There’s no proof that it’s a joint or even Britney Spears, but let’s just assume it is. Because a world where Britney Spears forces marijuana onto minors is a world I want to live in.
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VanillaSalTyBaLLs | April 25, 2006 at 8:01 am
I’d hit it… the spleef that is…..
kierewalker | April 25, 2006 at 8:04 am
that chick is wayyy to skinny to actually be Brit, unless its like three years old or something. where did it come from?
wunderfulpixi | April 25, 2006 at 8:05 am
Umm, yeah, that’s definitely a Britney Spears impersonator who happens to be a transvestite. Either that or Britney Spears is officially an enormous creature resembling a whale. OH wait…she is…
kierewalker | April 25, 2006 at 8:05 am
Oh, lord….its from Myspace. nuff said.
a concerned fan | April 25, 2006 at 8:06 am
Wouldn’t you have to be high to survive a marriage with K-Fed? Cut her some slack!
KnockoutXO21 | April 25, 2006 at 8:06 am
whoever that chick is, she’s looking pretty damn hot. but seriously who cares if shes passing marijuana around to minors. i thought Brit was white trailor trash anyway?
ieatpopsicles | April 25, 2006 at 8:13 am
Maybe they’re just midgets.
Vampyreska | April 25, 2006 at 8:34 am
*yawn*
amazed | April 25, 2006 at 8:46 am
Maybe its not Britney, could be Heather Locklear on a rebound date. Anyway, what’s she doing hanging out with the Munster’s kid???
krisdylee | April 25, 2006 at 8:48 am
Y’all, I think I see a wee nipple poking out…. and NOW we know the reason she loves her cheetos sooo much!!!
BTW, thank Jaysus this site is back on it’s feet. I had to do real work yesterday. I’m so happy, I could almost make out with NewGuy.
Brittany | April 25, 2006 at 8:48 am
I’m sorry. Is that nipple I see?
trulymadlydeeplytori | April 25, 2006 at 8:53 am
displaying excellent maternal skills. nice jugs too
~S.Starr~ | April 25, 2006 at 9:16 am
That isn’t Britney. She was never that chubby while she was that tan. Notice all the pics of her now she is butt ass white.
Besides, the face doesn’t even look like her.
GDoggie | April 25, 2006 at 9:20 am
The Source says the pic is from ’03, I still don’t think it’s her though. Even 3 years ago she didn’t look like that.
cairyn | April 25, 2006 at 9:23 am
That chick is a transvestite. And that’s not a joint, that’s opium.
masekid | April 25, 2006 at 9:29 am
That Britney, what a classy lady.
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http://www.betterthanyou.org/
Geno | April 25, 2006 at 9:29 am
If it’s her or not, I’m sure she has done a lot worse.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
Acebaby | April 25, 2006 at 9:32 am
…. I couldn’t say for sure if that is Mrs K-Fed or not, but I can say that someone should help her tuck her tits back in. That little boy to her left looks a litte young to view the Nibblet!
Italian Stallion | April 25, 2006 at 9:43 am
That isn’t Britney, she’s to skinny…….
jugsgirl | April 25, 2006 at 9:44 am
edna bambrick – did u cause the superficial server to go down?
reptilicus | April 25, 2006 at 9:49 am
If it had been her spittin’ out some chewin’ tabaccy then I’d have known for sure that it was Britney.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2006 at 9:49 am
This looks like someone’s totally awesome bar mitzvah present (boy on left) from the boy on right who’s father owns a strip club. I wish I was Jewish…
reptilicus | April 25, 2006 at 9:50 am
Hmm, the larger version *really* looks like it’s her…
Jacq | April 25, 2006 at 10:00 am
What is she doing wearing my titties? Is that a La Quinta, by any chance?
Welcome back, bee-ches!
PapaHotNuts | April 25, 2006 at 10:14 am
Just wanted to let everyone know something special happened to me this weekend. I won’t go into detail, but can you say “EdnaHotNuts”?
jugsgirl | April 25, 2006 at 10:15 am
Congrats papa + edna,
how was the honeymoon?
memichelle77 | April 25, 2006 at 10:18 am
I’m pretty sure that’s really Britney. Also, i think those are Shar Jackson’s kids. They just aged really fast like on a sitcom.
Jacq | April 25, 2006 at 10:22 am
In totally unrelated child endangerment news:
Tom Cruise loves poopie diapers, he said so himself. Check it out:
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1817770.html
mattnoks | April 25, 2006 at 10:25 am
I’m pretty sure Edna was jumping around her house yesterday yelling hallelujah at bringing down the Superficial. Focus all that energy somewhere else you looney. Go build a house for Habitat or something.
sharkbite | April 25, 2006 at 10:30 am
Hmm… I do see a strong resemblance. It could happen.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
mattnoks | April 25, 2006 at 10:31 am
http://www.ihateyoursite.com
EdnasGayLover | April 25, 2006 at 10:33 am
Edna is a typical bible-thumping fanatic. Instead of attacking the real problems of this country, such as the pedophiles associated with her church, she targets harmless postings on a website. Way to do your god’s work and step on the constitution at the same time. Cunt. And is that a nipple I see in the picture?
biatcho | April 25, 2006 at 10:34 am
your point #31? ty logging onto http://www.ihateyourface.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2006 at 10:34 am
I can say EdnaHotNuts. I can also say your trunk has a funny smell eminating from it, kind of like a rotting corpse is inside. I can also say She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore. But I always said Edna would make a great ex-wife, what with the bible thumping and the non-stop internet patrolling. Gives me a raging boner, and I don’t even have a penis.
keksr | April 25, 2006 at 10:35 am
looks more like jessica simpson to me…
eurotransient | April 25, 2006 at 10:38 am
I thought it was Britney at first, but the nipples just feel off somehow.
mattnoks | April 25, 2006 at 10:51 am
#33 My point? Was it that hard to figure out. Why so defensive of such a dumb site.
I didn’t realize you could see me. My mom says I have a handsome face.
brewdick | April 25, 2006 at 10:52 am
who the hell is Edna?
BigJim | April 25, 2006 at 11:02 am
I’ve got to admit that when I checked the Superficial on Saturday morning I was a little freaked out to see the comments down. I thought, Edna, you crazy ass, multiple cat owning, bible chewing bitch, you actually did it.
By the way, I’ve reported Edna, to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Maybe they’ll do an episode about that sacksucking cockmaster. That would be sweet.
BigJim | April 25, 2006 at 11:05 am
#38 — go read the posts on Friday about Paris Hilton gambling her car away, and then the one about Charlie beating the hell out of Denise and you’ll find out all about Edna.
Gerald Tarrant | April 25, 2006 at 11:06 am
Tom loves Edna’s cock.
ellaminnowpea | April 25, 2006 at 11:13 am
I think this is when she just got done saying, “I’m not like a real mom…I’m a COOL mom”…….
rori | April 25, 2006 at 11:15 am
I kind of miss Edna’s flowing prose. Maybe she’ll be back someday. REPORTED! *sigh*
But yeah, BigJim, I was a little concerned too. I was like, shit, Edna isn’t delusional? Thank God she’s just a wannabe first-amendment thief with no real clout.
Ez-EEEE | April 25, 2006 at 11:17 am
dude, is that a nipple?
i fully think its a nipple.
im gonna need photoshop, zoom, and a magnifying glass STAT.
congrats edna and papa, may your babies be imbalanced and able to type fast. salude!
Dr.Rokter | April 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
I saw Britney get high at a party once and she was trying to figure out the Mechanical Advantage of a hydraulic trailer jack and kept trying to write: “distance from fulcrum to effort (effort arm)
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
45 – I like a bitch that knows how to party.
Slysaucy | April 25, 2006 at 11:26 am
Pass the doochie on the left hand side…..
k37744 | April 25, 2006 at 11:26 am
first of all, anyone knows that if you’re offered a joint, to GRAB said joint in your own fingers…having someone hold it for you is jake. totally gank. you boffed my buzz brit.
k37744 | April 25, 2006 at 11:27 am
when edna and i smoke the majajay, she insists on holding.
DaveBenner | April 25, 2006 at 11:31 am
Damn, I’m so upset that I missed out on that Edna cluster-fuck on Friday . . . great material everyone, I’ve been laughing my ass off.
Please report this, I’d love to hear the transcript read in court – Q: What’s 10 inches long, purple, and makes women scream? A: Crib Death.