Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn’t wearing a bra, but I’m not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it’d be like crawling through a pile of scorpions to catch a glimpse of Rosie O’Donnell in her bikini.
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Now, hopefully, I’ll be able to stop trolling this site multiple times per day…
That’s not just a stain… it’s the waiters jizz. She wasn’t eating regular steak.. it was man-meat! Slut!
BTW– where in the hell did her right hand that’s holding her purse go???
how is this important ?
Does she even look in a mirror before she leaves?? Perhaps she’s going for “circus chic”.
Can we get her into fashion rehab next?? Intervention anyone???
Look at the stupid smile on her face. I looks like she is being led from the hospital after her lobotomy operation.
i’m so over this train wreck
It’s like she manicures her nails to look like that on purpose. Sick.
That’s what happens when you are hopped up on crazy pills, trying to itch your wig, while eating a buttery steak and smiling for the camera….
Nice wig Sinead O’Trashy.
Looks like the final part of the divorce settlement was that Kev got to splooge all over her right tit.
Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go.
May have seen a reflection, which induced spontaneous bile-spewing.
Well, we certainly know it’s not breast milk…. seeing as how one has to be a mother for that.
Holly J – Just so we don’t get into an argument, how big are Britney’s tits?
Uma: MILF
Britney: Not so MILFy
I’m surprised she didn’t swap shirts with the waitress in front of a security camera..
Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I bought a gallon of paint with this exact photo on the side! I thought it was a cute little dutch boy, but it turns out that it was really a picture of an aging bald slut. I’m never going back to the Home Depot again.
that shirt is hardly see thru. does anyone ever think about the flashes of the camera? half the time when we get these “see thru shirt” pics I think its just that the bright flashes allow the camera to pick up details you cant see with the naked eye(like a nipple for instance). That outfit however, is atrocious. That hat reminds me of Toad from Super Mario 2. Who remembers that? You could be the Princess! I remember reading Britney interviews where she says that her normal wordrobe was sweats and stuff, and I was like “ya right, you high maintenance bitch”. Little did I know it was all true.
A stain on her shirt?
And apparently she has a big black rectangle mark on her shirt too.
DEAR GOD! Her hideous brown bag has eaten her right hand!!!
Poor bag.
Stop wearing those stupid looking wigs.
You cut your hair off bitch… Deal with it!
My 3 year old niece takes care of her nails better than that!
Her nipples are HUGE! Like dinner plates! Except not as clean b/c there’s probably spooge on em.
…hey babe : )
…how bout getting back to work
…how bout writing those thoughts as songs
…how bout being the best us you can we can be…
[thanks alanis]
Yeah, a mom would have one of those dorky Tide cleanup pen things and that melted butter would come right off. But in her case, she eliminated the middleman and most likely just takes the shirt off. In a moment of desperation, she probably eats it.
Hat: Circa 1989 –50 cents at a thrift store
Blouse: ripped from an old woman while in rehab.
Shorts–Stolen from a Catholic school gym teacher.
Britney learning to dress herself again…priceless.
sorry about the stain Brit,I just could’nt hold back
She only needs a dummy in her mouth and a rattle to make this a childhoodtherapy-session.
She looks like a NYC cabbie taking a lobster for a walk.
I feel sorry for her, at this point she should be getting fashion tips from Lindsay Lohan
#31 apparently she already is. you haven’t noticed?
let’s look on the bright side, she’s back in the studio, she’s gotten out of rehab, she’s not flashing her thong (or her vajayay) so maybe this might be her year after all. who knows? superfish could post something about her actually GIVING a homeless guy a quarter…AND HE NEVER HAD TO ASK!
#28 hahahahahahahahaha! its funny you should say that…you put the SAME stain on MY shirt…u cheating on me with trailer trash?
MILNF Mother I like not to F, unless Firestone makes full body condoms.
wow tough day for breasts
#35 – Indeed. Think I’m an ass man from now on…even tho Uma’s still MILF
“Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go.” — HollyJ
No doubt! What’s with that string around her button??? Looks like a tag … ???
someone please get that girl a stylist!
all that money and she dresses like an idiot.
we still…
wanna see…
…her head
…why hide it ?
…its beautiful
…and yet you are hiding it
to someone
in danger
of losing
everything
that they learnt
get a grip babe : )
@16 Jimbo LOL ..I’m a lovah, not a fighta
I would call those a small C…wouldn’t you? -Only perkier cuz they’re filled with silicon, not flesh.. Notably, about half the total surface area is puffy purple areola that’s covered in overly-inflated Montgomery’s tubercles.
Hold on. I’m so sick after visualizing her dirty UFO nipples that I need to go shit blood.
What’s the weird black wire wrapped around the top button of her shirt?
#20 Sorry, that shirt IS sorta see through, it’s not the flash. Since it has a pleated/ruffled front & cuffs you need a thin material to do that, otherwise it’ll be too stiff. You can tell by how the darts and seams show how thin it is.
I’d hit it.
I think maybe this ad was placed by Britney:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/20070412.html
#44 No fucking way. It has words of over two syllables in it.
big deal, who doesnt spill drinks on their shirt at least once….she looks damn good!
What is with Brit’s affintity for absolutely atrocious hats? I understand that she’s using them to keep her cheap wigs in place, but must they be so ugly?
See, this is proof she has a drinking problem. Or a problem drinking. One of those.
37 & 41 – I think the little string is tied to that crinkled list of fuckers she wants dead.
Yeah, I don’t care about the flash bulbs. Surely she KNEW there would be flashbulbs, so the fact that she won’t wear a bra must be because a. she can’t figure out how to hook it, or b. she figures she’s gonna get someone somewhere to give it to her in a bathroom, she may as well have one less article of clothing on.