Britney Spears shaved her hair to avoid drug testing

Where is her stupid mother now? I actually (yes, this is shameful) read their book “Heart to Heart” and it was just the two of them gushing about how wonderful their relationship was and how close they were.

Apparently, in true white trash fashion, Lynn Spears did everything in her power to pimp out her daughter (think JonBenet Ramsey) so that she could become a “star,” and now that Britney is washed up, Lynn is out of the picture. How can a mother let her child become like this, particularly after spouting to the public only a few years ago that she loves, protects, and would do anything for her? Maybe it’s just Britney has shoved her mother away because she hates what she put her through to make her a celebrity.

#97 – affectionately known as a ‘Chelsea Smile’.

TheLegend68 – are you masturbating and crying all at the same time you’re posting here? Why you’re quite the little multitasker.

She looks like Remy on the balcony in Higher Learning.

i think she would have taken the hair with her if she was really afraid of a drug test (or shaved it at home), instead of leaving it in a beauty salon.

I think even Her Vagisty would know better than to shave her head in public if she was ducking a drug test. She’d do it at home, burn it, and get a contact high.

From what I’ve heard, Promises is more of a spa than a rehab. Bonaduce was there and he kept calling it Camp Snoopy until Knott’s threatened to sue him.

Me being ashamed that I know that after the jump.

The LAPD should quit such a bunch of pansies and just go C.R.A.S.H. unit for one night on all these shit (S) listers. No mercy, just stop’em and and frisk’em, if they resist just crack their skulls open. Go into all these places where they hang out and trash all of them. And the do a full press thing where they reveal all the shit they found.

*being such a bunch of pansies

*then

stupid typekey

And Ramblebrook, I’ll only correct you by saying that #70 wasn’t me…..it’s my troll….and request that you pay attention. I’m not going to get into the whole story behind the troll. Someone else can or you can read for yourself or whatever.

#108 Sure…typekey’s fault, Slim ;)

Looks like they’ll have to test the curly hair then.

111 now you know she doesn’t have any

Supposedly she’s checked out AGAIN:
http://etonline.com/celebrities/spotlight/38874/index.html

The latest rumor is she has already left rehab.

both Kevin and Britney’s reps deny the drug test rumors, I think that should be mentioned somewhere in the post.

Isn’t the hair for sale on Ebay? why doesn’t kevin buy it there?

OH, because he can’t afford it

@5
@68
Thank you very much.

This motherfucker K-Fed is starting to get on my good side. First, he makes fun of himself in a commercial that’s hysterical and then he gets this stupid retard so scared with threats of testing her hair, the dumb bitch shaves her head!!!

I thought Britney was bored after Anna Nicole Smith chocked on my cock and Britney wasn’t getting any attention in the news so she shaved her head. I guess that’s better then getting bored and dropping one of the soon to be retards on their head again. Poor kids……….

I’ll make it brief: I have a magical troll who types my thoughts. I do not type them. Is that clear?

Now where are my damn meds…

Legend68 is just that retarded 14 year old WiseMan (at least I hope that shit isn’t coming from an adult, Christ!)
Oh, and Brit probably was just too FUBAR to think to grab her hair before taking off.
Oh well, at least she’s getting the help that I need.
I mean SHE needs…..heh heh

here’s how twitneys rehab should go—-

http://www.hardtied.com/main.php

Miss Britney “Einsteen” Spears

um…you meant to misspell Einstein, right?

Second, she’s already checked out of rehab.

I’m so psyched. I won’t be happy until we get the breaking news she went belly up like ANS.

She shaved it to be in V For Vendetta 2.

-Ashlee Simpson

Does her shirt say Deftones?

You got the dyke thing down Brit.

Well, there you go. Britney is officially a drug addict. She’s gotten rid of her only chance of proving otherwise. If I were her, i would be on Ebay getting my hair back for proper disposal because it can easily be DNA checked and there is a video record of when it was cut. However, the court will probably just assume the worst about her, especially since she purposely tried to get rid of the evidence.

I don’t have time to go through the messages to read what everyone else put, but they test the ROOT of the hair for drugs. Although they can test the entire legnth of the strand to see the history, so Sorry, Beautiful – If you shaved your head to avoid being proven a user – you screwed up.

Still loving you, and stalking your online news

T.Vincent

Oh great – hasn’t anyone figured out that TheLegend68 = WiseMan from a day or so ago?

Get ready for an onslaught of the Koran…..

Lovely, Lovely, Lovely. You people, I swear – Potato head? Geeeese, Louise – Nice 7 year old personalities!

K-Fed(up) has no room for error, considering looking gives the impression that he is completely geeked out, and his sperm doner profession needn’t be forgotten… oh and what about him out at the club hanging his wang out for all the ‘ladies’(not to mention his gold digging, Give me a cool mill or two, that will definately replace me wanting my kids.) Um-hum – Fuc*ing Loser. Too bad Shar didn’t warn Brit about his skanky ass… Living with that fuc*nut for that long, I’d loose my marbles too, I’d imagine.

Legend68 has Tourette’s.

I see a poor, hurting little girl who doesn’t have any friends or doesn’t know who her real friends are. Where the hell is her mother? Oh right, mommy sold her out years ago.

The girl had two children in two years and her marriage falls apart, with the whole world watching. I’d get drunk too.

Britney, you can come hide out in my spare room.

An apple in one hand, cigarette in the other, talk about healthy.

Oh, and I forgot, Britney, I can send someone to kneecap the shit you married.

#79 What a funny!

I’m still stroking furiously like a caged chimp.

Maybe Britney is tired of people like you guys nitpicking every move she makes. This is a sign that she doesn’t care anymore. Get over it! She’s not the first celebrity to thrown in the towl because her every move is followed…Go through what she has and see how you feel afterwards. Get a life guys!!

Yes, she’s got one of those size stickers on the side of her pants. What a dumb bitch. She is notorious for leaving the tags on her clothing.

BTW, her tank top says “Delicious.” It’s from Victoria’s Secret.

What am I missing? How come Britney and so many other celebrities “live” in hotels? Doesn’t B have a house?

the thing that i found most interesting is that the tank top she’s wearing came free with a purchase of six bath and body items at victoria’s secret.

i just got it this past weekend.

btw, is that the buff manny? or just some d-bag hanging around?

No one listens to me anymore. I said this was the reason days go. Haven’t you guys ever used drugs!
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/britney_spears_shaved_her_head.html#comment-262731

~bubba

#138, so did I. Brit’s wearing free shit? What is the world coming to?

Poor girl…

#140, Seriously.

Another funny thing is that she got that free for buying bath and body items. Not underwear or anything.

Britney Spears is my kind of gal. She is much more marketable now.She has finally passed into American adulthood! John Waters should become her manager. She Rocks Now!!!

I think she should have a new stage show with real African dancers where she appears with a real spear, naked from the waist up with possibly a bone through her nose and have it underwritten by National Geographic.

wow, that’s pretty drastic…but it does explain it…