If she stays fat, bald, and drugged, she’ll turn completely lesbian. But she’ll probably keep her kids. Rosie will unleash the pit bulls on K-Fed.
Well I suppose this explanation makes a bit more sense…just goes to show that if you threaten testing any of Britney’s body parts, she’d be willing (or stupid enough) to dispose of them.
That’s proper disturbing.
Hah!! as if we needed more proof, SHE’S TOO STOOPID TO LIVE.
Goddamn, I’m scared. She looks like she would beat me up for a handful of Cheetos. Half a handful even.
What the hell is that on the back on her right pant leg? It looks like one of those stickers that are on new pants to show the size.
It’s really awesome of the facility to let her keep smoking like that. I was under the impression that you couldn’t have any stimulants including caffeine, chocolate, nicotine…
I’d also feel real safe somewhere where a person could just climb a tree and see you. Tight security they have going on there.
If it was true then surely she would have taken the hair with her?
If you shave your head, they pluck out hairs from your body anyhow. You can’t get ’em all Brit, lord knows I’ve tried. What the hell is she on anyhow? I’m confused about all this…you don’t test hair for alcohol. Is Brit on the pipe?
On a side note, I think this is the ugliest set of pictures I have ever seen of her. She’s starting to get into that weird Michael Jackson territory…
@10, that just goes to show how deluded she is, to actually think that everybody else is operating at her negative IQ level.
When you pull shit like that it just establishes that you are ON something. Apart from the fact they can just pull a hair out of her fat stinky ass.
Therapist: “How are you feeling today Britney?”
Britney: “Much better. I realize now that I was running away from my responsibilities. I shouldn’t spend all my time goofing off with my friends instead of doing something productive with my life. I don’t want to be a bad role model for my kids.”
Therapist: “You’re making excellent progress, jrzmommy–err, I mean, Britney.”
Boy George is looking terrific! Pink is definitely his color.
#9, #12, Here are some answers:
How much hair is needed?
Shaving her legs by the pool? And the hotel was okay with this?! We have quite a few skanks use the public swimming pools where I live in London, but i’ve never seen ANYONE shave their legs by the pool – gross…
Does her shirt say “Delerious”? How appropriate.
She’s probably just a knee-down shaver. I’ll bet she’s not shaving anywhere else, either. If she’s naked, probably looks like ZZ Top coming at ya.
It’s obvious Britney doesn’t want to give any information about her drug habit/addiction.If she does she knows there’s a big chance she’s gonna lose her kids and tens of millions of $$…Because i’m sometimes a real nice guy and always caring (still haven’t received any cheque) i’m gonna give her some helpful information.IF she’s frequently using drugs, i don’t believe she’s a heroin user.To quit with heroin is a kind of hard because the body needs methadon to fight the bodily pain.All the other drugs is much more easier to quit with,even crack.Amphetamines and cocaine are relatively easy to quit with.You don’t even need a rehab for this to quit all you need is a iron selfdiscipline.But the rehab is good for Britney i think.They can guide her and she’s in the perfect environment to quit her eventually drug-habit.It’s to easy to say all the time she’s a cunt or a whore or whatever.That’s the first thing maybe rednecks say.
#19, as a redneck who married into a Hispanic family, I just want you to know I never called Britney a cunt or a whore. I like Britney. I hope she gets her power back and kicks all our asses.
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