There’s no proof that it’s a joint or even Britney Spears, but let’s just assume it is. Because a world where Britney Spears forces marijuana onto minors is a world I want to live in.
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Edna, I know you were homeschooled and all by your crazy god-fearing momma but for the love of this guy you keep calling jesus can you please come up with another adjective other than “disgusting”??
There’s so many to choose from: vile, vulgar, atrocious, bananapanties, cocklick, yada yada yada…
If you’re gonna invade our space please keep it interesting & diverse.
It dosen’t look like Britney Spears, although I believe that she smokes pot.
The douchy guy could be Timberlake… Same fat face that he had a few years ago.
Jesus loves me this I know
For Edna Bambrick tells me so.
Too bad she’s a three-ton ho’.
“96. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 25, 2006 01:23 PM
#93 The more they swear, the more they are REPORTED! They are heading down the well traveled road to hell and damnation. Maybe I will help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior and then they can help me on my holy crusade to clean up the internet from infidels.”
Edna, seriously, infidels? The only reason I know the true meaning of that word is a Disney movie! What are you 100 years old? Well traveled road to hell and damnation?! Last I checked swearing was barely worth a hail Mary at confession time. I never knew it was a gateway to larger crimes! Imagine getting to my advanced age and never knowing that! Help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior? HELL YEAH! saying REPORTED in caps is going to turn me right around, that’s it! Edna reported me, Im running straight to the reborn folks! You changed my ways, I will never ever say FUCK SHIT PISS DICK ASSHOLE again. Oh wait, Im not Christian and I take serious offense to you forcing Christianity on me. I have a right to freedom of religion and you are stomping on my rights by trying to force yours on myself and everyone here. Keep your Jesus to yourself, instead sit down with a bible and see if you even understand what its saying, have you read it? Or do you just spout scripture and passages and phrases like “our savior the lord jesus christ” Do you know what the less popular phrases mean, have you read the more boring parts of the bible? Or is it as I suspect, you just run around claiming to be doing Gods work when its really just you trying to get past a boring low self esteem life. Trying to make it easier to sleep at night by convincing yourself that you are living the selfless life of a good christian on a crusade. If you would actually go out and do some good, feed the hungry, hug the parentless children of the world, step foot into an orphanage in a third world country and you will forget all about a little swearing and sex talk on a gossip web site.
Lastly, thank you Edna for giving me the best laugh I’ve had in at least a year!
Dr. Rokter is my hero.
REPORTing myself for thoughts of (copulating) with someone I’ve never seen and will never meet.
Jesus, PapaHotNuts, control your damn wife!
Just saw that she is pregnant again. Good gosh almighty, I can’t keep up with her. She must be forty by now.
“Maybe I will help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior and then they can help me on my holy crusade to clean up the internet from infidels.” — Edna
Umm.. anybody want to tell Edna how the internet first grew in popularity? Anyone, Anyone?
Dr. Roknor, that was *expletive deleted* hilarious.
Who cares, at least there is cleavage either way. haha, Britney is pretty dumb though.
#56–agreed
#83–so amazing, holy shit im laughing so hard right now
thank you britney for getting preggers again, i can’t wait to see your third trimester outfits.
Oh, shit I sold her that shit. Which is weird because I bought it from K-Fed, so that makes me the middleman, Oh no. Peace Bitches
well, i guess we all know she smokes pot just cuz her husband raps about smoking it all the time even went on a radio show and was asked if he smokes pipes or papers and his exact response was “both”. So it definately goes on, but that girl doesn’t even look anything like Britney, so i don’t belive what’s going on in this picture.