Britney Spears’ sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway. This marks the first time I’ve seen a blonde woman holding Jayden in the woods where I didn’t instantly think “Shit, that kid’s getting fed to a bobcat.” On a more serious note, Sean has moved up a notch in Britney’s book for not sucking up to new mommy. Somebody doesn’t have to sleep in the garage tonight. Yippee!
Photos: Fame
SJ | January 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
He’s so cute though…
Que | January 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Que unfortunate!
why?? | January 29, 2009 at 4:17 pm
why does he always wear the same outfit?
sword | January 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
haha just like…..remember britney with shar jacksons kid?
anon | January 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Jesus, he’s fat…
Techno Lipsinc Crap | January 29, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Shitney is to busy working on her abs to play the mom role.
That techno lipsinc garbage no dancing MILF.
Enough | January 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Please do not pick on the innocent children.
Conky | January 29, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I want to be Kevin Federline and get fat on Britney’s money while banging hotties.
I would pass on the “dressing like a retarded wigga” part though.
Valerie | January 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Good lord, he DOES look like he ballooned up! ‘Cept for his head for some reason–weird.
Its Britney, Bitch | January 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
i would be so pissed if this skank was holding my kid.
chillin | January 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
He’s just letting her carry him so he can be on those giant boobs. Look at him in that 4th pic, pretending to be sleep, that little genius.
sahara | January 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm
those poor kids are gonna be so messed up thanks to that asshole
wont know who their mother is
Evil O. | January 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
This actually makes me a little sad. Are the kids that starved for maternal affection that they’ll latch onto whoever shows them some kindness?
Hefe | January 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
My god Federline has porked up so much it’s ridiculous.
p0nk | January 29, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Evil O, such is the case with millions of kids today. It’s why i drive around in a white van giving out candy. Somebody needs to think of the children.
freejose | January 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Leave the kids alone.
me | January 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on K-Fat’s obese penis
combustion8 | January 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
K-Fat needs to lay of the krispy kremes.
MHL | January 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Mikes Hard Lemonade? Really, Kevin?
Anyone posting before me sucks on K-Fat’s obese butthole.
Mike Beatty | January 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm
***WARNING***
KEVIN SMITH has stolen Brit’s kids!!! Please call the cops!!!
***WARNING***
___ | January 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
#13, how do you know what these kids are starved for? Maybe the kid just really tired and needs a nap. Maybe he really likes that chick who’s tits he’s sleeping on? You don’t know these people so you shouldn’t be so quick to judge.
And #17, you’re a fag. Why do you write the same lame ass thing every time you post? Fucking dork.
RonJeremy | January 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
KFed got to do Britney when she looked fine and now he gets another good looking woman. He’s so fat how can this be. Wait I know, he has a King Kong dong no woman can resist. Yes I would know all about this ladies.
RD | January 29, 2009 at 6:07 pm
are those man tits on k-fed???
oneelusivegal | January 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
What is that pretty girl doing with him? He looks effing ridiculous in those stupid outfits he wears. Grow up Kevin, dress like a man, you look like a big goof . If you changed your style, lost a few pounds (I don’t fault you for that, you have been through alot too, stress=weight gain) you would look a hell of alot better. One thing I will give you credit for, you seem like you are trying to be a good dad.
Chris | January 29, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Why is he shaped like a traffic cone?
Chigurh | January 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
She’s prettier than Britney.
Pee Wee From Porky's | January 29, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Naked, K-Fed looks like a hairy Patrick Star
Danklin24 | January 29, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Looks like K-Fed is on the Jessica Simpson diet plan aka eat everything in fucking sight.
Danklin24 | January 29, 2009 at 7:04 pm
This chick is NOT hotter than Britney. She looks generic like every other cute blond out there. At least Britney has a distinct look.
kitty | January 29, 2009 at 7:04 pm
good parenting or bad parenting? leaving your kids in the car while u have a smoke at the gas station.
SarahJ | January 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Three words: Celebrity Fit Club.
Where all pseudo-celebrity, wanna-be, washed up Z-listers end up.
AndreA | January 29, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I dont think she is a skank, she is probably normal, but what do I know, I just look at those photos and cant imagine being the mom Brit and seeing that, I dont know, to me it would be so hard to see some women just holding my babies like that, so close, like she knows them…I kind feel bad for her.
AndreA | January 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I dont think she is a skank, she is probably normal, but what do I know, I just look at those photos and cant imagine being the mom Brit and seeing that, I dont know, to me it would be so hard to see some women just holding my babies like that, so close, like she knows them…I kind feel bad for her.
gerard Vandenberg | January 29, 2009 at 10:35 pm
……………………….MOST AMERICANS ARE, folks?
supersex | January 29, 2009 at 10:44 pm
You all are dumb fucks
Who the hell cares
ghost | January 30, 2009 at 12:31 am
How soon before this one is squeezing out more of Kfed’s half wit spawn?
Kristen | January 30, 2009 at 2:06 am
Did they all go to Yosemite?
Kristen | January 30, 2009 at 2:10 am
I think K-Fed is an ironic twist of words. But seriously, did Victoria Prince knock him up?
gee whiz | January 30, 2009 at 2:58 am
Poor Britney, if those were my kids I wouild have KFed swimming in a cement overcoat and gotten sole custody and stayed at home with them forever
the truth | January 30, 2009 at 3:03 am
I hear that circus music what plays whenever fat people is nearby…and it’s ESPECIALLY LOUD…Jessica Simpson must be inside that very store, shopping for double belts. (A hush from the crowd.)
K-Phat reminds me of Homer Simpson in that mumu because he is not at all smart and he’s a fat ass, like Homer, but at the same time you could say K-Phat IS smart because he knows he doesn’t need to fake be human anymore. He knows that since he is the father of Brit Brit’s kids and makes more money from than most people can ever dream of, he can slime around town in sub-human fat boy shorts with his hillrat girly slime. That guy will fuck anything.
the truth | January 30, 2009 at 3:09 am
I hear that circus music what plays whenever fat people is nearby…and it’s ESPECIALLY LOUD…Jessica Simpson must be inside that very store, shopping for double belts. (A hush from the crowd.)
K-Phat reminds me of Homer Simpson in that mumu because he is not at all smart and he’s a fat ass, like Homer, but at the same time you could say K-Phat IS smart because he knows he doesn’t need to fake be human anymore. He knows that since he is the father of Brit Brit’s kids and makes more money than most people can ever dream of, he can slime around town in sub-human fat boy shorts with his NEW hillrat girly slime and it don’t matter cuz the money is gonna keep on, keepin’ on. That guy will fuck anything, no class whatsoever.
The Thin Walker | January 30, 2009 at 4:56 am
Is just me, the pictures or is he a bit bigger these days?
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | January 30, 2009 at 5:51 am
another redneck smoking around kids. TRASH both of them and the mummy.
cha cha | January 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm
this must be a blow to britney! i feel bad for her. :( someone else with her kids.
Trish | January 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm
LMAO at all you jealous women saying you would be mad if another woman was holding your child. Move on already lol.
RichPort's Ghost | January 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm
That kid’s thinking “This can’t be mommy… it doesn’t smell like Cheetos and laxatives…”
blugardenia | January 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm
what turns me off is the cigarette she’s holding in one of the shots.
Evil O. | January 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm
#21: Britney? Is that you?
Tom K | January 30, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Kevin Federline is the biggest pimp on the planet and very smart.
kevin federline- (Definition)
1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one’s future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one’s future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
noun
1. A talentless shit stain
(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She’s having his bastard in a few months.
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) – Let’s rap battle, Jamerius.
- You’s a kevin federline, duke.
tj | January 31, 2009 at 3:04 am
Victoria Prince is really a nice person and would be a great role model for the boys and all of the kids. It’s unfair to call her names because she is a good person.Kevin may be a bit wacky but he stepped up and provided stability for his kids. Something Brittany wouldn’t/couldn’t do, so give him props. As for Brittany’s money, well someone needs to raise those boys the right way. Sean and Jayden seem to be very happy and healthy. That’s a good thing!!! Brittany should be happy her boys are doing so well after this last year.