Former American Idol contestant Miranda Tozier-Robbins was arrested yesterday after sneaking onto Britney Spears’ property and looking in the windows of her mansion. The alleged stalker was clad in a camouflage outfit, according to E! News:
According to the Malibu/Lost Hills Station, an L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy arrested 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins on suspicion of trespassing and disorderly conduct after security guards spied her peeping into Spears’ abode.
After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.
E! News has exclusively learned that Tozier-Robbins auditioned for American Idol in Boston in October 2005 with the Spears tune “Everytime”–and made it to the second round.
Obviously, she didn’t make it into the spotlight, but it was an improvement for her after being denied a golden ticket the previous year in Orlando. She subsequently blogged all about her experience.
In addition to listing Spears as her favorite artist, Tozier-Robbins wrote in her “about me” section: “I have issues but I’m working on them.”
Obviously this is all part of a coordinated effort by the producers of American Idol to kill current pop stars making the show a necessity to fill the void. — I want in. But no promises I won’t go rogue and blow up the show after completing the mission. That said, just ignore the C-4 in my trunk with Simon Cowell’s face on it. It, uh, came with the car.
hn | April 17, 2009 at 10:47 am
First!!!
Just Damn | April 17, 2009 at 10:47 am
Ooops.
Photoshop Police | April 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
camoflage outfit! GENIUS!
b | April 17, 2009 at 11:02 am
Is that Obamas illigal baboon auntie?
OctoMom | April 17, 2009 at 11:04 am
FAIL
Photoshop Police | April 17, 2009 at 11:08 am
@ 4
entirely benign post about celebrity stalker turns into racist diatribe in 3…2…1…
RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 11:12 am
She looks like Carl “Action Jackson” Weathers.
http://www.nndb.com/people/880/000024808/carl-weathers-1-sized.jpg
Giggles | April 17, 2009 at 11:19 am
Oh geez….is there no one better to stalk?
JRz | April 17, 2009 at 11:22 am
Better camo at the Spears residence woulda been empty Cheetos bags and dirty diapers.
GuyHolly | April 17, 2009 at 11:27 am
Maybe she was looking for K-Feds stash of KFC.
*shocked* | April 17, 2009 at 11:30 am
holly crap~ a black man with blue eyes!
dude | April 17, 2009 at 11:33 am
holy crap that’s a female??
japones | April 17, 2009 at 11:37 am
Guess what? Gay marriage isn’t a Republican v. Democrat issue…nor is it a liberal v. conservative issue. It’s a religion v. LAW issue. As soon as the GOP figures out how to adapt its core principles of conservatism to the real world 21st century, effectively removing the religious dogma from their policy positions regarding how the GOVERNMENT should operate and protect the interests of society, it will begin to make progess…and not a second sooner. You guys just don’t seem to understand that our nation has had it once and for all with your social conservatism, mostly because 90% of what you’re pushing IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE LAND, I.E., THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION AND THOSE PESKY CIVIL RIGHTS YOU HATE SO MUCH.
JRz | April 17, 2009 at 11:44 am
how did we get on the subject of gay marriage….you random fuck?
RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 11:48 am
#13 – Hey cajones, you sound like a real fucking nagger. You must be gay.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 17, 2009 at 11:52 am
#13, I love the throw out a political topic now and then, but even I think you sound like an idiot. Mostly because you are wrong. It’s the will of the people. You know, one of the ideas the Founding Fathers had for our Country.
That’s saying a lot when Ted Kennedy’s Tumor thinks your an idiot.
You have to be pretty desperate to want to stalk Brittney Spears these days.
Terrence Howard | April 17, 2009 at 11:53 am
hey it sorta looks like me
OffTheWall | April 17, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Jermaine Jackson’s illegitimate offspring ?
Amy | April 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm
the girl did NOT make it to the second round! i read her blog and all 3 (yes, paula too) trashed her singing and rejected her!
Alishiagr | April 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Miranda Tozier-Robbins: Alleged Britney Spears Stalker Arrested …
CALABASAS, Calif. – Authorities have arrested a camouflage-wearing, camera-toting woman they say was caught peeking into Britney Spears’ windows.
Britney Spears’ Windows
LPB | April 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
She didn’t get the word that Brit wouldn’t be home because she’s out touring?
Or was she really stalking the house?
baboon | April 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I was unaware that B Spears has such a large stash of bananas!!
mikeock | April 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
looks like somebody has pillow hair – if their pillow was made out of a cake pan.
Mr. Jones | April 17, 2009 at 1:50 pm
#9 – Hater of the day
“After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave”
Weird. She looks like the type who would be carrying a squeejee.
FRIST!!! | April 17, 2009 at 1:55 pm
one green eye and one blue eye. Maybe she is stalking me as well…..;
CadCat | April 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She’s prettier than Britney, ha!
testington | April 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Why does “she” have an adam’s apple?
camel_toe | April 17, 2009 at 7:40 pm
probably was trying to score an 8 ball. been there girl!
swiper the fox | April 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm
#17
All of you chimps look alike to me
Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I wonder what this black lesbian was going to do if she actually saw Britney Spears? Did she have a rape kit in her trunk? She looks like a mixture of Obama and Chris Brown with a sprinkle of chimp.
Fati | April 17, 2009 at 10:42 pm
What is this speciman’s sex? Male, female, shemale? Disgusting.
Mike Walker | April 18, 2009 at 12:33 am
She’s a, um, handsome woman.
Narcissist | April 18, 2009 at 5:44 am
She has hair issues and I don’t see any progress.
@ 9 – Good stuff.
@13 – Barry Goldwater where have you gone?
@ 17 – She was trying to smuggle baby wipes to Britneys greasy pimpled ass.
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Narcissist | April 18, 2009 at 6:59 am
She looks sad and frustrated.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high,
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid
When dreams were made and used,
And wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung,
No wine untasted.
But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
As they turn your dreams to shame.
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seems
Now life has killed
The dream I dreamed.
Now she’ll probably start stalking me.
@34 – Razor sharp wit!! You’re going straight to the top kid!
sharon wong-vialva | April 18, 2009 at 11:11 am
that’s what a white man’s offspring looks like after he fucks a chimp. white men loves chimps pussies and baboon. they love to smell monkey house pussies. michelle obama hence the reason so many mixed breeds running around and becoming presidents you fucking racists pigs-swiper fox, mchelle obama,tom k and others. you pigs like to fuck chimps.! what’s new! and pigs will continue to suck and fuck chimps pussies. kevin federline fucked a chimp before the pig!
pigslove chimpspussies | April 18, 2009 at 11:16 am
that’s what a white man’s offspring looks like after he fucks a chimp. white men loves chimps pussies and baboon. they love to smell monkey house pussies. michelle obama hence the reason so many mixed breeds running around and becoming presidents you fucking racists pigs-swiper fox, mchelle obama,tom k and others. you pigs like to fuck chimps.! what’s new! and pigs will continue to suck and fuck chimps pussies. kevin federline fucked a chimp before the pig!
chimplovers | April 18, 2009 at 11:28 am
true!!!!. it’s the pigs that raped a lot of chimps hence the reason why we are where we are today. a half breed president .blame the pigs! those pigs had to love monkey-house pussies!!!. britney probably would have loved this half breed chimp.!
Steph | April 18, 2009 at 11:51 am
She has nice eyes.
quake | April 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm
She looks like she could take a mean shit.
Humptea Dumptea | April 18, 2009 at 8:58 pm
This dudes a dork. He can go to any state hospital and find tons of Britknee Spears to fuk. As for britney shes as pertinent as that cunt Modonna. Performing dance music that only bitches and faggots listen to.
spookyben | April 19, 2009 at 12:59 am
We may not need queens in the military but I would put that up against any member of the German canine corps.
lucy | April 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Doesn’t she look like Chris Crocker? XDD
Tam | April 19, 2009 at 11:11 pm
JUST KNOW THIS WHITE MEN WILL ALWAYS LIKE THE TASTE OF A BLACK WOMAN PUSSY. THAT HE THEN KISSES HIS WHITE WIFE LIPS WITH. White woman WISH THEY WERE BLACK
micro sd | May 15, 2010 at 3:31 am
love the smell of the monkey house cool. Michelle Obama is the reason why so many mixed races around and become the presidents of fucking racist pig-fox Swiper.
Gucci handbags | May 24, 2010 at 11:27 pm
thank you
nihal | September 13, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Brittany Spears is a bitch. Or that guy is a complete idiot. If he really wanted to get together with Brittany Spears, he should have planned it accordingly rather than act like a stalker about it. But celebrity stalking doesn’t define people who want to collaborate with an artist because they are just like them, that they are singer/songwriters and want to work with them.