Britney Spears stopped by the Scandinavian Style Mansion during her 26th birthday festivities Saturday night. After partygoers sang “Happy Birthday” to Britney, Paris Hilton arrived and I’ll assume a chill was felt in the air. OK! Magazine reports:
Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. “Paris drank in the attention,” one witness tells OK!. “Posing for the camera and eating it up.”
Britney and Paris ended up making nice and partied the rest of the night at the Four Seasons. Hey, awesome, these two are hanging out. Vagina season started already? Shit, this is like finding out Hitler is still alive. Except this time around, instead of invading Europe, he’s trying to throw acid in your eyes. And he’s really good at it. Like mad good. You could be sitting at home; minding your own business. Then, bam! Your eyeball just got an acid sandwich. Ooh, that sneaky Hitler!
NOTE: I’m pretty sure that’s the most accurate metaphor of seeing Britney Spears vagina anyone has ever written. Kevin Federline probably read this and wept. He’s been there, man. And I just made him relive it with my words. They should really name a state after me.
Cosmanaut | December 3, 2007 at 11:10 am
I hate this new way of looking at the pictures. Bring back the thumbnails that when clicked open the picture full size!!!!
Adi | December 3, 2007 at 11:11 am
Somethin worse than AIDS, Herpes n Cancer put together…has just been invented by em….
Jayde | December 3, 2007 at 11:12 am
Happy 25th
doi1t | December 3, 2007 at 11:18 am
do you think they would http://do1t.net ?
tp | December 3, 2007 at 11:18 am
I hope she had a designated driver!!!
ifihadahifi | December 3, 2007 at 11:18 am
Please change the way we look at pictures!
p0nk | December 3, 2007 at 11:19 am
headline should have read “Britney spends Birthday IN Paris”.
Andrea | December 3, 2007 at 11:20 am
Her tan is so uneven, she looks like a burnt chicken
Lovely | December 3, 2007 at 11:21 am
she looks happy, but her hair is SO GOD AWFUL!!! Does she wash it EVER?!?! How can she look in the mirror and think that looks good? I’m so confused.
dixiegirl | December 3, 2007 at 11:22 am
for the love of God someone hire this child a hair dresser and someone to wax those eyebrows!!
Steve | December 3, 2007 at 11:23 am
http://www.budaily.com had these ages ago
Steve | December 3, 2007 at 11:23 am
@Jade it was her 26th!!
Jayde | December 3, 2007 at 11:26 am
Steve – i know. I was being cynical.
BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. | December 3, 2007 at 11:27 am
WTF is this STUPID new pic thing??? it’s SHIT! I wanted to look at the last pic, well buck it I am not bothering. I assume this site wants it’s numbers to reduce, cos that feature is certainly going to work
RENEE... | December 3, 2007 at 11:28 am
Holy sun damaged skin and ratty hair. She’s looking pretty stocky too. Oh, okay, I’ll try to be nicer, it is her bday afterall…Happy Birthday, bitch. Welcome to getting older beotch! At 26 you won’t be able to pull off the Lolita crap anymore! Maybe its time to grow up a little, take care of your kids, and maybe even get a GED or something instead of spending all your time tanning and shopping. Vapid bitch.
Ashley | December 3, 2007 at 11:29 am
Seriously…this way of looking at the pictures DOES suck. Bring back the other way. Everytime I wanna see one of the pictures full size it shows me the same dumb picture! Grrrrr I like seeing the details of the uglier pictures…
aja | December 3, 2007 at 11:29 am
She looks happy and healthy
p | December 3, 2007 at 11:29 am
people open your eyes…the tumbnails are still there on the top right hand column………click on which one you want to see itstead of going through the entire thing………….geeezee
JD | December 3, 2007 at 11:29 am
This new format is horrible for viewing in an RSS reader.
Ali | December 3, 2007 at 11:34 am
Watching these pictures are the most annoying thing now. I will definitely not come back here if you don’t change the way we watched the photos as they were before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not so bad | December 3, 2007 at 11:40 am
comb the eyebrow, fix the hair, add an extra layer of foundation and she could be kinda hot
Mr. Truth | December 3, 2007 at 11:41 am
C’mon, don’t diss the Brit-gina. I’d hit it with just an extra-safe condom. I’m braver than you!! And you wrestle live bears! Nothing compared to doing the brit-gina…
LL | December 3, 2007 at 11:44 am
She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.
But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).
LL | December 3, 2007 at 11:51 am
She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.
But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).
LL | December 3, 2007 at 11:52 am
Doh! sorry for the double post.
Italian Stallion | December 3, 2007 at 11:56 am
^^^^^^ Paris ate Brit out that night and I saw a picture to prove it. Safe for work, it’s just her lips, the kind on her mouth………..
hill | December 3, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Um… her hair STILL hasn’t grown out?? WTF?
shanipie | December 3, 2007 at 12:03 pm
are yall seriously on crack?
Whoever is saying she looks good that is.
Come on seriously, look at her body in the last pic!
Those legs and gut along with the sun scorched skin and greasified head?
Please send her some help. I just don’t get it. i NEVER go out looking like that and I have no money…how does she manage this?
Mr. Truth | December 3, 2007 at 12:11 pm
@ shanipie: I’m even considering I’d do her with just 2 beers on me!! Save me!!
hmmm | December 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm
28-
she has a cute smile, i think that is the problem
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 12:17 pm
@28 I have to side with Mr. Truth. She does not look half bad.
shanipie | December 3, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Oh lord its happened…all the men in the world have gone partially blind.
Your seriously telling me you’d consider sleeping with her?
So apparently you don’t mind lose vag and the smell of fritos.
But atleast no kissing right? I mean she can’t possibly remember to brush her teeth. Afterall she is so busy with her awesome career and taking care of two boys 24/7…oh wait
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm
@32 Shanipie, Why is it OK for guys to have many sexual partners and if a female does she has a lose vag and it smells like fritos? How many guys have you been with? Britney would not be at the top of my list of celbs to have sex with, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
HappyYummy | December 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm
She’s never coming back to how she was. I gave up months ago. Hey, at least her teeth look good, right?!
Chef | December 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Sun cooked skin, wrinkled cleavage, smokin them cigs, seems Brit wants to look 36 instead of 26.
New way of viewing pics is faster. Keep it.
LayDeeBug | December 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
She went to Paris because no one give a FUCK about her over here.
hammertime | December 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Wow. Her hair extensions look totally natural.
Matthew | December 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm
hey look is the bimbo summit II electric boogloo
Sparqi | December 3, 2007 at 1:01 pm
She looks confusingly good in these. Although to be fair I should say she looks confusingly less horrible than usual.
New picture format is the ass. Too much embedded schzits going on; pages take forever to load.
she could be cute | December 3, 2007 at 1:10 pm
it wouldn’t be that hard to make her look good.
i think she is more naturally pretty than most.
BaconMessiah | December 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm
She always looks so happy without those goddman kids around. I mean really, who spends their Bday with thier offspring when you can hang out with Super Wonk.
What a absolute piece of shit.
Micky Mc | December 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Meth bugs on her chin – ewwwww
Pablo | December 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Dude, the new photo format sucks.
RichPort | December 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I’d fuck Britney, but only if she was crying and begging me to stop.
pissy skank | December 3, 2007 at 1:58 pm
And the party was hosted by Sharon Stone– another shitty actress, FUG & old enough to be their grandmothers.
becky | December 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
The name that people should be talking about is a Guy by the name Vitas. http://www.vitasvitas.com/welcome-to-america-vitas/
This Guy has a voice like i have never heard it sounds alien.
Becky | December 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm
http://www.vitasvitas.com/welcome-to-america-vitas/
sharpeidude | December 3, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She has the freshly tasered look about her.
i wish she could hear me | December 3, 2007 at 2:34 pm
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
rk | December 3, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I can’t understand why she won’t get her eyebrows done anymore. They look horrible. I mean, she looks a mess in general, but the eyebrows thing really bugs me.
I also want to weigh in and ask you to please change the way you have to go through all the pictures before seeing the one you clicked on.