Jayden James is a traitor!

January 29th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Britney Spears’ sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway. This marks the first time I’ve seen a blonde woman holding Jayden in the woods where I didn’t instantly think “Shit, that kid’s getting fed to a bobcat.” On a more serious note, Sean has moved up a notch in Britney’s book for not sucking up to new mommy. Somebody doesn’t have to sleep in the garage tonight. Yippee!

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  1. SJ

    He’s so cute though…

  2. Que

    Que unfortunate!

  3. why??

    why does he always wear the same outfit?

  4. sword

    haha just like…..remember britney with shar jacksons kid?

  5. anon

    Jesus, he’s fat…

  6. Techno Lipsinc Crap

    Shitney is to busy working on her abs to play the mom role.
    That techno lipsinc garbage no dancing MILF.

  7. Enough

    Please do not pick on the innocent children.

  8. Conky

    I want to be Kevin Federline and get fat on Britney’s money while banging hotties.

    I would pass on the “dressing like a retarded wigga” part though.

  9. Valerie

    Good lord, he DOES look like he ballooned up! ‘Cept for his head for some reason–weird.

  10. Its Britney, Bitch

    i would be so pissed if this skank was holding my kid.

  11. chillin

    He’s just letting her carry him so he can be on those giant boobs. Look at him in that 4th pic, pretending to be sleep, that little genius.

  12. sahara

    those poor kids are gonna be so messed up thanks to that asshole

    wont know who their mother is

  13. This actually makes me a little sad. Are the kids that starved for maternal affection that they’ll latch onto whoever shows them some kindness?

  14. Hefe

    My god Federline has porked up so much it’s ridiculous.

  15. p0nk

    Evil O, such is the case with millions of kids today. It’s why i drive around in a white van giving out candy. Somebody needs to think of the children.

  16. Leave the kids alone.

  17. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on K-Fat’s obese penis

  18. combustion8

    K-Fat needs to lay of the krispy kremes.

  19. MHL

    Mikes Hard Lemonade? Really, Kevin?

    Anyone posting before me sucks on K-Fat’s obese butthole.

  20. ***WARNING***

    KEVIN SMITH has stolen Brit’s kids!!! Please call the cops!!!

    ***WARNING***

  21. ___

    #13, how do you know what these kids are starved for? Maybe the kid just really tired and needs a nap. Maybe he really likes that chick who’s tits he’s sleeping on? You don’t know these people so you shouldn’t be so quick to judge.

    And #17, you’re a fag. Why do you write the same lame ass thing every time you post? Fucking dork.

  22. RonJeremy

    KFed got to do Britney when she looked fine and now he gets another good looking woman. He’s so fat how can this be. Wait I know, he has a King Kong dong no woman can resist. Yes I would know all about this ladies.

  23. RD

    are those man tits on k-fed???

  24. oneelusivegal

    What is that pretty girl doing with him? He looks effing ridiculous in those stupid outfits he wears. Grow up Kevin, dress like a man, you look like a big goof . If you changed your style, lost a few pounds (I don’t fault you for that, you have been through alot too, stress=weight gain) you would look a hell of alot better. One thing I will give you credit for, you seem like you are trying to be a good dad.

  25. Why is he shaped like a traffic cone?

  26. Chigurh

    She’s prettier than Britney.

  27. Pee Wee From Porky's

    Naked, K-Fed looks like a hairy Patrick Star

  28. Danklin24

    Looks like K-Fed is on the Jessica Simpson diet plan aka eat everything in fucking sight.

  29. Danklin24

    This chick is NOT hotter than Britney. She looks generic like every other cute blond out there. At least Britney has a distinct look.

  30. kitty

    good parenting or bad parenting? leaving your kids in the car while u have a smoke at the gas station.

  31. SarahJ

    Three words: Celebrity Fit Club.

    Where all pseudo-celebrity, wanna-be, washed up Z-listers end up.

  32. AndreA

    I dont think she is a skank, she is probably normal, but what do I know, I just look at those photos and cant imagine being the mom Brit and seeing that, I dont know, to me it would be so hard to see some women just holding my babies like that, so close, like she knows them…I kind feel bad for her.

  33. AndreA

    I dont think she is a skank, she is probably normal, but what do I know, I just look at those photos and cant imagine being the mom Brit and seeing that, I dont know, to me it would be so hard to see some women just holding my babies like that, so close, like she knows them…I kind feel bad for her.

  34. ……………………….MOST AMERICANS ARE, folks?

  35. supersex

    You all are dumb fucks

    Who the hell cares

  36. ghost

    How soon before this one is squeezing out more of Kfed’s half wit spawn?

  37. Kristen

    Did they all go to Yosemite?

  38. Kristen

    I think K-Fed is an ironic twist of words. But seriously, did Victoria Prince knock him up?

  39. gee whiz

    Poor Britney, if those were my kids I wouild have KFed swimming in a cement overcoat and gotten sole custody and stayed at home with them forever

  40. the truth

    I hear that circus music what plays whenever fat people is nearby…and it’s ESPECIALLY LOUD…Jessica Simpson must be inside that very store, shopping for double belts. (A hush from the crowd.)

    K-Phat reminds me of Homer Simpson in that mumu because he is not at all smart and he’s a fat ass, like Homer, but at the same time you could say K-Phat IS smart because he knows he doesn’t need to fake be human anymore. He knows that since he is the father of Brit Brit’s kids and makes more money from than most people can ever dream of, he can slime around town in sub-human fat boy shorts with his hillrat girly slime. That guy will fuck anything.

  41. the truth

    I hear that circus music what plays whenever fat people is nearby…and it’s ESPECIALLY LOUD…Jessica Simpson must be inside that very store, shopping for double belts. (A hush from the crowd.)

    K-Phat reminds me of Homer Simpson in that mumu because he is not at all smart and he’s a fat ass, like Homer, but at the same time you could say K-Phat IS smart because he knows he doesn’t need to fake be human anymore. He knows that since he is the father of Brit Brit’s kids and makes more money than most people can ever dream of, he can slime around town in sub-human fat boy shorts with his NEW hillrat girly slime and it don’t matter cuz the money is gonna keep on, keepin’ on. That guy will fuck anything, no class whatsoever.

  42. Is just me, the pictures or is he a bit bigger these days?

  43. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    another redneck smoking around kids. TRASH both of them and the mummy.

  44. cha cha

    this must be a blow to britney! i feel bad for her. :( someone else with her kids.

  45. Trish

    LMAO at all you jealous women saying you would be mad if another woman was holding your child. Move on already lol.

  46. That kid’s thinking “This can’t be mommy… it doesn’t smell like Cheetos and laxatives…”

  47. what turns me off is the cigarette she’s holding in one of the shots.

  48. #21: Britney? Is that you?

  49. Tom K

    Kevin Federline is the biggest pimp on the planet and very smart.

    kevin federline- (Definition)

    1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one’s future

    2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one’s future may be secure

    3. To hoodwink

    noun

    1. A talentless shit stain
    (v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She’s having his bastard in a few months.

    (v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

    (n) – Let’s rap battle, Jamerius.
    - You’s a kevin federline, duke.

  50. tj

    Victoria Prince is really a nice person and would be a great role model for the boys and all of the kids. It’s unfair to call her names because she is a good person.Kevin may be a bit wacky but he stepped up and provided stability for his kids. Something Brittany wouldn’t/couldn’t do, so give him props. As for Brittany’s money, well someone needs to raise those boys the right way. Sean and Jayden seem to be very happy and healthy. That’s a good thing!!! Brittany should be happy her boys are doing so well after this last year.

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