Britney Spears’ stalker arrested

Former American Idol contestant Miranda Tozier-Robbins was arrested yesterday after sneaking onto Britney Spears’ property and looking in the windows of her mansion. The alleged stalker was clad in a camouflage outfit, according to E! News:

According to the Malibu/Lost Hills Station, an L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy arrested 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins on suspicion of trespassing and disorderly conduct after security guards spied her peeping into Spears’ abode.
After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.
E! News has exclusively learned that Tozier-Robbins auditioned for American Idol in Boston in October 2005 with the Spears tune “Everytime”–and made it to the second round.
Obviously, she didn’t make it into the spotlight, but it was an improvement for her after being denied a golden ticket the previous year in Orlando. She subsequently blogged all about her experience.
In addition to listing Spears as her favorite artist, Tozier-Robbins wrote in her “about me” section: “I have issues but I’m working on them.”

Obviously this is all part of a coordinated effort by the producers of American Idol to kill current pop stars making the show a necessity to fill the void. — I want in. But no promises I won’t go rogue and blow up the show after completing the mission. That said, just ignore the C-4 in my trunk with Simon Cowell’s face on it. It, uh, came with the car.