Britney Spears spends her birthday with Paris

December 3rd, 2007 // 81 Comments

Britney Spears stopped by the Scandinavian Style Mansion during her 26th birthday festivities Saturday night. After partygoers sang “Happy Birthday” to Britney, Paris Hilton arrived and I’ll assume a chill was felt in the air. OK! Magazine reports:

Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. “Paris drank in the attention,” one witness tells OK!. “Posing for the camera and eating it up.”

Britney and Paris ended up making nice and partied the rest of the night at the Four Seasons. Hey, awesome, these two are hanging out. Vagina season started already? Shit, this is like finding out Hitler is still alive. Except this time around, instead of invading Europe, he’s trying to throw acid in your eyes. And he’s really good at it. Like mad good. You could be sitting at home; minding your own business. Then, bam! Your eyeball just got an acid sandwich. Ooh, that sneaky Hitler!

NOTE: I’m pretty sure that’s the most accurate metaphor of seeing Britney Spears vagina anyone has ever written. Kevin Federline probably read this and wept. He’s been there, man. And I just made him relive it with my words. They should really name a state after me.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. Cosmanaut

    I hate this new way of looking at the pictures. Bring back the thumbnails that when clicked open the picture full size!!!!

  2. Adi

    Somethin worse than AIDS, Herpes n Cancer put together…has just been invented by em….

  3. Jayde

    Happy 25th

  4. do you think they would http://do1t.net ?

  5. tp

    I hope she had a designated driver!!!

  6. ifihadahifi

    Please change the way we look at pictures!

  7. p0nk

    headline should have read “Britney spends Birthday IN Paris”.

  8. Andrea

    Her tan is so uneven, she looks like a burnt chicken

  9. Lovely

    she looks happy, but her hair is SO GOD AWFUL!!! Does she wash it EVER?!?! How can she look in the mirror and think that looks good? I’m so confused.

  10. dixiegirl

    for the love of God someone hire this child a hair dresser and someone to wax those eyebrows!!

  11. @Jade it was her 26th!!

  12. Jayde

    Steve – i know. I was being cynical.

  13. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty.

    WTF is this STUPID new pic thing??? it’s SHIT! I wanted to look at the last pic, well buck it I am not bothering. I assume this site wants it’s numbers to reduce, cos that feature is certainly going to work

  14. RENEE...

    Holy sun damaged skin and ratty hair. She’s looking pretty stocky too. Oh, okay, I’ll try to be nicer, it is her bday afterall…Happy Birthday, bitch. Welcome to getting older beotch! At 26 you won’t be able to pull off the Lolita crap anymore! Maybe its time to grow up a little, take care of your kids, and maybe even get a GED or something instead of spending all your time tanning and shopping. Vapid bitch.

  15. Ashley

    Seriously…this way of looking at the pictures DOES suck. Bring back the other way. Everytime I wanna see one of the pictures full size it shows me the same dumb picture! Grrrrr I like seeing the details of the uglier pictures…

  16. aja

    She looks happy and healthy

  17. p

    people open your eyes…the tumbnails are still there on the top right hand column………click on which one you want to see itstead of going through the entire thing………….geeezee

  18. JD

    This new format is horrible for viewing in an RSS reader.

  19. Ali

    Watching these pictures are the most annoying thing now. I will definitely not come back here if you don’t change the way we watched the photos as they were before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. not so bad

    comb the eyebrow, fix the hair, add an extra layer of foundation and she could be kinda hot

  21. C’mon, don’t diss the Brit-gina. I’d hit it with just an extra-safe condom. I’m braver than you!! And you wrestle live bears! Nothing compared to doing the brit-gina…

  22. LL

    She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.

    But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).

  23. LL

    She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.

    But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).

  24. LL

    Doh! sorry for the double post.

  25. ^^^^^^ Paris ate Brit out that night and I saw a picture to prove it. Safe for work, it’s just her lips, the kind on her mouth………..

  26. hill

    Um… her hair STILL hasn’t grown out?? WTF?

  27. shanipie

    are yall seriously on crack?
    Whoever is saying she looks good that is.
    Come on seriously, look at her body in the last pic!
    Those legs and gut along with the sun scorched skin and greasified head?
    Please send her some help. I just don’t get it. i NEVER go out looking like that and I have no money…how does she manage this?

  28. @ shanipie: I’m even considering I’d do her with just 2 beers on me!! Save me!!

  29. hmmm

    28-
    she has a cute smile, i think that is the problem

  30. @28 I have to side with Mr. Truth. She does not look half bad.

  31. shanipie

    Oh lord its happened…all the men in the world have gone partially blind.
    Your seriously telling me you’d consider sleeping with her?
    So apparently you don’t mind lose vag and the smell of fritos.
    But atleast no kissing right? I mean she can’t possibly remember to brush her teeth. Afterall she is so busy with her awesome career and taking care of two boys 24/7…oh wait

  32. @32 Shanipie, Why is it OK for guys to have many sexual partners and if a female does she has a lose vag and it smells like fritos? How many guys have you been with? Britney would not be at the top of my list of celbs to have sex with, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

  33. HappyYummy

    She’s never coming back to how she was. I gave up months ago. Hey, at least her teeth look good, right?!

  34. Chef

    Sun cooked skin, wrinkled cleavage, smokin them cigs, seems Brit wants to look 36 instead of 26.

    New way of viewing pics is faster. Keep it.

  35. LayDeeBug

    She went to Paris because no one give a FUCK about her over here.

  36. hammertime

    Wow. Her hair extensions look totally natural.

  37. Matthew

    hey look is the bimbo summit II electric boogloo

  38. Sparqi

    She looks confusingly good in these. Although to be fair I should say she looks confusingly less horrible than usual.

    New picture format is the ass. Too much embedded schzits going on; pages take forever to load.

  39. she could be cute

    it wouldn’t be that hard to make her look good.
    i think she is more naturally pretty than most.

  40. BaconMessiah

    She always looks so happy without those goddman kids around. I mean really, who spends their Bday with thier offspring when you can hang out with Super Wonk.

    What a absolute piece of shit.

  41. Micky Mc

    Meth bugs on her chin – ewwwww

  42. Pablo

    Dude, the new photo format sucks.

  43. RichPort

    I’d fuck Britney, but only if she was crying and begging me to stop.

  44. pissy skank

    And the party was hosted by Sharon Stone– another shitty actress, FUG & old enough to be their grandmothers.

  45. The name that people should be talking about is a Guy by the name Vitas. http://www.vitasvitas.com/welcome-to-america-vitas/
    This Guy has a voice like i have never heard it sounds alien.

  46. sharpeidude

    She has the freshly tasered look about her.

  47. i wish she could hear me

    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!
    take out the weave and style your real hair!

  48. rk

    I can’t understand why she won’t get her eyebrows done anymore. They look horrible. I mean, she looks a mess in general, but the eyebrows thing really bugs me.

    I also want to weigh in and ask you to please change the way you have to go through all the pictures before seeing the one you clicked on.

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