at 1:42 pm
16! Welcome back Ted from LA. Where have you been?
21/f/ohio | January 5, 2009 at 1:44 pm
well damn. i guess i’m a serial killer. who wants to be my first victim?
AteIsEnough | January 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
WTF? Does she have migrating nipples or what? ha-ha…that’s funny. Ever see those before and after pictures? You know, like the before make-up application and after make-up application? Perfect example of why you should have a chick scrub her face ( and vag area) before you take her home to fuck. Ugly is bone deep baby!!
J_bryon1992 | January 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Oddly pointing aside, her nipples are still HUGE! Is that good or bad? It doesn’t matter…they’re still HUGE!
AteIsEnough | January 5, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@ 17… that’s frickin’ funny too! Are you suggesting that the family tree looks more like a pole? Agreed!! : )
Sell Porn Make Money | January 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Wow. That is creepy low nipplage.
IWONKY | January 5, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you can always tell when Britney had to dress herself…the great unwashed body, the disheveled hair, the no makeup, the scabies all over her, the clothes picked out from the bottom of the dirty clothes hamper, me feeling lucky that I don’t have smell-0-vision, but somehow the stench is still gettin’ through the screen – I’m sure her tits taste like armpit
supersex | January 5, 2009 at 2:23 pm
i still want to fuck this bitch in the ass!!!
quake | January 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
They’re like looking at pimples on an asshole at this point.
rikki | January 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
She’s not whistling! She’s probably just making that face because she is shocked by the cold, hence the crazy nip! Whistling requires much more pursing. Gosh people!
Nip-tastic | January 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Britney needs to get some Nippies (http://www.bristols6.com) ASAP! 35 styles, 4 shapes, 3 sizes- I am sure she could find a few styles that will prevent her from nipping out all over the place. That is so embarrassing! New silicone Nippies Natural would be perfect too- reusable, skin-like, and invisible under clothes.
TrannyGranny | January 5, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She’s not whistling, she’s trying to slurp up a potato chip she spotted next to the sewer drain.
joe m | January 5, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Why are you staring at beautiful Britney’s chest?
Are your wives/ girlfriends fat and ugly?
lola richie | January 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm
makes me feel better about myself thanks
Mici | January 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
oh no. i didn’t want to see this >.< xD
Olya | January 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
You people (not all of you) are sick….. I hate reading comments on this site, but sometimes I do and it’s just gross… Get your on life… You seem to have problems.. really..
tom | January 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
That left nipple is trying to escape.
Schadenfreudelicious | January 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Looks like that left nip is making a run for the border…..
nauticalgirl | January 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
That huge mole on the left side of her neck has always been hideous. Can she not pick it off like she does the rest of her skin? She’d probably eat it after too. Heh.
Sport | January 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Still a worthless train wreck.
Aja ( the real ) | January 5, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I agree with # 30, Joe….Sounds like a bunch of gays and jealous hags…Britney looks good overall. She had two children, so?
Gen | January 5, 2009 at 7:11 pm
The implants are bolted on and too high, that’s what’s happening.
Meredith | January 5, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I never thought she was a skin picker. I just thought her chest was broken out.
But yeah, she should get a bra or at least some pasties.
pinky | January 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm
she needs more airbrushing on those tits!
peckerheaded stepchild | January 5, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Jesus H, time to upgrade the breasts to v2.0. Imagine those without clothing. Fuck, that’s nasty.
britney's weave | January 5, 2009 at 11:46 pm
oh, that poor, poor chest skin…
why ARE they so strange looking? surely it can’t be from breast-feeding two children? the nipples look like they’ve actually moved downward…
Jim | January 5, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Hello, 27 Club!
George W Bush | January 5, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I just set my penis on fire, as well as my eyeballs, which were no longer of any use to me after viewing those photos! Picturing her bare breasts may have impaired my future ability to achieve an erection. Thanks Britney!!!
gerard Vandenberg | January 6, 2009 at 12:56 am
CORRECT, I like them.
BUT NOT FROM THIS WEIRD WEASEL, folks!!
BIO | January 6, 2009 at 8:39 am
gross.madonna is better look than u shitney
pinky | January 6, 2009 at 9:35 am
she needs alot of airbrushing on those tits!!
pinky | January 6, 2009 at 9:35 am
she needs alot of airbrushing on those tits!!
Jones | January 6, 2009 at 10:17 am
Talk about serious LOW BEAMS!
Brit had better watch her knees!