Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an evangelical book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom’s help, tricked Justin Timberlake into thinking she was a virgin when really Britney nailed a football player at 14. The best part is: Justin fell for it! Oh, man, these Disney kids are dumb. Although, that could just be the drink. NY Daily News has the details:
Alcohol!:
The pop icon took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15.
Drugs!
By age 16, Britney’s wild-child behavior stunned her family when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a private jet, Lynn Spears claims.
SEX!
She admits she allowed her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the hoax that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., high school football player.
I’m starting to think the title of the book should’ve been Through the Storm – of Shit that I Created Because I Have the Parenting Skills of a Lawnmower. I mean, Christ, what was the point of this thing? Other than to surprise us all that Britney hasn’t stripped naked and hijacked a school bus yet. That was the point? Well then, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Lisa | September 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I sure home her mom has a good dose of guilt! It’s a wonder her girls have turned out as good as they have. Good grief.
ali | September 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm
yeah!!!!
oscar | September 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm
holy shit.. could she have pimped out her daughter any less than if she had her on a street corner wearing.. well, her normal clothes.
it does make for some TITillating stories though.. lol.. get it? i emphasize the T-I-T when i wrote that. thats some funny stuff.
rough daddy | September 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm
The problem with this lynn spear is, shes not a parent shes a girl friend to Britney and that other little tramp. Tamberlake got played!!
Dar | September 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Yeah, she sure weathered one hell of a storm alright… It’s tough getting those kids to do all the work so you can skim their checks, kick back, and enjoy early retirement.
“Stick it in the camera and shake it, Britney! Momma needs a new pair of shoes!”
Sixth! | September 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Sixth!
Ted Mosby | September 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I bet Lynne has amateur video of Britney doing it.
Andrea | September 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm
My God! Engaging in sexual activity at 16! This is what liberal Washington and liberal Hollywood and the liberal media have done to our culture! This is why we need a strong conservative leader like Sarah “Barracuda” Palin, who many are comparing to Margaret Thatcher. If she were leading the country, teenage girls would stay in school, work hard, and abstain from sex until their education is completed and they’re married and ready to start a family.
…uh…wait…hmmm…huh. Damn.
Nevermind.
Sexy Halloween Costumes | September 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Britneys mom is a scum bag. She should spend more time parenting and less time trying to cash in on her kids.
gerard Vandenberg | September 5, 2008 at 12:46 pm
YOU’RE NEVER TO YOUNG TO LEARN, folks!!
dude | September 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm
funny comments, fish. But wait, surely this is a mistake…it’s not a bikini post.
Leila | September 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm
“In a tabloid world”?, Is she talking about her own book?.
She no longer can sell Britney or the other one for sex so the best she can do is sell the stories of how a 14 year old lost her virginity. Why is this woman not in jail?!.
Help Me Save Me from this Book | September 5, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Lynne is so screwed up that she thinks being a virgin is an accomplishment. She needs to get out of her hillbilly bubble that she is living in and get a life.
Aph | September 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Stupid woman.
A Monkeys Uncle | September 5, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Through the Storm–A Ruthless Betrayal by the One Person a Child Should Trust.
who be obammy daddy? | September 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Did Obammy daddy get a piece of the trailer park action?
sallulah | September 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm
How do I know my mom loves me? She dont go around and tell about my teenagelife. Well, my mom also didnt allow me to get drunk etc. at the old age of 13 and so on……. Poor Britney, no wonder shes got problems.
syn | September 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Am not currently – and have never been – a Brit fan. That said, this woman is repulsive. She’s such a tool that, due to her “status”, I bet she has a myspace page where I can leave disparaging comments. Hmmm…
noneyobeezwax | September 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm
i just heard that joe simpsons new book “Hide the Salami – and other fun games to play with your daughter” is coming out in paperback next week.
dude_on | September 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm
What a low-rent stupid bitch. Disclosing your own daughter’s sexual history for a payday. I guess we don’t have to wonder why Brit is such a magnanimous cluster fuck of a human being. You have to feel sorry for her to some degree… except maybe for the pink wig, the extra hair growth in the nether regions, and willingly giving away her kids. She has to own those all by herself.
Inspired | September 5, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Wow, she really sold her kid down the river. How very inspirational. How old does my kid have to be before its organs are primed for selling on the black market? I don’t want to have to feed it for another 10 months or anything.
Jimmy Beam | September 5, 2008 at 1:19 pm
The next book will be about the 4 way sex with her Jamie Lynn, Britney, and the dumb redneck from the broken down trailer down the road. Hey wait that redneck is me!
me | September 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Sex, Cocaine, Marijuana at 16 year old…….who didn’t do that shit at 16.
Sarah Palin's Boy Toy | September 5, 2008 at 1:24 pm
This is the mother that should be getting a public shit kicking not Sarah Palin.
StlDragoon | September 5, 2008 at 1:29 pm
WTF?!?! I HATE the fact that bad parenting doesn’t get child services on your ass but make you a fucking millionare. Peolpe with good, strong, honorable beliefs and ideals get the shit end of the staff. Being forced to fight their whole lives to have a comfortable life, and this bitch is a fuck tard is calling her self a mother and has basicly detroyed her children, then fucks them over even more by talking about how bad of parent she is and expect sympothy. STFU!!!!!!!!!
StlDragoon | September 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm
WTF?!?! I HATE the fact that bad parenting doesn’t get child services on your ass but make you a fucking millionare. Peolpe with good, strong, honorable beliefs and ideals get the shit end of the staff. Being forced to fight their whole lives to have a comfortable life, and this bitch is a fuck tard is calling her self a mother and has basicly detroyed her children, then fucks them over even more by talking about how bad of parent she is and expect sympothy. STFU!!!!!!!!!
Uh-huh, | September 5, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Let’s make her Vice President!
michele20 | September 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Thats so crazy… Why would she do that? Like first she let Britney do all that crap, then she writes a book about it… That just told everyone why Britney went through so much drama for the last three years. Her mom was not thinking when she let her do all that at like 13..
jojo | September 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm
LYNNE, YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE UP, UGLY SKANK!!!
HOW IN HELL A MOTHER CAN SELL HER DAUGHTER OUT LIKE THAT JUST TO MAKE HER FUCKING BOOK SELL ? UGLY WHORE, U ARE ONE OF THE MOST MAJOR REASONS OF BRIT’S BREAKDOWN, NOTHING BUT A WHORE
FOR A MOTHER!!!! POOR BRIT IS SURROUNDED BY MONEY HUNGRY
BITCHES!
norton | September 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm
She allowed Britney to get banged by Timberlake all the while going along with the hoax that she was a virgin?
So, Britney sat down with her mother, talked about bedding Timberlake and they both agreed it was ok, and then at some point Lynne pointed to the bedroom, winked at them both and quietly mouthed “she’s a virgin”. Classy.
Age of consent in California is 18 and it’s 17 in Louisiana.
NY Ted | September 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Fish, Fish, Fish…what did you expect….really?
I mean you are dealing with pea-brain hill-billy trash with I.Q’s of a fucking sparrow.
Oh sorry…sparrow’s are fucking smarter with better parenting and life skills taught to their young to survive in the wild.
Uh-huh, | September 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Lynne Spear continues to prostitute their daughter.
I find it funny that it is being published by a Christian book publisher – who is marketing the slutty aspects of the book!
FUCK YOU | September 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm
All Lynn neeeds is a bitchslap, a hard one!
FRIST!!! | September 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
How did tthey not pick her for mother of the year??? Dina fucking Lohan though????
beefytee | September 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I know it’s Friday, but come on…kick the geekology writer in the ass and the 2 of you get crckin!
Erica | September 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
HOW could she do this to her daughter??? What kind of mother writes a tell all book about her daughter’s private secrets??? UGH, what is the world coming to.
Joe C | September 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I wonder how long they blue-balled old JT with that virgin story. I’m sure he was taking it up the exit in the meantime from his manager, but that doesn’t sound like much fun.
sla | September 5, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Anyone with even a miniscule amount of compassion for what she did to her kids will not spend money on this piece of crap book.
Britney probably still would have had a career but would not have been as big of a star if not for the virginity thing. That whole “want her but can’t have her/innocent puppy dog eyes/sexy schoolgirl” shtick really worked to her advantage.
michael timus | September 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm
why the fuck do you have to drag lawnmowers down? what did they do to you? be a man and apologize!
pat | September 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
This sounds a lot more interesting than A MOTHER’S GIFT
hi | September 5, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Girls start sexual activity way before their teenage years. By the time their 14, they’ve had more pricks in them than a porcupine.
mark | September 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm
really? britney not a virgin when she fucked justin? don’t go throwin’ bomshells on us like that!
give me a break. the spears and the palins should join together and build a trailer park for underage teenage mothers and their boozin’ redneck parents.
Anon | September 5, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Bet timberlake wont want to do that duet with her now.
Jay | September 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Did anyone think Britney Spears was normal? She’s a looney toon on meds. She reminds me of Roger Rabbit without the humor.
quake | September 5, 2008 at 4:08 pm
cash whore..
Rachel | September 5, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Do you think this could be an indication tat other Disney stars could be lying about their virginity? Could Miley Cyrus be hittin’ the bottle? Could the Jonas Brothers be engaging in annonymous men’s room trysts? Would any of us actually be shocked?
Zukyia | September 5, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@46: Leave the Jonas Brothers out of this!!!!! I ♥ JoBros!! Even if they are gay don’t piss on my hot, sweaty, wedding night sex fantasies, got it?
Vanquish | September 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Whoa whoa whoa! Are you trying to say she didn’t lose her virginity the way it was portrayed in her movie Crossroads?!?! Holy jesus batman!
Poon Tang | September 5, 2008 at 6:19 pm
What a miserable excuse for a parent. I feel bad for Britney; it must be so awful to have a mother who would do something like that.
Anon | September 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm
poon tang, then to turn into a similar mother.