Britney Spears shaved her hair to avoid drug testing

February 21st, 2007 // 144 Comments






  1. woodhorse

    If she stays fat, bald, and drugged, she’ll turn completely lesbian. But she’ll probably keep her kids. Rosie will unleash the pit bulls on K-Fed.

  2. hellcat1983

    Well I suppose this explanation makes a bit more sense…just goes to show that if you threaten testing any of Britney’s body parts, she’d be willing (or stupid enough) to dispose of them.

  3. TheLegend68

    That’s proper disturbing.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    Hah!! as if we needed more proof, SHE’S TOO STOOPID TO LIVE.

  5. sayll

    Goddamn, I’m scared. She looks like she would beat me up for a handful of Cheetos. Half a handful even.

  6. milk*n*cupcakes


  7. milk*n*cupcakes

    What the hell is that on the back on her right pant leg? It looks like one of those stickers that are on new pants to show the size.

  8. fame is funny

    It’s really awesome of the facility to let her keep smoking like that. I was under the impression that you couldn’t have any stimulants including caffeine, chocolate, nicotine…

    I’d also feel real safe somewhere where a person could just climb a tree and see you. Tight security they have going on there.

  9. If it was true then surely she would have taken the hair with her?

  10. fame is funny

    If you shave your head, they pluck out hairs from your body anyhow. You can’t get ‘em all Brit, lord knows I’ve tried. What the hell is she on anyhow? I’m confused about all this…you don’t test hair for alcohol. Is Brit on the pipe?

  11. fame is funny

    On a side note, I think this is the ugliest set of pictures I have ever seen of her. She’s starting to get into that weird Michael Jackson territory…

  12. BarbadoSlim

    @10, that just goes to show how deluded she is, to actually think that everybody else is operating at her negative IQ level.
    When you pull shit like that it just establishes that you are ON something. Apart from the fact they can just pull a hair out of her fat stinky ass.

  13. Libraesque

    Therapist: “How are you feeling today Britney?”

    Britney: “Much better. I realize now that I was running away from my responsibilities. I shouldn’t spend all my time goofing off with my friends instead of doing something productive with my life. I don’t want to be a bad role model for my kids.”

    Therapist: “You’re making excellent progress, jrzmommy–err, I mean, Britney.”

  14. mrs.t

    Boy George is looking terrific! Pink is definitely his color.

  15. woodhorse

    #9, #12, Here are some answers:

    How much hair is needed?

  16. BritishBitch

    Shaving her legs by the pool? And the hotel was okay with this?! We have quite a few skanks use the public swimming pools where I live in London, but i’ve never seen ANYONE shave their legs by the pool – gross…

  17. ch474

    Does her shirt say “Delerious”? How appropriate.

  18. MrSemprini

    She’s probably just a knee-down shaver. I’ll bet she’s not shaving anywhere else, either. If she’s naked, probably looks like ZZ Top coming at ya.

  19. Lowlands

    It’s obvious Britney doesn’t want to give any information about her drug habit/addiction.If she does she knows there’s a big chance she’s gonna lose her kids and tens of millions of $$…Because i’m sometimes a real nice guy and always caring (still haven’t received any cheque) i’m gonna give her some helpful information.IF she’s frequently using drugs, i don’t believe she’s a heroin user.To quit with heroin is a kind of hard because the body needs methadon to fight the bodily pain.All the other drugs is much more easier to quit with,even crack.Amphetamines and cocaine are relatively easy to quit with.You don’t even need a rehab for this to quit all you need is a iron selfdiscipline.But the rehab is good for Britney i think.They can guide her and she’s in the perfect environment to quit her eventually drug-habit.It’s to easy to say all the time she’s a cunt or a whore or whatever.That’s the first thing maybe rednecks say.

  20. woodhorse

    #19, as a redneck who married into a Hispanic family, I just want you to know I never called Britney a cunt or a whore. I like Britney. I hope she gets her power back and kicks all our asses.

  21. Lowlands

    I don’t want to offend rednecks.slowly i’ve to admit i’ve some ‘rednecks’ friends as well.

  22. Tetsuo

    What the hell kind of drugs do you need to be on for even Kevin fucking Federline to be threatening to drug test you? That’s like Keith Richards dissing someone for being a junkie.

  23. TheLegend68

    Putrid slut.

  24. NicotineEyePatch

    It’s obvious Britney very sorely NEEDS information about her own drug addiction.

    If she thinks shaving her head will help her beat a follicle test, maybe she should be threatened with a blood test. “Is it okay witch y’all if I jes drain muh blud over in that there swimmin’ hole? Ah mean, uh, pool?”

  25. lustpockets

    I beleive I told you all the drug test angle yesterday, so its not news to me. Who hasnt shaved thier head to avoid a hair follicle drug test before, I mean come on.

  26. Ramblebrook

    Let the trailertrash shine through.
    5 years ago, did anyone think that Christina Aguilera would come out looking like the one that has it together?
    #19 got it right. She’s gonna loose her kids and more money to my man K-Fed. The man that flipped the script and did what plenty of women have done to Rich men, to some dumb Bumpkin from Louisiana.

  27. I have to agree with #9. If the hair story is true, why wouldn’t she have taken it with her? Now I hear it’s worth millions on Ebay?
    I guess if KFed wants it now, he’ll have to pay for it. HA!

  28. BarbadoSlim

    @26, I have spewed my disdain for Earl on many occasions, now I feel I have wronged him.

    that man was a SAINT, can you imagine having to live with this retard and all her crazy shit. Probably high all the time. No wonder he took off for Vegas at every possible moment. He’s not gonna get paid enough.

  29. Lowlands

    I don’t know about the USA-laws.But is it allowed to just refuse a hair- or bloodtest?I’m telling you the first person ever who’s gonna force me to do a hairtest,i’m gonna rip a fistfull of hair outta the person ass.

  30. In the series of photos above, does it look like:

    A.She’s trying to rob the guy

    B.Doing her best Robert De Niro impression

  31. jrzmommy

    What a fucking doormat!

    Life Coach: So, Libraesque…I mean, Jabba the Hut….you seem to be getting fatter and uglier and smellier by the day. What’s going on?

    Jabba the Hut: It’s these Birkenstocks…..I can’t walk very fast in them. Plus I’m still mourning Angelina Jolie’s mother’s death, so I haven’t had much energy….grief, you know.

  32. BarbadoSlim

    Oh boy, here we go…

  33. Lowlands

    Are you ever sleeping?

  34. goalslaw

    No @ #17, her shirt says “Deliverance,” which is loosely based on her family.

  35. BarbadoSlim

    Not really, I’m always “on”

  36. She should hook up with Edward Furlong from American History X.

  37. The VZA

    I can’t believe I’ll be the first to post a terrble pun like this; it’s “American Britney X!”

    I’m ashamed of myself for that.

  38. Lowlands

    (35)I know you’ve secretly a crush on me and i’m very honoured.But i wasn’t talking to you dear.

  39. supafreak

    #19 is full of shit. Heroin and painkillers are tough to detox from, but benzodiazepines are one of the worst groups, while being one of the most popular. Included are valium, xanax, klonopin, etc. and detox can be FATAL if you go cold turkey. Have you ever read a PDR? Don’t spread you lack of knowledge on here by saying it only takes strong self discipline b/c you are giving advice that could kill somebody.

    Any form of cocaine is only a 2 day detox. Alcohol detox from everyday use over a prolonged period is one of the worst I have seen. To claim that detox/rehab is not needed for anything except opiates further proves your ignorance. In patient rehab provides an essential way of life in order to help ppl stay straight.

  40. FloridaGirl

    #8 “It’s really awesome of the facility to let her keep smoking like that.”

    Clearly you are an expert on rehab. Unless she is in rehab for a nicotine addiction, they would advise here against trying to give cigarette smoking up at this time. She needs to focus on whatever she is dealing with – trying to quit smoking on top of that would decrease her chances of success.

  41. jrzmommy

    Her shirt doesn’t say Deliverance, does it?

  42. TheLegend68

    Putrid cum bucket slut.

  43. TheLegend68

    Her shirt says putrid potato headed slut.

  44. EJ

    Is she smoking in rehab? I’ve never been in rehab, so I’m probably just talking out of my ass here, but I didn’t think they let you have cigarettes, alcohol, coffee, etc.?

    I mean, I thought the whole point was “clean living” and understanding why you’re drawn to be addicted to something. I didn’t think the point was to trade one addiction for another. Otherwise, it seems like you’re not going to stay clean once you get out.

  45. Thikzipr

    (38) Maybe you shouldn’t be talking at tall……..

  46. Susieq

    It’s not like KFed can go into court and demand a drug test anyway. They’d need probable cause, and at this point, with so much at stake (money, the kids, etc.) KFed’s word is hardly credible.

  47. chiris

    Nails can also be tested for drugs! What a stupid woman

  48. FloridaGirl

    #44 please read #40. You are talkng out of your ass. You do not give up all your vices in one fell swoop if you hope to ultimately be clean.

  49. chiris

    Hey, but didn’t the tattoo parlor want to auction her hair on eBay? LOL Nice job, Britney.

  50. TheLegend68

    Potato headed slut.

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