Britney Spears’ stalker arrested

April 17th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Former American Idol contestant Miranda Tozier-Robbins was arrested yesterday after sneaking onto Britney Spears’ property and looking in the windows of her mansion. The alleged stalker was clad in a camouflage outfit, according to E! News:

According to the Malibu/Lost Hills Station, an L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy arrested 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins on suspicion of trespassing and disorderly conduct after security guards spied her peeping into Spears’ abode.
After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.
E! News has exclusively learned that Tozier-Robbins auditioned for American Idol in Boston in October 2005 with the Spears tune “Everytime”–and made it to the second round.
Obviously, she didn’t make it into the spotlight, but it was an improvement for her after being denied a golden ticket the previous year in Orlando. She subsequently blogged all about her experience.
In addition to listing Spears as her favorite artist, Tozier-Robbins wrote in her “about me” section: “I have issues but I’m working on them.”

Obviously this is all part of a coordinated effort by the producers of American Idol to kill current pop stars making the show a necessity to fill the void. — I want in. But no promises I won’t go rogue and blow up the show after completing the mission. That said, just ignore the C-4 in my trunk with Simon Cowell’s face on it. It, uh, came with the car.

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  1. hn

    First!!!

  2. Just Damn

    Ooops.

  3. Photoshop Police

    camoflage outfit! GENIUS!

  4. b

    Is that Obamas illigal baboon auntie?

  5. OctoMom

    FAIL

  6. Photoshop Police

    @ 4

    entirely benign post about celebrity stalker turns into racist diatribe in 3…2…1…

  7. Oh geez….is there no one better to stalk?

  8. JRz

    Better camo at the Spears residence woulda been empty Cheetos bags and dirty diapers.

  9. Maybe she was looking for K-Feds stash of KFC.

  10. *shocked*

    holly crap~ a black man with blue eyes!

  11. dude

    holy crap that’s a female??

  12. japones

    Guess what? Gay marriage isn’t a Republican v. Democrat issue…nor is it a liberal v. conservative issue. It’s a religion v. LAW issue. As soon as the GOP figures out how to adapt its core principles of conservatism to the real world 21st century, effectively removing the religious dogma from their policy positions regarding how the GOVERNMENT should operate and protect the interests of society, it will begin to make progess…and not a second sooner. You guys just don’t seem to understand that our nation has had it once and for all with your social conservatism, mostly because 90% of what you’re pushing IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE LAND, I.E., THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION AND THOSE PESKY CIVIL RIGHTS YOU HATE SO MUCH.

  13. JRz

    how did we get on the subject of gay marriage….you random fuck?

  14. #13 – Hey cajones, you sound like a real fucking nagger. You must be gay.

  15. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    #13, I love the throw out a political topic now and then, but even I think you sound like an idiot. Mostly because you are wrong. It’s the will of the people. You know, one of the ideas the Founding Fathers had for our Country.

    That’s saying a lot when Ted Kennedy’s Tumor thinks your an idiot.

    You have to be pretty desperate to want to stalk Brittney Spears these days.

  16. Terrence Howard

    hey it sorta looks like me

  17. OffTheWall

    Jermaine Jackson’s illegitimate offspring ?

  18. Amy

    the girl did NOT make it to the second round! i read her blog and all 3 (yes, paula too) trashed her singing and rejected her!

  19. Alishiagr

    Miranda Tozier-Robbins: Alleged Britney Spears Stalker Arrested …
    CALABASAS, Calif. – Authorities have arrested a camouflage-wearing, camera-toting woman they say was caught peeking into Britney Spears’ windows.
    Britney Spears’ Windows

  20. LPB

    She didn’t get the word that Brit wouldn’t be home because she’s out touring?

    Or was she really stalking the house?

  21. baboon

    I was unaware that B Spears has such a large stash of bananas!!

  22. mikeock

    looks like somebody has pillow hair – if their pillow was made out of a cake pan.

  23. Mr. Jones

    #9 – Hater of the day

    “After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave”

    Weird. She looks like the type who would be carrying a squeejee.

  24. one green eye and one blue eye. Maybe she is stalking me as well…..;

  25. CadCat

    She’s prettier than Britney, ha!

  26. testington

    Why does “she” have an adam’s apple?

  27. camel_toe

    probably was trying to score an 8 ball. been there girl!

  28. swiper the fox

    #17

    All of you chimps look alike to me

  29. Tom K

    I wonder what this black lesbian was going to do if she actually saw Britney Spears? Did she have a rape kit in her trunk? She looks like a mixture of Obama and Chris Brown with a sprinkle of chimp.

  30. Fati

    What is this speciman’s sex? Male, female, shemale? Disgusting.

  31. She’s a, um, handsome woman.

  32. She has hair issues and I don’t see any progress.

    @ 9 – Good stuff.

    @13 – Barry Goldwater where have you gone?

    @ 17 – She was trying to smuggle baby wipes to Britneys greasy pimpled ass.

  33. Michelle Obama

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  34. She looks sad and frustrated.

    I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high,
    And life worth living
    I dreamed that love would never die
    I dreamed that God would be forgiving.

    Then I was young and unafraid
    When dreams were made and used,
    And wasted
    There was no ransom to be paid
    No song unsung,
    No wine untasted.

    But the tigers come at night
    With their voices soft as thunder
    As they tear your hopes apart
    As they turn your dreams to shame.

    I had a dream my life would be
    So different from this hell I’m living
    So different now from what it seems
    Now life has killed
    The dream I dreamed.

    Now she’ll probably start stalking me.

    @34 – Razor sharp wit!! You’re going straight to the top kid!

  35. sharon wong-vialva

    that’s what a white man’s offspring looks like after he fucks a chimp. white men loves chimps pussies and baboon. they love to smell monkey house pussies. michelle obama hence the reason so many mixed breeds running around and becoming presidents you fucking racists pigs-swiper fox, mchelle obama,tom k and others. you pigs like to fuck chimps.! what’s new! and pigs will continue to suck and fuck chimps pussies. kevin federline fucked a chimp before the pig!

  36. pigslove chimpspussies

    that’s what a white man’s offspring looks like after he fucks a chimp. white men loves chimps pussies and baboon. they love to smell monkey house pussies. michelle obama hence the reason so many mixed breeds running around and becoming presidents you fucking racists pigs-swiper fox, mchelle obama,tom k and others. you pigs like to fuck chimps.! what’s new! and pigs will continue to suck and fuck chimps pussies. kevin federline fucked a chimp before the pig!

  37. chimplovers

    true!!!!. it’s the pigs that raped a lot of chimps hence the reason why we are where we are today. a half breed president .blame the pigs! those pigs had to love monkey-house pussies!!!. britney probably would have loved this half breed chimp.!

  38. Steph

    She has nice eyes.

  39. quake

    She looks like she could take a mean shit.

  40. Humptea Dumptea

    This dudes a dork. He can go to any state hospital and find tons of Britknee Spears to fuk. As for britney shes as pertinent as that cunt Modonna. Performing dance music that only bitches and faggots listen to.

  41. spookyben

    We may not need queens in the military but I would put that up against any member of the German canine corps.

  42. lucy

    Doesn’t she look like Chris Crocker? XDD

  43. Tam

    JUST KNOW THIS WHITE MEN WILL ALWAYS LIKE THE TASTE OF A BLACK WOMAN PUSSY. THAT HE THEN KISSES HIS WHITE WIFE LIPS WITH. White woman WISH THEY WERE BLACK

  44. love the smell of the monkey house cool. Michelle Obama is the reason why so many mixed races around and become the presidents of fucking racist pig-fox Swiper.

  45. Brittany Spears is a bitch. Or that guy is a complete idiot. If he really wanted to get together with Brittany Spears, he should have planned it accordingly rather than act like a stalker about it. But celebrity stalking doesn’t define people who want to collaborate with an artist because they are just like them, that they are singer/songwriters and want to work with them.

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