Britney Spears spends her birthday with Paris

December 3rd, 2007 // 81 Comments

Britney Spears stopped by the Scandinavian Style Mansion during her 26th birthday festivities Saturday night. After partygoers sang “Happy Birthday” to Britney, Paris Hilton arrived and I’ll assume a chill was felt in the air. OK! Magazine reports:

Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. “Paris drank in the attention,” one witness tells OK!. “Posing for the camera and eating it up.”

Britney and Paris ended up making nice and partied the rest of the night at the Four Seasons. Hey, awesome, these two are hanging out. Vagina season started already? Shit, this is like finding out Hitler is still alive. Except this time around, instead of invading Europe, he’s trying to throw acid in your eyes. And he’s really good at it. Like mad good. You could be sitting at home; minding your own business. Then, bam! Your eyeball just got an acid sandwich. Ooh, that sneaky Hitler!

NOTE: I’m pretty sure that’s the most accurate metaphor of seeing Britney Spears vagina anyone has ever written. Kevin Federline probably read this and wept. He’s been there, man. And I just made him relive it with my words. They should really name a state after me.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
superficial

  1. rk

    @18 – oohhh, i see. thanks. that’s better than nothing, but i still wish you could do it straight from the home page…

  2. landy

    now she has really entered the dark side!! befriending Paris is one of the worst things she could do…not that she was ever very great!!!!
    I mean her music is so horrible even dogs won’t listen!!!
    check out this video of what happens when dogs hear her music!!!
    it is hilarious!!

    http://www.worldwidefido.com/favorites/post/379

  3. Erin

    Nice fake-baked old lady titties and greasy-ass weave. She looks like a baked potato soaked in whiskey. And doesn’t she have enough cash left for some Proactiv to counteract the effects of the dope? Or shit, at least a tub of Noxzema. And a bottle of lotion, And a shower. And some shampoo. I bet she needs deodorant too. Christ only knows what that train wreck smells like.

  4. Not today

    New way of viewing pictures is very, very slow. We like the old way!

  5. This is a perfect example of how a man can give you a nervous break down. Maybe she was mentally unstable, but she was hiding it at least…then she got married. You can’t love somebody else if you can’t love yourself.

  6. Fugg that

    Gotta agree with the dudes here , new way of picture viewing sucks ass big time, u had that idea when sleeping with Cher?

  7. ack

    tell me again, WHY is she off the proactiv? or is it just that the meth has taken over?

  8. Why not?

    People…her hair is not -greasy-. It’s the glue used to hold the extensions in.

    Also, I just wanted to say Britney looks fabulous there…. and she does look a bit sunburned, huh?

    Happy belated 26th Britney! <3

  9. W

    ahh #1, so right, this shit is irritating.

  10. Liz

    Somebody wash her hair

  11. Thora

    I HATE THE NEW PHOTO LAYOUT!!!
    Now I have to open every bloody story to view the pics and NO right-clicking and selecting open in new window did NOT get me the big picture that I wanted. This is just an extra step for the user. Why would this be considered an improvement?!?
    Change is not always progress – bring me my pics back.

  12. Who is Britney’s fan? I got a news that she had a profile at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site for singles from each race. seems the username is britenybabe there. wanna check and IM her there. wow

  13. Hollywood Agent

    She has nice teeth, that’s it. There is nothing else nice about her.

  14. Beth

    FOR THE LOVE OF GAWDDDDD- with all that money… you would think she would do something with THAT hair!! Greasy black roots all the time, bad skin, … she looks like crapola.

  15. Beth

    FOR THE LOVE OF GAWDDDDD- with all that money… you would think she would do something with THAT hair!! Greasy black roots all the time, bad skin, … she looks like crapola.

  16. LALALALA

    I WAS STARTING TO LIKE THIS SITE BETTER THAN TMZ TILL U FUCKED UP THE PIC THING BRING IT BACK THE NEW WAY BLOWS AND TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD I LIKED THE BIG ONES

  17. ha8ter

    She needs to FIRE whoever does her weave. Horrid. She is officially more white trashy than the actual white trash trailer park dwellers. She now is sporting the potbelly in tight clothing look. Klassy.

  18. Echo27

    Why does this bitch insist on wearing chokers? They only emphasize her linebacker-like neck!

  19. Aneta

    She looks happy and healthy?

    More like drugged and getting ready for sumo wrestling!

  20. emily

    britney spears i hope you had a great 26th birthday and if i know were you live i would of sent u card britney spears i am your biggest fan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS ONLY IF I COULD MEET YOU IN PERSON THAT WOULD MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  21. rich&welladjusted

    like the way she looks makes me want to back hand her in the mouth. first you hair looks like you did your own color and weave at home. 2nd you choker and dress look like somethin from 2002 and its too small for you. 3rd your eyebrows look a mess get them waxed. 4th your f#cking shoe is broken. do something with your life. have you hair and makeup done properly. shop in the year 2007. get your stuff together, you idiot.

  22. OhBritBrit

    Those sores on the side of her mouth are a real turnoff. I appreciate that she at least tried to cover them up, but she needs to see a dermatologist.

    Wordy McWord to whoever said she ought to show some balls and embrace the short hair thing. It would be so much better than those nappy, greasy matted extensions. I know other celebs with extensions that look so much better. Why are hers always so gross?

    Her chest looks like an old soccer mom’s, what with all the freckles and tanning.

    And someone needs to tell melonhead that bangs are much better for her face. I’ve seen less forehead on bald men. It just makes her look like a man in drag.

  23. she actually looks kind of nice in these photos. cute smiles, but her skin looks terrible! and what’s up with the garter around her thick neck? and she seriously needs to get back into shape finally! i still love her though! so i made this little birthday game as a tribute:

    http://www.fyrebug.com/displaygame.php?gameid=434

    also, this new system with the thumbnails on the right totally doesn’t work for me. PLEASE put them back beneath the large photo!

  24. mj

    lo lo love the way we look at pictures now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but… how do we go back to the main page , i cant find the way to go back to the superficial. thanks

  25. starloc

    I’m no fan but she actually looks pretty. Her weave could be better and her skin, but she actually looks pretty.

  26. danielle

    ok to all the men out there!
    first of all, everyone please stop writing all this crap about fucking britney spears. It wont happen to you in a million of years but…you can wank over her picture anytime. get your facts straight before trying to be matcho men!!!!

    Peace out X

  27. kelley

    she needs to:

    1. shower.
    2. fix and brush her awful hair extensions.
    3. take some meds for that growth near her mouth.
    4. hire a stylist.
    5. act normal.

  28. Marina

    SHE LOOKS BETTER, BUT STILL SHE NEEDS 2 LOOSE LIKE 30 LBS!!

  29. Mike

    SHE’S LOOKING GOOD

  30. edward

    she is older maybe this is the reason why someone said she joined an online service
    sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil
    and support them. what a slur..

  31. I don’t know how VITAS got into this conversation, but since he did and I found this googling, I am going to add my plug for him. He is incredible!! And I do not know if it is pure rumor or not (guess we shall soon see) but it has been reported that he will appear with Britney in Tokyo on New Year!
    http://news.rin.ru/news///150192/13/

Leave A Comment