Britney Spears stains her shirt

April 5th, 2007 // 103 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn’t wearing a bra, but I’m not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it’d be like crawling through a pile of scorpions to catch a glimpse of Rosie O’Donnell in her bikini.

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Comments (103)

  1. spongy | April 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Wow – first

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  2. spongy | April 5, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Now, hopefully, I’ll be able to stop trolling this site multiple times per day…

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  3. Ellie | April 5, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    That’s not just a stain… it’s the waiters jizz. She wasn’t eating regular steak.. it was man-meat! Slut!

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  4. Ellie | April 5, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    BTW– where in the hell did her right hand that’s holding her purse go???

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  5. mrlithium | April 5, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    how is this important ?

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  6. Sparkles13 | April 5, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Does she even look in a mirror before she leaves?? Perhaps she’s going for “circus chic”.

    Can we get her into fashion rehab next?? Intervention anyone???

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  7. Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Look at the stupid smile on her face. I looks like she is being led from the hospital after her lobotomy operation.

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  8. Charm | April 5, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    i’m so over this train wreck

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  9. Eyeballs | April 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    It’s like she manicures her nails to look like that on purpose. Sick.

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  10. whoneedsenemies | April 5, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    That’s what happens when you are hopped up on crazy pills, trying to itch your wig, while eating a buttery steak and smiling for the camera….

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  11. Gerald Tarrant | April 5, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Nice wig Sinead O’Trashy.

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  12. HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Looks like the final part of the divorce settlement was that Kev got to splooge all over her right tit.

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  13. HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go.

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  14. Manistoned | April 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    May have seen a reflection, which induced spontaneous bile-spewing.

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  15. dannielynn'sdaddy | April 5, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Well, we certainly know it’s not breast milk…. seeing as how one has to be a mother for that.

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  16. Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Holly J – Just so we don’t get into an argument, how big are Britney’s tits?

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  17. upstart | April 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Uma: MILF
    Britney: Not so MILFy

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  18. whoneedsenemies | April 5, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    I’m surprised she didn’t swap shirts with the waitress in front of a security camera..

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  19. dannielynn'sdaddy | April 5, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I bought a gallon of paint with this exact photo on the side! I thought it was a cute little dutch boy, but it turns out that it was really a picture of an aging bald slut. I’m never going back to the Home Depot again.

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  20. DannyJames | April 5, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    that shirt is hardly see thru. does anyone ever think about the flashes of the camera? half the time when we get these “see thru shirt” pics I think its just that the bright flashes allow the camera to pick up details you cant see with the naked eye(like a nipple for instance). That outfit however, is atrocious. That hat reminds me of Toad from Super Mario 2. Who remembers that? You could be the Princess! I remember reading Britney interviews where she says that her normal wordrobe was sweats and stuff, and I was like “ya right, you high maintenance bitch”. Little did I know it was all true.

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  21. Donkey | April 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    A stain on her shirt?
    And apparently she has a big black rectangle mark on her shirt too.

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  22. dannielynn'sdaddy | April 5, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    DEAR GOD! Her hideous brown bag has eaten her right hand!!!

    Poor bag.

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  23. Donkey | April 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Stop wearing those stupid looking wigs.
    You cut your hair off bitch… Deal with it!

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  24. whoneedsenemies | April 5, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    My 3 year old niece takes care of her nails better than that!

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  25. Assclown McSteamy | April 5, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Her nipples are HUGE! Like dinner plates! Except not as clean b/c there’s probably spooge on em.

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  26. herbiefrog | April 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    …hey babe : )

    …how bout getting back to work
    …how bout writing those thoughts as songs
    …how bout being the best us you can we can be…

    [thanks alanis]

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  27. eXtasyStef | April 5, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Yeah, a mom would have one of those dorky Tide cleanup pen things and that melted butter would come right off. But in her case, she eliminated the middleman and most likely just takes the shirt off. In a moment of desperation, she probably eats it.

    Hat: Circa 1989 –50 cents at a thrift store
    Blouse: ripped from an old woman while in rehab.
    Shorts–Stolen from a Catholic school gym teacher.

    Britney learning to dress herself again…priceless.

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  28. crazyotto | April 5, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    sorry about the stain Brit,I just could’nt hold back

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  29. Lowlands | April 5, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    She only needs a dummy in her mouth and a rattle to make this a childhoodtherapy-session.

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  30. diplodufus | April 5, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    She looks like a NYC cabbie taking a lobster for a walk.

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  31. jamie | April 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    I feel sorry for her, at this point she should be getting fashion tips from Lindsay Lohan

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  32. N@ughty | April 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    #31 apparently she already is. you haven’t noticed?

    let’s look on the bright side, she’s back in the studio, she’s gotten out of rehab, she’s not flashing her thong (or her vajayay) so maybe this might be her year after all. who knows? superfish could post something about her actually GIVING a homeless guy a quarter…AND HE NEVER HAD TO ASK!

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  33. N@ughty | April 5, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    #28 hahahahahahahahaha! its funny you should say that…you put the SAME stain on MY shirt…u cheating on me with trailer trash?

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  34. Zooni | April 5, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    MILNF Mother I like not to F, unless Firestone makes full body condoms.

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  35. itspat | April 5, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    wow tough day for breasts

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  36. upstart | April 5, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    #35 – Indeed. Think I’m an ass man from now on…even tho Uma’s still MILF

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  37. Alayney | April 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    “Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go.” — HollyJ

    No doubt! What’s with that string around her button??? Looks like a tag … ???

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  38. malshag | April 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    someone please get that girl a stylist!
    all that money and she dresses like an idiot.

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  39. herbiefrog | April 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    we still…

    wanna see…
    …her head
    …why hide it ?
    …its beautiful
    …and yet you are hiding it

    to someone
    in danger
    of losing
    everything
    that they learnt

    get a grip babe : )

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  40. HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    @16 Jimbo LOL ..I’m a lovah, not a fighta

    I would call those a small C…wouldn’t you? -Only perkier cuz they’re filled with silicon, not flesh.. Notably, about half the total surface area is puffy purple areola that’s covered in overly-inflated Montgomery’s tubercles.

    Hold on. I’m so sick after visualizing her dirty UFO nipples that I need to go shit blood.

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  41. Mandypants | April 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    What’s the weird black wire wrapped around the top button of her shirt?

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  42. TrimSpaBaby | April 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    #20 Sorry, that shirt IS sorta see through, it’s not the flash. Since it has a pleated/ruffled front & cuffs you need a thin material to do that, otherwise it’ll be too stiff. You can tell by how the darts and seams show how thin it is.

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  43. johnnywad | April 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  44. HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    I think maybe this ad was placed by Britney:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/20070412.html

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  45. TrimSpaBaby | April 5, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    #44 No fucking way. It has words of over two syllables in it.

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  46. culinaryprincess | April 5, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    big deal, who doesnt spill drinks on their shirt at least once….she looks damn good!

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  47. Rock Lobster | April 5, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    What is with Brit’s affintity for absolutely atrocious hats? I understand that she’s using them to keep her cheap wigs in place, but must they be so ugly?

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  48. TrimSpaBaby | April 5, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    See, this is proof she has a drinking problem. Or a problem drinking. One of those.

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  49. HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    37 & 41 – I think the little string is tied to that crinkled list of fuckers she wants dead.

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  50. gatorgirl | April 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Yeah, I don’t care about the flash bulbs. Surely she KNEW there would be flashbulbs, so the fact that she won’t wear a bra must be because a. she can’t figure out how to hook it, or b. she figures she’s gonna get someone somewhere to give it to her in a bathroom, she may as well have one less article of clothing on.

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