Britney Spears says ‘Hey, 2009, do you like nipples?’

There are two major things that concern me in these photos of Britney Spears leaving a recording studio yesterday:

1. The lack of a bra. Whenever you’re able to see Britney’s nipples through her shirt, it’s pretty much a given the crazy switch has been set to “ARGH!” Don’t worry, pissing your pants is a perfectly natural reaction. Anyone got a mop?

2. The whistling. Only two types of people whistle: Serial killers and elves. That means one of these is the characteristic of the personality Britney is operating on. Or it could be both which explains why she just murdered a homeless person then tried to bake cookies in a tree.

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