Britney Spears smokes a joint

April 25th, 2006 // 164 Comments
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There’s no proof that it’s a joint or even Britney Spears, but let’s just assume it is. Because a world where Britney Spears forces marijuana onto minors is a world I want to live in.

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  1. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    I’d hit it… the spleef that is…..

  2. kierewalker

    that chick is wayyy to skinny to actually be Brit, unless its like three years old or something. where did it come from?

  3. wunderfulpixi

    Umm, yeah, that’s definitely a Britney Spears impersonator who happens to be a transvestite. Either that or Britney Spears is officially an enormous creature resembling a whale. OH wait…she is…

  4. kierewalker

    Oh, lord….its from Myspace. nuff said.

  5. Wouldn’t you have to be high to survive a marriage with K-Fed? Cut her some slack!

  6. KnockoutXO21

    whoever that chick is, she’s looking pretty damn hot. but seriously who cares if shes passing marijuana around to minors. i thought Brit was white trailor trash anyway?

  7. ieatpopsicles

    Maybe they’re just midgets.

  8. Vampyreska

    *yawn*

  9. amazed

    Maybe its not Britney, could be Heather Locklear on a rebound date. Anyway, what’s she doing hanging out with the Munster’s kid???

  10. krisdylee

    Y’all, I think I see a wee nipple poking out…. and NOW we know the reason she loves her cheetos sooo much!!!

    BTW, thank Jaysus this site is back on it’s feet. I had to do real work yesterday. I’m so happy, I could almost make out with NewGuy.

  11. Brittany

    I’m sorry. Is that nipple I see?

  12. trulymadlydeeplytori

    displaying excellent maternal skills. nice jugs too

  13. That isn’t Britney. She was never that chubby while she was that tan. Notice all the pics of her now she is butt ass white.

    Besides, the face doesn’t even look like her.

  14. GDoggie

    The Source says the pic is from ’03, I still don’t think it’s her though. Even 3 years ago she didn’t look like that.

  15. cairyn

    That chick is a transvestite. And that’s not a joint, that’s opium.

  16. That Britney, what a classy lady.


    http://www.betterthanyou.org/

  17. Geno

    If it’s her or not, I’m sure she has done a lot worse.
    http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

  18. Acebaby

    …. I couldn’t say for sure if that is Mrs K-Fed or not, but I can say that someone should help her tuck her tits back in. That little boy to her left looks a litte young to view the Nibblet!

  19. Italian Stallion

    That isn’t Britney, she’s to skinny…….

  20. jugsgirl

    edna bambrick – did u cause the superficial server to go down?

  21. reptilicus

    If it had been her spittin’ out some chewin’ tabaccy then I’d have known for sure that it was Britney.

  22. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    This looks like someone’s totally awesome bar mitzvah present (boy on left) from the boy on right who’s father owns a strip club. I wish I was Jewish…

  23. reptilicus

    Hmm, the larger version *really* looks like it’s her…

  24. Jacq

    What is she doing wearing my titties? Is that a La Quinta, by any chance?

    Welcome back, bee-ches!

  25. PapaHotNuts

    Just wanted to let everyone know something special happened to me this weekend. I won’t go into detail, but can you say “EdnaHotNuts”?

  26. jugsgirl

    Congrats papa + edna,

    how was the honeymoon?

  27. memichelle77

    I’m pretty sure that’s really Britney. Also, i think those are Shar Jackson’s kids. They just aged really fast like on a sitcom.

  28. Jacq

    In totally unrelated child endangerment news:
    Tom Cruise loves poopie diapers, he said so himself. Check it out:
    http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1817770.html

  29. mattnoks

    I’m pretty sure Edna was jumping around her house yesterday yelling hallelujah at bringing down the Superficial. Focus all that energy somewhere else you looney. Go build a house for Habitat or something.

  30. Hmm… I do see a strong resemblance. It could happen.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  31. EdnasGayLover

    Edna is a typical bible-thumping fanatic. Instead of attacking the real problems of this country, such as the pedophiles associated with her church, she targets harmless postings on a website. Way to do your god’s work and step on the constitution at the same time. Cunt. And is that a nipple I see in the picture?

  32. biatcho

    your point #31? ty logging onto http://www.ihateyourface.com

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I can say EdnaHotNuts. I can also say your trunk has a funny smell eminating from it, kind of like a rotting corpse is inside. I can also say She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore. But I always said Edna would make a great ex-wife, what with the bible thumping and the non-stop internet patrolling. Gives me a raging boner, and I don’t even have a penis.

  34. keksr

    looks more like jessica simpson to me…

  35. I thought it was Britney at first, but the nipples just feel off somehow.

  36. mattnoks

    #33 My point? Was it that hard to figure out. Why so defensive of such a dumb site.

    I didn’t realize you could see me. My mom says I have a handsome face.

  37. brewdick

    who the hell is Edna?

  38. BigJim

    I’ve got to admit that when I checked the Superficial on Saturday morning I was a little freaked out to see the comments down. I thought, Edna, you crazy ass, multiple cat owning, bible chewing bitch, you actually did it.

    By the way, I’ve reported Edna, to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Maybe they’ll do an episode about that sacksucking cockmaster. That would be sweet.

  39. BigJim

    #38 — go read the posts on Friday about Paris Hilton gambling her car away, and then the one about Charlie beating the hell out of Denise and you’ll find out all about Edna.

  40. Tom loves Edna’s cock.

  41. ellaminnowpea

    I think this is when she just got done saying, “I’m not like a real mom…I’m a COOL mom”…….

  42. rori

    I kind of miss Edna’s flowing prose. Maybe she’ll be back someday. REPORTED! *sigh*

    But yeah, BigJim, I was a little concerned too. I was like, shit, Edna isn’t delusional? Thank God she’s just a wannabe first-amendment thief with no real clout.

  43. Ez-EEEE

    dude, is that a nipple?
    i fully think its a nipple.
    im gonna need photoshop, zoom, and a magnifying glass STAT.

    congrats edna and papa, may your babies be imbalanced and able to type fast. salude!

  44. Dr.Rokter

    I saw Britney get high at a party once and she was trying to figure out the Mechanical Advantage of a hydraulic trailer jack and kept trying to write: “distance from fulcrum to effort (effort arm)

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    45 – I like a bitch that knows how to party.

  46. Slysaucy

    Pass the doochie on the left hand side…..

  47. k37744

    first of all, anyone knows that if you’re offered a joint, to GRAB said joint in your own fingers…having someone hold it for you is jake. totally gank. you boffed my buzz brit.

  48. k37744

    when edna and i smoke the majajay, she insists on holding.

  49. DaveBenner

    Damn, I’m so upset that I missed out on that Edna cluster-fuck on Friday . . . great material everyone, I’ve been laughing my ass off.

    Please report this, I’d love to hear the transcript read in court – Q: What’s 10 inches long, purple, and makes women scream? A: Crib Death.

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